Give me your best "would you rather" question

Give me your best "would you rather" question

Would you rather
>have your anus cut then raped by AIDS infected niggers
Or
>roll around in a bath tub full of tramp seamen and tramp shit and used herion needles ?

Would you rather put your dick in the corpse of Carrie Fisher the day after she died until climax or put your dick in Lena Dunham for just 5 minutes, no climax required

Would you rather be Hillary's "stress relief" under her desk all day, or take 5 punches to the gut from Alex Jones?

Would you rather
>fuck a goat (until you climax) and no one know about it

or

>not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did

This one is great thanks

Would you rather a video of you masturbating (with your face visible) was released, or your ENTIRE search history was released to the public?

Would you rather fuck your mom or eat a bowl of shit?

would you rather fuck your dad, or get fucked by your dad?

Would you rather swallow cum
or
would you rather take it into asshole

would you rather:
>have one billion dollars in cash
or
>suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole

have you ever played that game? you dont ask would you rather twice

how many seamen are we talking?

Would you rather choose to study something you hate because it'll get you a job

OR

study something you like, get a job in that field, and live more or less happy, even though you'd probably suffer financially?

Here's another
Would you rarther
>live for five years with all the cash and bitches you want but knowing you will be raped to death by niggers in a red room stream and your family forced to watch
Or
>live your life out the way it is now with no hope of improvement oh and no internets or porn

Second choice seems less harmful, anything is better than getting raped by a nuger

Something I like.

Would you rather get fucked in the ass by the hottest trap you've ever seen, but have it hurt due to an enormous cock,

OR

Fuck a hairy gay dude in the ass and have it feel pretty good?

Easily the video of masturbating w/ face. Everyone does it so I don't see the big deal relative to everything you've ever searched online

Enough to fill the wounds and cause infection
It will be blended with the tramp shit using a plaster mixer

would you rather
>eat a booger sandwich
or
>take a shit in front of hundreds of people

But dem shitty cum needles snapping of in your skin
Fucking cringe

Obviously a video of yourself.

Bowl of shit.

Both

Why not both? Better try anything you can before you die.

Would you rather die or live all your life as a sex slave and having not a chance to scape.

Thanks a lot you have talent

it? but you said seamen as if multiple seamen is it just one seaman? im confused

Obviously the first one, I get to keep my social life intact and also get my dick wet

It's a win-win situation

I made the wrong decision then. fuck.

well, the second one obviously, the first one is worse because of 2 things:

It hurts and it really doesnt make any difference whether you got fucked by a HOT trap.

>at least she looked good

nah.

B. Those are both fucking terrible and you'll probably still get something.
Lena Dunham.
I'll answer my own: Hillary's stress toy. Alex is a big guy, 4 me.
The video.
As is life for Freemason.
Fuck mom.
Who's cum is it?
Billion dollars, boi.
Trap
Here's another one:
Would you rather
A. Know when you're going to die
B. Know how you're going to die

would you rather suck the most beautiful dick or the stinkiest most morbidly obese 98 year old pussy?

A obviously

Depends, can I gag Lena so she doesn't blab her feminist horseshit the whole time? If so then her

Would you rather
>be a nigger in the 1900's in the Deep South
Or
>locked in a house with fritzel and ten more of the worlds most known rapists and be raped daily with a live feed to the web live "commentary "by your parents and the murican pickers at gun point
Big brother style

Eat your own shit
Or be raped by your dad
Full eye contact,kissing and cuddling

>keep my social life intact
first I thought you meant that you'd fuck a goat in order to keep seeming cool enough to your friends for them to keep wanting to hang with u

Would you rather: Pee sand or shit razor blades ? Remember that peeing is happening like 4 or 5 times a day when shit is 2 times a day to 2 times a week

As is life in Pakistan.

Bath tub easy
5 punches... again easy as hell
The first one of course. You'd never get a job, hold a gf, your life would be ruined
Masturbating with face. Everyone jacks it
Bowl
Fuck my dad
Swallow cum
Something I like
Life how it is now
Fuck the gay dude. I don't do anal
Take a shit
Most beautiful dick obv. I'm bi anyway
Be a nigger
Eat own shit

Would you rather be:
A a hot chick
B an unattractive weak man

Would you rather
>have all your skin surgicly removed "you won't die"and be sprinkled with rock salt once a week by Robbie rotten
Or
Have your toes and fingers cut off with a razor sharp cigar cutter in increments of 1millimeters per week until there just stumps then start with penus the same way until bleed out .

would you rathers are about choosing between two bad options. I don't see how or why I'd rather choose being a weak man. Add someting to it, like

hot chick, but mentally retarded

unattractive weak man who'll never get a gf

Both.

Wud u ratha dine in Valhalla or go to gay ass heaven?

