PHI @ DAL Gamethread #4

13-10, Eagles lead in the third

>NBC not playing the moans in More Human than Human

>an actual block in the back
>hehe let's pick it up
guess jerry's check cleared

>tfw no misa gf

First for Giants

can we stop the softcore porn now?

post a better picture

FUCKING REFBALL

How the fuck is that not a block in the back

First for pretty females

no faggot

>cowboys

Should I buy my wife's son an Odell Beckham jersey? He'll beat me up if I don't

If you don't know what vise-grips are, you are a pathetic excuse for a man and should kill yourself

Fucking jerk Jerry Jones

Depends on what you consider softcore porn

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>dak
>elite
>not a(n inferior) system baby like romo

Got ya covered bro

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Hoo man

>More Human than Human

Added that shit to my spotify. NBC picks great songs.

is dak, dare i say it, an elliott babby?

>god tier
Cute bubbly asses
>good tier
Face
>ok tier
Tits
>shit tier
Gross fat ass

is this person attractive to you guys because she looks like a trap?

77 looks like the best player on the Cowboys

>posting based Ja/ck/

im literally in love with her

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Busted

dont you mean with

you are the real luluanon

jesus christ cowboys get your shit together on special teams
>cowboys special teams is actual special ed players

>cowboy fans be like

>cowboys special teams

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Are the Cowboys trying to break the penalty record the Raiders set today?

>Bryant
>Witten
>Beasley
>Williams
>hurr send it up the gut again

I get it. Zeke is something special. But holy shit throw the ball.

Nigga that doesn't look like a man one bit

No. You just have shit tier tastes in songs. BTW, don't you have school tomorrow?

Worst special teams in the league, holy shit

Both of these teams are playing like shit honestly, I can't stand these refs either.

Followed up by these annoying niggers commercials that make me want to throw shit

was this not blatantly obvious?

>le pass or throw the ball to zeke babby

Dak is ok but fucking Zeke, man. I don't like how the cowboys have a monster like that.

>A girl with a flat chest but a nice ass can be attractive
>A girl with nice tits but no ass cannot be
debate

>not beating your son then eating raw meat

based ja/ck/

>anything but face #1
Plz stop


1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Tits
5. Belly
6. Everything else
7. Feet

this list makes 0 sense. bubbly asses and face are on complete opposite sides of the body. Why would you not rank face first and tits second since you can see both at once and that is like the perfect woman?

It's a great song and I'm probably older than you, faggot.

YOO PIZZA HUT GRILLED CHEESE PIZZA IS FUCKING LEGIT

>""""""""""""""special""""""""""""""" teams gonna cost cowboys the game

>new thread
>still no degenerate gf

You team sucks and your coach is a retard. Enjoy.

Why the fuck are these niggers so bad at not getting penalties

>Wentz
>Dak
>Both overrated trash

Will Goof join them next week?

>asymmetrical face
D R O P P E D

Why are cowgirls such trash?

Why is dak such a bust?

AHHHHHAHAHAH

Eat shit for bashing my gamepick,assholes.

This is such a bullshit game, Dallas is dominating, I hope eagle fans know if they win this game it gets classified as a "fluke bullshit" game

Jesus Christ, imagine if Brady had this o-line.

7 touchdowns a week, easy

post monstergirls?

it's just being proven this game
>6/14, no TDs, 1 INT
>only completed passes to 3 different players
dude can only hit wide open guys for the most part

>refs picking up flags to bail out the cowshitters

Even if this faglord team ever won anything, which it won't, you'd have to tack on more * than the pats

WTF is this disgusting shit

>Ratings go down
>Ties go up

Coincidence?

>flag down
>what else is new
kek

Actually you're not and if you're just hearing that song you need to kill yourself or I'll do it for you. Just post your info.

Iggles fan here

I didn't want to win this way

Jesus.... Finally we have delivery on nosering slut....

Thank you for delivering Aussie bro my dude.

It's because if you're presented with tits you're happy, flat or not.

If you're presented with a flat ass is just sad.

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i have zero problem with a flat chest
no ass just kills it

Christ, at least wait until AFTER the game to be this salty.

I just listened to Astro-Creep: 2000 for the first time in years last week, still a great album

Last week's SNF tie was the most watch SNF game this season.

ROFL dak is exposed eat a dick

only fags care about what an ass looks like

You are correct

A flat chest is not detrimental to sex

Thrusting into a flat assed girl you feel the pelvic bones

Also the cutest girls have boyish good looks

Just like the Steelers and the Vikings games right? Just flukes?

Made a sandwich earlier that looked better than that raw shit you fucking donkey

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>zach ertz is alive
huh

Was it a mistake to put him back in? The Cowboys look out of sync.

STOP

RUNNING

THE

FUCKING

BALL

>checked

Goof will probably suck until Fisher gets fired. Rams are wasting their talented players by employing that loser.kek

Literally the gayest comment I have ever seen

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Did you not see this one?

Also Cowgirls D looks tired af

i'd rather hotdog a girl than titty fuck her

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Dallas is just rusty from the Bye week, it happens to all the best teams

>jordan matthews
holy fuck dude come on i am losing patience with this guy

>Cownigs

>Cowboys defense

Fucking dumb chimp Hitchens

AHAHHAAHAHAHA YOU STUPID NIGGER!!!! LMAoOoOoOoOoOoO

Ha ha nice backpedal you beaner.

a typical cowboys fan making his next meal

DISCIPLINE

HAHAHAHAHAHA
try not being niggers cowboys

>Cowcucks thought they were actually going to win this

This is a passing league now bitchbois

Correct
You'll understand when you're older little guy

Why the fuck is that a flag? God forbid you hit someone in fucking FOOTBALL