How can I get rich quick? I hate working and have no money to invest, I can save if necessary

How can I get rich quick? I hate working and have no money to invest, I can save if necessary

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Crime. Selling narcotics is high risk high reward.

Thats a good point but I dont want to end up in jail

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legal means to make money get crushed by free market until the margins are slim enough that you cant make big profits easily

illegal options, though, have a huge mark up for the risk involved.

you'll have to sell your bum to those nice uncles out there little man

I genuinely don't know where people get the idea that drugs are big money. I mean it is for the cartels and high-level suppliers, but starting on your own you'll be lucky to make minimum wage.

Used to make a few grand a week way back when. Good location though, and stayed hustling.

Find a flabby older guy and be his house husband.

Thats true, what are some other suggestions? Also I dont mind even not getting rich, just enough to eat and pay rent without working

Sell your ass

Buy cheapest shittiest property you can doesn't matter if you have to take a loan more rooms the better. Get a bunch of poor-fag tenants to start paying you rent like peasant serfs. Use the rent to pay off the loan when they've given you enough money for doing literally nothing buy a second property and repeat. Remember it doesn't matter how shitty the place is heres your checklist, Pipes work, electronics are good, no mold/rot. Beyond that no fucks given. If you can afford an appartment block do it. You're not going to make a shitload of money straight away but the advantage is that you do literally absolutely fucking nothing for these people and they pay you. Lazy mans way to free-money.

Marry someone rich

drugs, whoring, misc criminal shit like phishing/blackmail/buying and using stolen CC numbers.

it all involves work fam

Rob a bank.

If you're looking for a legit way, have rich parents. If you don't, well you just can't, sorry. If it was possible, everyone would exploit it you dumbass

I dont think Im in the position to buy a property, I literally have no money and a maxed out credit card

This is some good advice tho keep it up guys!

Sell some crack you bitch nigger

Ya blew it, you only get one chance to max that fucker out and you need to buy shit you can lord over those who didn't and charge them to exist in your world.
Best I can recommend is pay that fucker off however long and grindy that has to be, that should do something for your credit rating then go back to phase 1.

I can tell you for 5 easy payments of $19.95

Also whats the cheapest you can get a house for? Or even a cheap shitty flat

Sell you hair. Sign up for paid scientific human experiments. Buy things and sell for higher price. Pawn or sell personal goods. Become internet famous and monitize your videos. Make a web site. Pull in ad revenue from web site or money from site users like a subscription fee. Sell pot legally. Attract customers and get paid for doing so online. Paid for reviews. Mug a clown. Write songs and sell to people. Produce art and sell it. Become part of a budding business and make it prosper. Profit from providing a service.
Gimmie an email and we can chat. If you cant get one due to a lack of a phone google throw away emails.

>Buy things and sell for higher price

shit did somebody just suggest capitalism

Well to be fair its only £200 but I have other credit owed which in total is aroud £800

Sell your ass you cheap whore

Sell videos of you touching your whore body on the Internet

PAY IT OFF YOU NUMBNUT, GET A SHITTY FAGGOT JOB FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS!

I have a shitty job so I want to find out the best way to get out of it and do nothing

tip: apply for better jobs

Im so lazy so I wont, plus any job I would be able to get sucks, is there a way to get enough money for uber or something real quick?

Dont listen to this autist. If the UK credit system is anything like the US, paying off your debt is fucking useless. By the time it makes it to your credit report, the damage is done. Creditors aren't making money off the money you give them, otherwise they'd go bankrupt because no one pays their debt off. They make money by selling your debt to collection agencies (which are privatized), which those agencies continue to sell to one another for a fraction of the debt you owe.

This is why you need to get it, IN WRITING, that if you pay the final amount to a collection agency that the debt WILL be nullified and removed from your account. Without a letter in writing confirming that, they will just continue to sell your debt to each other even though its been paid off (according to you, relying on the shit tier records each company may or may not keep).

tl;dr paying off your credit card debt is like throwing money down the drain. get a secured credit card if you want to build it back up. paying it off does next to nothing.

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P.S. Every time you contact a collection agency regarding your debts, it renews the expiration date OF those debts (it takes 7 years for a charge to drop off your credit report). When you contact them, you have to clearly state "this is NOT an acknowledgement of the debts" as well. Otherwise every phone call is just pushing that expiration date back even further.

sure, getting money real quick when you need it is called 'a loan'. The only requirement is that you pay it back with interest over a set period of time.

