Ask someone who just turned down a threesum anything

Ask someone who just turned down a threesum anything

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how did you find 2 dudes willing to fuck you?

is your bum all tired out from all that black dick you've been getting ?

Why do you think that turning down a threesome makes you desirable enough to be asked questions on Sup Forums?

OP here, i will only answer serious questions...

how gay are you ?

Guys serious questions only please. You only get chances to talk to guys like me every once in a while.

Extremely. In fact, I dream about being drenched in black cocks every other night.

but there are plenty of fags on Sup Forums

not gay, thats the reason for not wanting to do it with them...

Yes, submitting your anus to black cock can be a burden over time...

ok ill be serious, why did you turn down a threesome ?

I happen to live near a local gay bar. There, you can hook up with a big black hunk as long as you walk up to him and bite your lip.

PLEASE remember to keep the chat solely on topic

how many cocks will it take to convince you to join a group sex party ?

It is because my roommate asked to share his gf and I am not a homo

>Comes to Sup Forums
>Ask me anything guys im alpha
>Gets shit
>umm Serious questions only plz

Aha, now here's where I will begin to provide the real meat of the story:

On the day before the threesome, I visited my doctor and found out that I had HIV.

but, youre not gonna be fucking your friend, just dont look at what hes doing.

Because my ass is sore from last time

Its too late now far too late

fat whore

That's the thing, though. I kinda.. teehee.... I kinda...

>"No desu dont say it"

I kinda WANT to fuck my friend

I dunno, thought I could offshoot an interesting topic into another interesting topic that relates to my HIV. Perhaps I should have directly created an AMA in regards to my HIV rather than my planned threesome...

Does it not make me less gay to not want a threesum with another dude?

no, its not, just let him know dead on that you feel like that, but let him know you might be open to the idea. just make sure you get the poon end.

Didn't want to help mom and dad spice it up this Valentine's Day?

You know the rules.

Kill 8 homeless people or gtfo.

Also, post timestamp

That's pretty serious question.

for what purpose

Because it's Sup Forums

for what purpose

"Guys like me" ohhh boy OP

Well, you need to show proof if you're going to follow the rules and kill 8 homeless people

You are gay because you said you "turned down" what we now realize was a devil's threesome. Any hetero would have reflected on that differently.

Sup OP, I also turned down a threesum.
Friend's gf asked if she could fuck me for her birthday, he said only if he could be involved.
I was flabbergasted by the conversation. We are no longer friends.
She was a 6/10.
I believe in keeping your life simple, shit like this just makes life complicated and messy.
If she was a 9+ I prolly woulda done it.

You turned down a threesome because you wpuld rather have gay cowboy scat-fetish butt sex than vanilla cowboy butt sex?

*would

If you fail to answer in 10 seconds after this post is sent OP...I will automatically believe that you are fake and gay

Same here OP
>girlfriend has crazy friend who obviously likes me
>girlfriend too naive to tell
>friend always likes my photos and flirts with me when i'm there
>friend finds out her boyfriend had a threesome
>keeps asking my girlfriend to have a threesome with me to get him back

would do, but she's crazy and she'd try and make my gf leave me afterwards to get with me again. also don't know how i'd please 2 girls at once.

Fake and gay confirmed

op, how many women have you been with

I don't know, but one of em' was your mom.

That's messed up. How whipped was your boy that his gf could convince him to let her fuck you with him. I don't know about a 9 being better. It would almost be easier to do your bros girl if it were a putty fuck.

so youre the one shes been pegging

what did they ask you to do and who's idea was it? also, is she hot?

He knows cause she won't peg her baby boy anymore. Mommy why!

He wasn't even really whipped, just brainwashed. It wasn't that he was addicted to her and would do anything to keep her, it's that he thought if he said no he would be trying to control her and thus be a bad guy.
There is a difference, but both stem from the same problem, super beta.
A 9 would be better, because it'd actually be fun. Why would I complicate my life for a 6? a girl 2 points lower than the girls I was banging at the time anyway.
This is all happened during my whore phase, so banging a nine would've been tempting enough to make me bend my values.
NOW, not even a 10 would do it. I'm old, and settled. Not worth the inevitable drama.

Would you do this
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Words of wisdom I suppose.

You seem disappointed.
Sometimes the best thing for the long run feels disappointing in the moment.
It's like inflicting yourself with a small amount of discomfort now, to save a world of stress later.
That's the moral of the story.