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Sean's XI edition.

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First for Straff

just bought tickets to the test lads, based straffo sorted me out

Almost vicious as the Australian that me mum just unclogged that I took yesterday.

>mum
proxy off, right fucking now

Another thread without Daniel

It's called a welsh you proxy faggot.

>it's a /rug/ convince themselves they invented memes appropriated from /cric/ and /nrl/ episode

the lad really took to heart what that guy said about him being the worst poster in the poomunity

really what this teaches us is that even Wankush has more mental strength than that spineless faggot

>been trying to get a French mate of mine into cricket
>take him along to a few international and big bash games
>he enjoys it
>come to uni
>he's watching a recording he made of fucking shield games on his laptop
>tells me he was up all night watching the Pakistan v West Indies game

Wew lads

I think he just convinced himself of the "everyone on Sup Forums is mentally ill" narrative and decided to leave. Good for him Tbh, I like to think >we made him into a better, more self aware person.

Business idea: The wicket keeper is allowed to tackle the batsmen mid run
Would this make test cricket more appealing for the masses?

can the batsmen shoulder barge the keeper when he attempts to tackle him?

Business idea: Every time a ball is bowled the game cuts to an ad break. Every time a six is hit a giant train goes around the ground.

Kek I remember that train thing. Americans are a bizarre breed.

This is just way too much.

His whole shtick is being a condescending asshole to white men who possess """"wrong think"""".

k

Best allrounders

1. AshWIN

2. Stokes
3. Shakib
4. Woakes

18. Jadeja

101. Holder


9999999. Neeshit
10000000. Shitchell Darsh

e

k.

horrible ranking

forgot Moeen
he is in Holder-tier

>has literally never seen a vagina irl

Kallis
Jayasuriya
Sobers
Miller
Imran
Procter
Botham
Ashwin
S Pollock
Kapil Dev
Hadlee

No

good response, youve really convinced me

ty

kek what a loser

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Reminder that it was a /hoc/ meme.

Reminder that's irrelevant because there is no thread crossover and, for all intensinve purposes, it started on au/sp/

Donald Trump.

Kyle Abbott.

Mark Chapman.

Scott "Based" Boland

Jarryd Strafford from Wattle Glen

Broncucks Ltd.

>it's an au/sp/ convince themselves they invented memes appropriated from /hoc/ chapter

"Yawn."

I've been sleeping for the last 24 hours. Who won between Bangladesh and England?

lads

>French
Chances are he was already into cricket friendo

Guess

reminder the West Indies would be elite again if the French islands played cricket as well

based walkbro

Chapelli should honestly just run the ICC

Elite fucking truth bombs.

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>it's an obesitychicken stinks up the thread episode
*vomits*

>Making every match matter by employing a league-style format would go a long way towards de-cluttering a schedule that is currently as haphazard as India's road rules.
Chappelli goes whack

btw cheers Kiwibettingbro, the Cunterbury tip came good and I didn't go hungry through lunch today because of you m8

any more tips?

Take out a wicket and hit it on batsman's head and shout banzai. The Batman has to counter it with this bat

t. Sean Abbott

Me, unironically.

She's from a small town in Alberta, absolute qt

Yeah m8, get a fucking job

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Daniel spotted

cricket is gay

Obsession.

I had a dream about you la

Any new 'The Dark Third' releases planned soon? Maybe a North America tour?

Bishoo is actually elite.

Cashed out my $5 multi today for $8 when it looked like the Cowboys would lose.

I hope at least one of the remaining legs fails, otherwise I threw away $600 in winnings.

Not a sport lads

Please give it a chance

No

Melbourne Cup tips?

Doing some research on how betting consistently on the underdog in T20 will give you a net profit, anyone got any reliable odds data from the IPL?

Incredible, tell me more.

Eventually.

we started an elite cricket and music podcast

Wanna tongue my anus?

If the West Indies make more runs than Pakistan in their final innings will they win?

I think they might be in with a chance

Just got an email from Amnesty International lads

Sick of getting bullied lads

the bullies are more scared of you than you are of them

Thanks lad

no it's NOT

historically incorrect Tbh

I bet on every single match from last seasons BBL and I recorded all my bets on a spreadsheet

The data set isn't entirely complete for what you want because I didn't necessarily record the odds for the underdog if I didn't bet on them (though you can obviously calculate it by using the odds for the favourite, which I did record).

if you want, I can pull that data for you

what about?

just asking me to sign a petition in opposition to the new refugee laws

day off tomorrow lads

Plugged the ps4 into my monitor today instead of the TV, lads.

Got my tax done today. $1200 return, except I won't see a cent due to still owing $1600 from a prior financial year, lads.

Why?

none of your business

PS4 is going to my bedroom which has no TV, so I'm using my monitor.

I'll be getting a 4k tv and an Xbox One S for the TV room soon.

It's better on a monitor.

>4k tv
pretty sure this is just a meme

why didn't you pay the $1600 last year?

games at 4k are a thing, but only with PCs and the xbox one s

Reading about fallacies online lads.

Going to start dropping mad truthbombs soon.

I owed about $6000 from the 2011/2012 financial year, and was still paying it off.

please don't be that guy

>tfw a woman will have the most powerful position in the world very soon

>president of the US having any power at all

kek

>he thinks I'm talking about the USA election
If only you knew the truth...

>"I'm still a little bit behind where I would have liked but it hasn't cost me any cricket for Australia so I'm ready to go."

Has there ever been a statement which more blatantly points out how little regard players have for pointless bi-lateral ODI series?
lobotomise yourself, Gina

but a woman didnt get elected as UN Secretary General m8

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good reaction, I love tired Sup Forums memes

>tfw you will never be sean

JUST

is that why you love yourself so much?