What kind of girlfriend do you want

What kind of girlfriend do you want

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1 that doesn't breathe

one that exists
i prefer crazy chicks for some reason though

A loyal one.

One that buys me a Switch

one with a feminine benis

this is fuckin with me

One that's good with banter

A non slutty somewhat honest one. I could care less if she has a dead boring personality, so long as she has a sense of honesty, isn't going to cheat, is half competent, and is goal oriented.

fag

A clingy stalker level flat chested cutie

to use weaboo terms, a yandere loli

A Japanese one

>What kind
>implying I have the liberty of picking
At this point my qualifications are basically just decently cute and not a total bitch

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One that's like my current gf.

Not fully a crazy, but has a hint of it.

Can be a bitch in social settings, but is incredibly sweet when we're alone.

Hot as fuck, but thinks she's not good enough, even for me.

Emotionally broken, so I know she'll never see my flaws as mine, rather hers, and she'll never leave me.

a submissive one.

Last two are kinda fucked, but whatever.

Have two of those. Shit's work, yo.

No, you fag

nigger

Manipulative cunt. Find someone who would love you under any circumstances, why don't ya?

A dismembered one.

no u

my brother from another mother
and father

Oh really? Wait until my dad kicks your dad's ass, you homo !

Fixed it for you.

Fug

This kind :^)
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I already have one

My gf used to be my ex for cheating on me, but now she does everything I tell her to do. And the day she protests or slips up I'll break up with her again, and she knows this.

Being this much of a cuck that you honestly believe she is afraid of losing you

it was prettier upside down

She bears alot of guilt for her mistakes, and at the same time she's wholly dependent on me. Fuck equality and "power balance" relationships

I don't have to pay her a dime. I don't give her gifts. I have no responsibilites yet she puts herself in discomfort at my whim. How am I a cuck?

>"She cheated on me"

>"Oh well I guess her taking another mans cock inside of her while being with me doesn't matter"

explain how you aren't?

Haha so much cuckness !

The kind that dumped me two days ago

Are you that cucklord legends talk about?

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Not for long.

I defined it as cheating but fact is she dumped my sorry ass first. Then she came crawling back and now I essentially have a fucktoy that costs me nothing and worships my cock.

I don't even have to give her any emotional response for that matter.

Sure she did user

Sure she did

She definitely didn't leave you for something better and when you cried like a little bitch she took pity and lets you think she loves you while getting double teamed by strangers

Not at all

Cuck.

I'm a cuck for letting a cheating ex slobber over my cock while Sup Forumstards aquire wizard status. Kek

You're such a cuck that I might even be close to fucking your gf just by talking to you !

I want a bang maid

Do you know how many other cocks she slobbers over daily or does she lie and say it's only in the single digits

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Damn... you'll never be able to trust her again and you lost all confidence in yourself, that cucks... *Sucks sorry (autocorrect)

One that I love and that loves me.
One that I can Trust
One that helps me develop
One that I help develop
One that has an personality itself but forms with me an really good Team
One that isnt always my opinion but respect my opinion

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Kek
Fag
Cuck

Oh you take that back! That really hurt my feels!

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Cuck

nigga looks like shes about to steal your thoughts and eat your brain lmao

a real one

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