>be 36 >decide to finally go to community college >join study group fall semester >girl in study group is in middle college >she has a boyfriend >during fall semester she becomes attracted to me because manhood. >boyfriend gets jealous and possessive >she starts calling me to complain about him >starts flirting with me over the phone >sends me pics of her tits >invites me to her 18th birthday party >her boyfriend and his friends jump me at the party >they lose. 5 against 1. not my first rodeo (veteran) >she breaks up with him in front of the whole party and kicks them out >"You don't own me!! Who the fuck do you think you are???" >takes a picture of herself giving me a blowjob in the bathroom an hour later and sends it to him >can't cum because molly >take her to the back bedroom and fuck her for 5 hours. >first orgasm in her entire life. Has 9 more and starts crying and says she's in love with me >instant stage five clinger >push her away, intentionally not returning texts and phone calls for days at a time >fuck two of her friends >only makes her want me more >introduce her to bondage and she loves it >forced orgasm, pain, breath play >agrees to be my sub >tell her to talk her friends into joining us >double blowjob two days later >watch them eat each other out in the 69 position for an hour >first time lesbian for both of them >fuck her friend standing doggy facing her while she stands in the corner and watches us >they make out with each other while I fuck her friend >pussy on tap any time I want it ever since
Going back to college was the best decision I've ever made in my entire life. >pic related
You can upload a photo on your camera roll, so taking a timed photo and then upload to snapchat isn't difficult.
Isaac Cox
bruh, you know this is bullshit
Kevin Foster
Only newfags post this. The rest of us consider it a given.
Liam Rivera
That still doesn't answer the question you dumb cunt
Colton Bailey
>be OP >be 36 year old neet living at mom's >been contemplating suicide for months now >decide that today is the day >suddenly, the orgasmic aroma of Tyson chicken tenders floods my nostrils >hear mom shout from downstairs "Honey your tendies are ready!" >I guess I can wait another day >laboriously waddle my mass downstairs >as I am savoring my well earned tendies, the bitch starts talking about school again >Sweetie, remember how you said you would look into getting an education? Well there is this community college nearby. It's cheap and mommy could drive you to class everyday!" >give her a look of disgust then rolls eyes and says "fine, I'll look into it" >waddle back to bedroom >boot up pc >"tendies in my tummy, now it's time for cummies" >go to pornhub >find video titled "Hot community college slut gets pounded" >It's a video of a porn actress clearly in her early 30s trying to pass as a college freshman >stereotypical douchebag flirts with her and then proceed to fuck her within 3 minutes of meeting her >after I orgasm I think to myself >"yes, that will totally be me, college is gonna rock" >proceed to write a fake story to impress virgins and social outcasts on a japanese image board
Jace Reyes
Um u wut m8
Grayson Richardson
Only newfags post this. The rest of us consider it a given.
