How do you guys get GF's? I have been doing the following but it has not been working out well

How do you guys get GF's? I have been doing the following but it has not been working out well.
>Go to different stores through out the week
>Look for places with cute girls
>get names from receipts or hang out till I hear some one call their name
>Look them up on facebook to see if they are single, their hopes and dreams etc
>Sometimes spend hours going through facebook to make sure there is a facial match with said person if I don't get a name
>Have fake account to send friend request if I need more information
>Fake account has 100's of friends in local area
>Finally hit on them
>always its "sorry I have a BF" or "ohh noo sorry"

I am approaching the 40 rejection mark, at least 30 of those I knew for sure they were single.

What other ways can I get a GF?

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Let's go ahead and say everything you're doing is wrong

Only if they found out I was doing that, I have seen people within 30 seconds of meeting exchange numbers. I am just making sure they are single first so they don't think I am creepy for hitting on all the female employees

Well, you've got me. You're hitting all the marks, I have no idea what's going on. Maybe you could try following them home and staking the place out for a few days to see how they live?

Thats stalking, I am already pushing the line with my current method

Okay. How about taking pictures of them and then sending it to their address with the eyes cut out?

Just make sure you're drawing from all the bosses and you should pick one up.

Thats crazy talk, you cut out the eyes so you can stand in front of the mirror looking through the picture and jack off to yourself

>make sure they dont think im creepy

But what if you *are* creepy.

If its in your personality to do all that greentext i dont imagine when you come forward as you are youre exactly a social savant.

This

>Gets names from receipts or hang out till I hear someone call their name

Kek'd

Well yeah, we don't live in the stone age anymore, you can print dupes. Perhaps another one with the mouth cut out you can hang on your vacuum cleaner

I have hit on a few managers but no dice
Either way im not a social savant, I don't advertise to the public what I do, I'm sure many people look up girls on facebook. It's like porn, every one looks at it but don't advertise it

Hahahahahah.

Wait, OP is being serious?
Hold on, let me laugh even harder

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>not pretending your vacuum is the one from "The Brave Little Toaster"
>not raping the remnant thoughts of your childhood

I do not look up girls on facebook.

Op there is no magic way to get a gf. You meet one and she likes you or she doesnt. Theres no magic combination of words and actions. If you never find anyone tough shit welcome to earth.

There is however a magic combination of words and actions however to sink yourself. Being an actual creep.

Of course you dont look up girls on facebook, you sound like one.
Post tits

Not a girl.

Just a nerdy ass dude who lived with his parents too long but never had a problem with girls and sick of people like OP.

Meet in socially relevant situations, watch for sexual tension, move on if its not there.

Thats all there is to it. These threads need not go further than that advice. But still every day "wahh shes the one but she has a bf and doesnt love me how do I steal her"

How do you recognize sexual tension? I have had friends say "why didn't you hit on her?" after short conversations with girls, that I got 0 feeling from, but thats from most woman

are you kidding me user? just go drink and hang out by yourself at some bar, youll meet someone for sure

Theyre pretty obvious.
Theyll look genuinely excited to be around you. Theyll touch you, slightly like on the arm or theyll hug you. Theyll shove you playfully, theyll text you randomly with smileys. Theyll compliment you unsolicited, ask what youre doing on x day, but not invite you or suggest anything.

Theyll basically give you easy openings but you gotta do the leg work.


And your friends who say "just hit on her". Guaranteed they get rejected a lot and creep a few girls out. Its never 100%, same rules apply. If shes not diggin it shes not diggin it.

You literally have to parachute out of a burning building window with puppies under either arm holding a baby by the nighty in your teeth to win around a girl whos not into it. Doesnt matter how hot you are.

>having any of those things ever happen to men here
Where do you think you are? Most guys here don't even have female friends

Have you tried actually having a physical conversation with a female? You do realize that actually having 3D girlfriend means that you will have to eventually talk to the girl face to face. Why not start there?
Also what do you, look like?
For science.

Thats what i meant with an earlier post.

Doesnt happen? Tough shit this isnt disney.

youtube.com/watch?v=qigOUdAOyRs&t=2956s

Helped me a lot, you're welcome.

that is some stalker behavior there.
dude, you are so creepy that girls can feel it in their vagina.

just the sight of you probably makes them feel repulsed and they may not even know why.

This.

Have you tried not being fat and/or ugly user?

Are you me OP?
Fuck these normies. This is a bulletproof plan to pick up bitches.

It's worked a couple times.