Anime ruined my life!!

Anime ruined my life!!
fuck i think i should just drop out of college. i thought i was going to look cool but they all just laughed.

>be me 32 year old
>first year at college
>latestart.exe
>sit in the back of class because I always wanted to be cool
>notice qt.13 Asian sitting in front of class
>she opens her laptop and the wallpaper is full metal alchemist
>welcometothebrig.rar
>she doesn't notice me so I decide to step up my game
>blowOnTheOlNintendoCartridge.cmd
>go on Amazon and purchase a 800 dollar replica officer uniform of the State Military of Amestris
>think about best way to introduce myself to her would be on Valentine's day
>it would make a great story for the kiddos
>be yesterday
>I never put on the uniform until today. It was really tight.
>don't care going to get the pus
>wait outside for metro bus , holy shit it was a hot day
>sweat my ass off in Texas heat
>don't care still going to get the pus
>I arrived at the college after the most awkward bus ride ever! Everyone just kept looking at me
>show up to class late to make an impression
>qt.13AsianNot found.Runtimerror
>as soon as I walk into the class someone starts yelling at me.
>stolen valor ! Stolen valor !

>notice three chads get up from the rows and get in my face laughing
>What branch are you with son? What is your MoS boy?
>never heard of that in my life
>woopstheregoesmyspagettiOs
>"the alchemy branch!"
>they laugh harder
>doesn't help that the teacher is an ex marine
>one Chad tells me to take off the uniform.
>I can't , I was naked underneath my clothe
>I start getting more nervous and almost start to cry
>here it comes the one line I practiced for the qt asian
>"it looks like its beginning to rain......on my face"
>I practiced that because it would show the Asian that I was emotionally deep
>whole class is laughing at me now harder
>decide I'm going to just run out
>I slipped and dropped all my books , they broke free from the leather strap I use to hold them.
>I bend down to pick them up and hear the ads crack of the pants rips
>I just turned and ran home
>12 miles at mid afternoon in Texas

My inner thighs are chaffed beyond belief and rash I gained from the uniform brushing on my is starting to scab. Even worse was that inside my books were a manga that I drew about me and the asian.

I think I'm just going to move in with my uncle on his ranch and be a farm hand the rest of my life. Why doesn't anyone understand.

Holy fucking shit dude

I don't buy it. don't screencap.

I don't know why they said stolen valor , my uniform looks nothing like the militaries

If age is why you're dropping out of college you're pathetic, my mom (single parent) is 60, turning 61 this year and she started going back to the local community college two years ago so she could get her AA in accounting/finance. She had to move out of my abusive gramps house back when she was a kid at 18 and fend for herself so college wasn't an option.

I graduated before her so I just help her with homework and stuff when I can, point being, if age is what's stopping you, don't let it

Hell I applied for a second bachelors for the coming fall

timestamp of uniform

This.

It's never to late for self improvement and a potential better future.

First time green text on 4chans also on mobile

I will repost in a few hours with time stamp , I left it at my dads house

except that never happened you fucking retard

>stolen valor! stolen valor!
topkek

>not having the basic level of intelligence to know that uniform looks nothing like any modern military uniform
>not having the balls to say "it's from a TV show, you idiot" to screaming chads
Either kill yourself or join the Foreign Legion. Your old life isn't worth keeping after this.

OP pics of uniform or didn't happen

Nice doubles . I can't join the military I have health issues and scoliosis

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Top kek

What a shit quality costume, nobody would spend $800 on that and nobody would mistake it for a modern military uniform.

You shouldn't have worn it to go to class.

Op being a faggot as always

I think OP is dropping out because he's a massive sperglord.

But I agree that it's never too late to go to college. Actually I think it's better to go as an adult

> it would show the Asian that I was emotionally deep

so you believe that copy/pasting anime lines makes you deep? ...maybe re-evaluate what the term 'deep' means.

You're better off buying a decent sex doll