Security at banks have gotten to the point where any sizable take requires a huge investment and risk to get past security measures. Lower end robberies have an average take so low you'd have to pull one off every few months to match minimum wage, and thats assuming the person robbing banks has the sense to launder and budget properly. So yeah, robbing a banks a shit option.

The system was made and is controlled by the rich. They dont know you and their happy to let you stay right where you are. Either win the lotto or suck it up and be clever as well as hard working. Also im adding programming a super popular app to my above list.

Fucking work you absolute pleb.
1. Find/steal word processing software.
2. Write quality resume. Know thyself, and recognize what skills you have to offer the world.
3. Start bulk applying to entry-level positions. Look for ones with little to no interaction with customers/users/the public for minimum bullshit.
5. Live on 10% of your income. Don't buy something you can't comfortably afford right now. And stop buying stupid shit. Never buy anything in-store if you can avoid it.
6. Invest in an index fund for max lazy returns.
7. Fluff up your resume with your shitty jobs.
8. Finish your degree if you haven't already.
9. Aggressively pursue people in power for recommendations, new jobs, etc.
10. Find roommates to split rent bills.
11. Repeat steps 9 and 7 as needed. Be willing to drop everything, travel, and do work for which you're not prepared/trained.
12. It's also possible to start your own company and produce your own product. Find something people want, but either have no way of getting, or the current means are inadequate. Take risks and join fledgling companies if you're offered a high enough position. Be willing to lose everything and return to NEET status. Learn relevant skills, like programming if you want to sell software.

Any suggestions on what might be a entry level position outside of janitorial, fast food, or public interaction? All I can think of is receptionist.

Security guard, assistant librarian, freight worker, pizza delivery, mechanic, IT/tech support, apprenticeships in almost any field, editorial assistant, junior accountant, assistant teacher, paid internships. Depends what you're good at and what education you have.

Wut. In normal countries you don't even get a credit record until you've had some debt and paid it off. A bank won't loan you a shitload of money unless they're sure they're going to get it back. I have friends who had to take out a loan for a car, pay that off and then only then would they be able to get a larger loan when the bank see's their capable of meeting payments with interest. If your high risk they may still do it but the interest will be out the ass high so your in debt until you die.

Lemonade stand, water it down to maximize profits.

Not really sure tbh, there's jobs that people think are easy like building an online business or beekeeping, but making serious money tends to require a lot of maintenance and work there.

Alternatively: Get a $10 per hour job and live on that. I can afford a pretty nice apartment solo, insurances, luxuries, etc with around $300 saved per month. Like sit down and budget for a few minutes; I literally am at a loss for what other people do with their money when they make twice as much as me and live like peasants.

Aside from one like my last job which made me sweat, bleed, and hurt all while being frequently insulted and yelled at (nasty shitty place all round) if I knew how to get a stable job with decent hours that paid 10 an hour I would have one. Gonna do my best with what I got and hope I make it without working under someone else.

Kek

Tax free

This is why guvernmonts dun like it.

I mean I'm not sure if it's where I live or what, but pretty much everything pays $10 here. Working at a battery DC through a temp agency and it's easy as shit, and the work atmosphere is great. Just gotta throw batteries in the box or put plastic strips on them all day every day. Had an interview for Menards today which should pay more because of my relevant experience if I get hired.

Quite frankly, some jobs suck dick and don't pay enough for it. McDonald's is a wonderful example of that, because you get treated like garbage by customers and management while making minimum wage or a little more. Just leave them, because meanwhile there are jobs that are beyond easy, where you get treated well and make good money. Don't take one shitty job as representative of them all.

I want to do this. Teach me your ways.

God I want something at least that good.

Sucking dicks. $20 per dick x 20 dicks per day = $146,000 tax-free annual income.

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Stuff like that puts you in serious debt and always attracts the kind of people who dont pay rent and break the building. That exact reason is why im in a house right now. The owner had to sell it.

Get a small loan of a million dollars. Complain that you almost didn't win. Basically, be a jew and have your easily triggered followers defend you. Also, rape under aged girls.

Find a job you like doing, so it doesn't require any effort to do it.

Some people do it. If I was a hot chick and STDs were not a thing I just might do it.

Why do you need to be a hot chick to do it ?

Become the first woman president

Pharmacy Clerk is such a low effort job if you go to an independent pharmacy. $15/hr no license, patrician af office work all day erry day minimal human contact but enough to avoid cabin fever.

