Walk into dorm

>walk into dorm
>see this
wwyd

Walk back out, I must be in the wrong room.

circumcise it then fuck it raw with no lube

turn 360° and walk away

This

tfw when I realised that that would mean you would fuck him

Gtfo of my room, I don't know you nigga.

Ur mom

Suck the dick until I get a nice load shot right down my throat then fuck the asshole until I bust.

What kind of a question is this OP, are you retarded?

Ur mom

I'd probably accidentally trip and stab him with my dick.

I would go in face first and lick everything with my tounge untill im nice and hard. Then id gently tease that hole with my cock until they start whimpering. Walk out the door a few hours later after im done plowing that sweet ass

Yer a fucking barbarian

suck her cock
lick her ass all day
suck her cock a little more
let her fuck me all day too
slap my dick into her cock
eat her cum

if a boy i would do the same but without seeing his face because boy faces are ugly

wonder what kind of non Euclidean nightmare I must be living in to walk into my room and see my own ass

DIE FAGGOT DIE

MOVE THIS SHIT TO /lgbt/

GAY PRIDE YEAH RIGHT

SICK FUCKS

GET AIDS

DIE

GTFO OF Sup Forums

Frown so hard that 75% of the skin on my body ends up on my forehead

May I fuck your ass?

Who wouldn't fuck their own ass given the chance

>her

shobve my shotgu up that fucking fags ass and fire.

Tuck that ugly dick further between your legs and
maybe we can do business...