So there is a guy I met on grindr who is 100 feet away from me. He asked me to come over and blow him. I want too...

So there is a guy I met on grindr who is 100 feet away from me. He asked me to come over and blow him. I want too, but I've never been with a guy before so I'm being a nervous bitch. I'm going to chug a couple of beers and go over there. What should I expect?

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>100ft

wat

Regret.

>What should I expect?
Tasting dick and swallowing nut.

sti

Um it's fucking amazing I did it for a few years loved every time. Also if he is clean lick his taint and ass eventually he will beg to cum

suicidal thoughts

Nothing if you do it right.

Dick shouldn't taste like anything.

How about telling him to take a shower and suck him off in the shower?

You really don't want a first bad experience.

So I shouldn't go?

Hard cock, balls on your chin and a fat wad in your mouth

>100 feet away
100 feet away would still be in my house. Is this guy your father or brother?

what would Jesus do?

Dude, you're either gay or not gay, don't go around trying to be a faggot.
Be one or dont be one you know which it is.

I'm not sure beer is the way to go, it can leave you kind of gassy if you chug them. YMMV but if you're gonna do it, enjoy it. Sucking dick is great!

are you my friends mom?

Yes you fkn fairy either man up and suck that dick or go back to being a pussy licking faggot.

Honestly don't care either way

What i dont get about faggots is that any guy will do. Most straight guys are picky about partners and who they would or wouldn't fuck but fags are like if he has an asshole i will fuck it.

Is it because biology doesnt come into choosing a partner? Wtf is the deal?

For instance look at glory holes. Not porno movie ones with chicks there and shit, I'm talking real world glory holes.
They are agay phenomenon typically, you wouldn't expect to find a girl on the other end there.

>100 feet
100 feet in any direction means a 40,000 square foot block.

Do you live in a Walmart?

You're disgusting

Its only gay if you dont swallow

>man up
>suck that dick

>pussy licking
>faggot

There is just so much wrong about your sentence

>What should I expect

Expect to suck dick

It is only gay if you get married.

Faggots are just disgusting is all

Go suck his dick dude.

You will love it. The next morning you will be craving dick again. It's like an addiction. You just can never get enough.

Don't fucking do it

AIDS

Look at all the subhumans

sauce?

So he should flip tables and beat people with a whip

do it, it's worth the experience. I enjoyed it and you'll get the best head you've ever had in return.

You should expect to suck a mean cock OP. It's Brian. I get on Sup Forums too homie. Chug those beers and get over here!

Everyone who's saying do it is either trolling the shit out of you or are really faggot if you're gay go for it if you don't know whether you're fag fag or straight fag flip a coin. But don't be a little bitch OP so flip a coin.

Don't do anything like that with someone that lives near you. If it goes badly you may run into them again.

Holy shit, I'd love for this to be a real interaction but it's probably not

Sauce?

Moar like this
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I'm curious.

I was surprised how much dick tasted like nothing the first time I put one in my mouth. I was also surprised how much I enjoyed the taste of precum and cum. I thought I'd hate it but I loved it.

One act of aggression in the entire book and that's all you can focus on?

Nah, I live in a Movie Theater though.

Don't do it user think of your grandma

lol you and your book can go get fucked

So? OP are you going or what? Dick tastes like your arm if its clean. Jizz tastes like your jizz.

Jesus hung out with twelve guys that he loved and one chic. I think it's pretty obvious what Jesus was doing.

Suck on that Christians!

A dick in and around your face, also gayness