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Ameriwanks

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SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

oh my lord

Remunerati for the masturbation

land of the freedom where you need to pay to masturbate

ITT: angry third worlders

Back to the jungle monkeys

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samefag
have you paid your wank tax today mr. yank?

Doesnt she realize that by her logic, women would be charged of murder every mensuration cycle

What the hell is wrong with liberals and feminists

Can't polish the knob?

>it is mandatory for Americans to tip whenever they jack off

>this passes as comedy on this board

Pay close attention to the statistics on the bottom right corner.

Wouldn't it technically be involuntary manslaughter or something.

ITT: brainlets

Does the money go into some sort of "wank bank" my yank friend.

>Wank bank, yank.
>WANK
>BANK
>YANK

>american men legislate womens genitalia to hell and back
>get incredibly butthurt when someone proposes legislating male genitalia
now i see why saudis are best friends with americans

>be american
>get shot
>die
>cum post mortem
>your inheritance gets taxed 100$

Yank cannot wank?

Exactly her point. It's just as retarded to consider a pile of unformed cells a human being with human rights and it is to consider every wasted sperm a dead child.

>MFW the bill is meant to troll anti-abortionist in Texas lawmakers.

>be american
>get fast food in the drive way on my scooter
>black people in a truck start beeping behind me
>tell them my wife is at home and ready for them
>one pulls out a gun
>at that same moment I'm giving my food
>the sheer tension makes me shart
>unfortunately not in the mart where this is normal
>gobble down the food
>my fat is clogging my throat and it won't go down
>lady asks for money while the black man is yelling muh dick and pulling out his glock
>have heart attack from the stress
>collapse on the spot
>wake up in hospital
>black man shot me while I was out
>have to pay for heart attack, bullet wound, food and the crack on the ground I left
>finally get home
>scooter is out of freedom juice
>waddle my way past my automatic double doors in my home
>stressful day time for a fap to calm myself down
>many minutes later I find my penis under my gluttonous mass
>start reaching for it from my seat like a box of orios on the top shelf
>start jerking it to the sound of Jamal fucking my ex wife in my bed room
>suddenly
>lady bursts through the door and fines me for fapping

I am American. I am a cuck.

STOP MASTURBATING

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>+ $50 for unrefrigerated shoes
>+ Tip plus the tip they dont have

>be yank
>wank
>get fined $10+tip
>tip of your dick

>pile of unformed cells

good thread opener