Would you rather
>be able to supply electricity through any power cord you stick up your ass
>but each kwh you use takes an hour off your life
Or
>be able to grow your dick at will
>but for any length you add you will lose 3x that in height

would you rather
>have nipples as long as your dick
or
>a dick as long as your nipple?

another
would you rather
> have a blue whale sized guinea pig
or
> a guinea pig sized blue whale

>Implying my porn shows up on my search history

Guinea pig sized blue whale obviously
That'd be cool as hell.

Having a guinea sized blue whale would be pretty cool

Would You Rather:

Eat out your grandmother for one full minute

OR

Wear only one and only one roller skate for the rest of your life?

>Implying my anus isn't stretchy enough to fit a 35 cm cock in it

You wake up standing, naked and unable to move. Your mom is also naked in front of you, her bum pressed against your front. Your naked dad is pressed against your back with his penis between your buttcheeks. everyone is stuck.

The only way to unstuck is to move either forward, penetrating your mother or moving backwards getting your anus penetrated by your dad.

Would you rather go forward or backward?

ride that thing into battle until it dies from its short lifespan

Would you rather be the sun or 9 quintillion electric eels?

Nippledicks. Didn't hesitate for a second.
And a tiny blue whale sounds adorable.

I'd much rather be 1 magma

Guinea pig sized blue whale mans a blue whae the size of a guinea pig, not the other way around.

Toughy

Is double dubs a thing? I feel like it should be a thing.

and it will live as long, or probably longer than you will so you'll have an adorable little pet 5ever
sorry I'm retarded

would you rather fuck your mother or your father

yes

come on user..

>Would you rather have you dad walk in on you fucking a dog

Or

>Have your dog walk in on you fucking your dad

WYR fuck your dog and have your dad walk in, or fuck your dad and have your dog walk in?

Yes actually it is a thing the first dubs cancers out the second dubs leaving everything exactly the same
#themoreyouknow

Checked and cmon you aint this new

kek. this one's good.

fuck......

Would you rather be frequently raped by sandniggers,

OR

move out of Sweden?

It was a good thread

>You are in a 100 question test.
>You got to get 100 correct answers overall
>The questions are multiple choice and tricky.
Each time you fail you have to choose between, getting fed only semen for a full day or losing 1 year of lifespan

Sand. My body is going to adapt. The blades gon' kilt me.

This suprisingly difficult to decide on. Ima go with needles and tramp fluids. Fuck nigs

Eels. WHO FUCKING' WIT' DAT' DOE'?!

Second one

would you rather do meth for a year or have to suck dicks for a year

Would you rather
>Go back to when you were 10. You keep your adult brain. However your path in life will be unchanged. You'll end up back exactly as you are. You'll never look different. You'll never achieve more. However you get to experience those years again with a new appreciation.

Or

>Go back to when you were 10. You have no knowledge of the life you lived. You have your child mind back. But there is a 50/50 chance your life will change. Could be supremely better or far worse.

I like this one. Don't know which one I'd choose though. Probably the first one, just because if I were to choose the 2nd option, that'd be the end of the current me.

would you rather swallow a shot of your dads cum or a shot of your mums period

Cum for a day
Suck dicks for a year. Dick doesnt have withdrawal.
Go back to 10 with adult brain.

Would you rather
A. Be forced to take hormones and become a 10/10 trap and never lose your looks/get stds
But, you have to fuck all your friends you have now.
or
B. Being an average looking man with an average sized cock.

would you rather be a leper with purple cauliflower dick or a Sup Forumstard

the second one is not that bad
herion needles do not exist

would you rather be a midget with a huge dick or a giant with a small dick (like andre the giant size)

Leper

Fuck. B. No, A... B! B!!

Would you rather leave Sup Forums for ever, or continue being a known a faggot?

do I look retarded like andré ?

Yes. But answer the question...

yes, you do, but whats does this has to do with the question?

Beat you nigga.

I'm taking the midget so I can stretch both of your assholes

Youre either a hideous, fat girl with a genius IQ

Or you're borderline retarded but ripped, fit, genetic freak of nature 10/10 Chad

Would you rather eat a spoon full of your grampa's shit, or two spoon fulls of your own shit

Would you rather:
>have soap poured into your eyes for an hour while they're being kept open, every day
or
>a 10 minute session with a midget sticking as many needles as he can in your asscheeks

Would you rather
>give your father a blowjob
or
>give your grandfather a handjob

both have to reach climax

>Youre either a hideous, fat girl with a genius IQ

Fatness can be fought with muy high IQ, as along as i am not feminist

Who the fuck wouldn't be the chad lul

Easily the second one. Having genious IQ would only make it worse

still hideous tho

Would you rather at out Hilary Clinton's anus or suck Donald Trump's testicles?

No hands or no dick.
DEBATE
>no prosthetics

Hillary for sure has anus, she expels so much shit.... in the other hand i not sure that dolan has no testes, so...