NOW WE WILL WIN EUROVISION FOR SURE

NOW WE WILL WIN EUROVISION FOR SURE

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not black asian gay enough, sorry

>caring about cuckvision
I wonder what kind of butthurt propaganda song Ukraine will come up with this time

*a hundred angry orthodox priests drive a BMP-1 into utub hq*

This. Also too pretty. Should be hideous mutant.

Did Russia send a disabled singer just to win? That's hilarious.

>not lgbtbbq
>not oppressed tatar ukrainian crimean
dropped

Georgia tried sending a blind girl. Poland tried sending a disabled girl in a wheelchair. It doesn't work.
Just like her legs.

>It doesn't work. Just like her legs.
Holy shit

Russia bringing the bantz. I didn't think you had it in you, Dmitri, I'm impressed.

the only reason i'm looking forward to it is to see how much they will fuck up
i can't even vote ayyy

Thank you Russia. :)
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You can fuck Ukraine up even more by giving it a victory the second time in a row. They will go bankrupt if that happens.

What is the song about?

holy shit, imagine that
make it happen, Number One

Sweden tried sending Günther.

We got nothing, I heard one decent song and it got voted off right away.

It's not like I watch eurovision for the music anyway. I hope that British bloke will be commentating again.

Here's ours.

Graham Norton? isn't he irish though

...

Yeah, him.

Just be glad I didn't call him English

>Eurovision
And here i thought you weren't European :^)

This is ours

When are we going to see a mute singer?

What is your favourite Eurovision winner?

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Do people watch eurovision in your cunt?
It is known that it is a gayfest.

i suppose is masochism, watching it just in case Russia wins but it will never win
like the World Cup

>It doesn't work. Just like her legs.

Dima Bilan won.

Dana International. "Her" song is so good.

>It doesn't work.
>Just like her legs.

when? *google google google*
ah, i wasn't on Sup Forums then

So is Eurovision just a contest to see who can put forth the least privileged person, and look the most progressive?

Well it's a politicised freakshow, what did you expect?
The jews decide who's going to win.

Spatted saliva on my intelligent phone

Yeah, with European politics and thousand year old rivalries mixed in. Only the plebiest of plebs watch it unironically.

There is literally never a good song in the eurovision. Just awful eurodance with a bimbos singing in english.

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>eurodance
i fucking wish there was more eurodance. it's all ballads á la The Voice and shit

Lordi, Yohanna, Alexander Rybak, Konchita Wurst.

>he watches eurovision for the music

Norway's 2009 entry which got the most points ever is one of my favourite songs tbqh

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What about any of these?

>Konchita Wurst.
Stop

What? It had a good not eurodance song.

Fuck sake hahaha

That's a good strategy to win Eurovision, but Europeans hate Russia too much at the moment for it to be able to win.

The singing was alright. You don't like it because it was a guy in a dress.

Which didn't bother anyone when Verka Serduchka did it.

>Verka Serduchka
Pretty sure thats a comedian in drag.
The other is serious unironic degeneracy

if there's something good about last year's ESC is that they summed up the hypocrysy and samefaggeness of all ESC musics (and Rybak made apparition)
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Pls like us
look we send qt invalids
how can you be hating sexy wheelchair girl
pls vote us

If last year's mind blowing entry didn't win, nothing will win this year either.

>Russia bends time and space for their show, we had some chick climbing down a flight of stairs

This spic-tier grill is ours
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okay, they also have weirdo pop.
There really should be more metal/hiphop in the eurovision, since that is all young people listen to. But no, alwas the same shit.
I only watch the icelandic and danish competitions to see the much better faroese musicians getting voted out. Then I critise everone elses music

looks Greek

>:(

Western tolerance test lol
If she doesn't win, western europe will turn out hypocritical faggots since muh tolerance.

>metal/hiphop
maybe in 20 years more, when WE are old enough to care to vote on ESC
didn't you euros said that only old grannies vote for ESC? they don't like metal, it is known

Why can't we just arrange down syndrome vision and compare whose invalids are better?

you mean like the Paralympics but Song Contest? dunno why

Finland tried that too. They didn't get to the final.

You would bring regular Russians then :^)

>Not voting for the poor little abo

Russia should've won the last Eurovision hands down

Are you seriously going all "le wrong generation"?
Metal became popular back in the 70's.