You aint going to pull in 20 a day every day by being an ugly hermaphrodite. Not that I am but you get the idea.

and yet, how often are you thinking about killing yourself ? Daily ?

Pharmacy clerks know the right pills to fix that.

Yeah I really like the battery DC, sucks that the work gets intermittent when the season slows down or I wouldn't have applied at Menards.

Kind of going against what I said against McDonald's, I have an acquaintance there who put in her time and now exclusively trains employees for like $14 an hour. I was recently considered for a Dialysis tech job that would've been almost $14 an hour starting for more easy work. One of my previous coworkers trained exclusively at a Walmart DC for $20 an hour.

Shit like this is all over, and a lot of it is even entry level. Go into a job willing to pull your fair weight, and if they treat you like shit line up something else, put in your two weeks and leave. Or play the advancement game: get a job, and then quit for something better, rinse and repeat and your income will grow pretty fast, much faster than just sitting somewhere in most cases. In one year at Walmart I was making more than other associates who sat for 5 years because I actively looked for better positions.

Idk if there's something I'm missing besides the gf and unplanned kid that everyone else seems to have, or if life alone is just this easy.

Then become a good looking guy.

A friend of mine work as a gay escort, he only tops (and suck dick, but never get fucked), and he get really good money. ( $AU300 an hour)

He has an above average cock but nothing HUGE

Tried all that but things didnt work out at all. Just to many shitty people clogging up the world.

If you know a way to become good looking and ignore how I was born for under $100 lay it on me.

good looking enough to work as a gay escort ? Just diet and exercise. Even with a funny face you can do that job

Sell your blood and semen.

Not really liking the idea but tell me more. Also can I work around the whole dick sucking thing. Thats kind of a deal breaker for me.

it's just a question of how much money you are going to get for an hour.

The better you look, the bigger your cock is, the more you offer, the more you can charge.

You can look like shit and do almost nothing, and you'll get client, but you'll get 10$ like a crackwhore

Who the heck do you talk to to get clients?

you just post ad online.

Can you link some sites? These are strange waters for me.

Fucking beta cuck crybaby libtards just can't get over Shillary Killton losing the election.

that and we have to pay for the shit heads created some problems.
ex:
murders, accidents being fatal or not, their recover, their jail sentence, the phsyicalogical damage to those around, the officers hired to prevent those the risk listed above, just to name a few. I'm all for government backing off and letting people do their own thing but if they are going to oppose something because it doesnt benefit them, maybe they shouldnt oppose it if we suffer the consequence.

where do you live ? i've used escupido, planetromeo. My friend use cracker in Australia

America.

Be born into a wealthy family, like most rich people do. Or kys and hope to be rich in your next incarnation.

then, enjoy your freedom i guess

This comment easily triggered someone.

Freedom in America is a bad joke. I cant even take a fallen branch from a public park without committing a crime. The sign at the entrance was kind enough to teach me that.

that means you have AIDS by association. people like you are why we need virus scanners for the internet.

he's using PrEP tho, so he doesn't get infected.

You say that like a cop will care enough to arrest you for taking that branch.

Here you go OP

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triggered

Fucking beta cuckservative faggot got triggered.

What's you sell? Were you by yourself?

Design a Skinner Box type mobile game. Collect money on ads. :P

I know thats not going to happen but its a fine example of how much nonsense it is to say America is the Land Of The Free.

Whats your email, im desparate, had been out of work for 2 weeks due to slowdown, then needed an appendectomy, applied for short term disability then got laid off the day after, anyways hoping the unemployment kicks in before rent is due.

see ;

Dont have one thats why I asked for yours. If you gimmie a sec I can get a throw away one. I have zero immediate fixes. I need money too. I was just wondering if you were someone who wanted to brain storm with me.

Where the hell is rent less than 300?

I have a friend that does this

[email protected] Its a throwaway email and anyone can see whats in it.

Thats what I want to know. Cant get it for less than 500 here.

Life alone is easy as pie

bets are he works full time making 1600 (or more like 1100 after taxes). paying insurances means he probably lives outside the city, most likley pays 6-700 rent

If you are going to huge pussy then don't ask how to get rich quick you faggy faggot.

Pretty sure that you cant legally get fired over that. Check out the law about that. You likely have grounds to sue their ass.

That's good news. I like being alone.

the fastest way to make big money is to abduct cute girls and open a brothel.
because this is so illegal, you can also sell drugs from the brothel to supplement the income.
remember, you already crossed the line, so you can go all the way. some guys want to do horrible things to girls and will pay big bucks to do so.

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