Anyway, it's not radio-friendly so the best we can expect is stuff like Lordi, who appear like something edgy and heavy to the masses, but are really just poppy hard-rock (which is fitting, because they're inspired by Kiss and other 80's bands)

This. I remember everyone I watched it with having as sour a mood as mine after that robbery

>bring the best performers
>put on a great show
>make no political statements
>still perceived as big bad evil commie
(((

Yes. But it will be like competition between mentally divergent: down syndrome ones, autists, schizophrenics without some part of the body, piss drinkers and shit eaters of all sort and kind.
Thus we will equalize the chances to win. Sending injured people to Eurovision is like a sucker punch, you know kinda doping.
I'd watch it.

Eurovision is political fuckery

>implying
this was glorious, fuck off
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Yes, but Eurovision is heavily politicized, everyone knows that.

With the current geo-political situation and a song like that, the outcome was pretty clear.

but muh ukraine

>(((
More like ((())) haha

Ah we've all known that since we were born lad, doesn't take away the sting ;_;

> still invading several countries
> still elected same stupid dictator thug
> doesn't want to be seen as evil commie
)))

the weelchair doesn't work?

Their performance should be judged independent of any government action by their country of origin. Russia was fucking phenomenonal at the EV

looking forward for euvision becoming a paralympic.
oh wait

>Metal became popular back in the 70's
it never did. old peope were always against it
80s kids aren't still grannies last time i checked. so YES, WRONG GENERATION. DON'T LIKE IT? FORCE YOUR PARENTS TO VOTE SOMETHING YOU LIKE

me too. i suppose if you mail the producers your idea then it might become true? dunno

uh.. yes

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brava rusiya brava

are they naturally disabled or their cunts first scout great talents then mutilate their body parts?

>annex part of sovereign country
>"waaahh why are people mad at us"

>hate gays
>"waaah why do we not win in gay pride music contests"

>spend money voting on Eurovision

ishiggydigi

Yearly reminder
Denmark lost eurovision 2010 because of their racism against faroese people.
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>flame is burning
>water is dripping
>wheelchair is rolling
>russia is winning

>me too. i suppose if you mail the producers your idea then it might become true? dunno
I honestly suppose the only equal chances to win olimpix is to allow every sort of doping. Let them fucking use whatever they need for victory be it cocaine or amphetamine- whatever.
And let down syndrome people use drugs as well. Just imagine singing autists on heroine. Mmmmmm yami. Best show ever. It's kinda unfair to compare healthy and beautiful people from european countries. We should compare backwards.

I'm going to start judging every Danish person I meet by their historical conflicts with other countries in future

Do you think it will be the same this year?
Havent tentions died out a bit? Maybe not in Eastern Europe but like everywhere else?

It still shouldn't be political

(though as a Lithuanian I can't complain too much when Russia gets called out)

nice

But Irish are British too, hence the term "British Isles".

No we're not and that term is totally incorrect and centuries outdated fucking kill yourself

I think exact same bullshit this year

see? don't complain then

>song is in yenglissh
>cheesy ballad
>it will compete in Ukraine
might happen, would happen, will be glorious. make it happen lads

if Northern Irish, yes. i just forgot from which Ireland Graham is [spoiler](RoI says the wiki)

That's a pretty selfish way of looking at it.

>waaa how dare you call us British

We're better off calling them the English Isles because after all its the only language you cucks speak around there.

>Poland tried sending a disabled girl in a wheelchair. It doesn't work.
>Just like her legs.
wow that is dark

>Havent tentions died out a bit?
tensions NEVER die out among slavs

I forgot you're the mexican island fucking retard

>Mexican
Nice try nigger but no one speaks Spanish here. French is big though, but that's because we have descendants of actual French people that still, after hundreds of years of dominate British rule, have maintained their language. Unlike you lol

Nope.
Poland came 23rd.

But it totally is politcal though. As countries we resent the Russian actions in Crimea and make economic sanctions and then we just go out and have a happy cheerful karaoke night with them afterwards?

Same shit with sports. Qatar is having world cup and the workers are working under terrible conditions we would never accept and then we pretend it's not a political statement when we participate anyway.


It's not anything personal against the particular Russian singer, but it's totally political against Russia as a country when people don't vote for them and we can't change that.