Melbourne Cup

Let's talk horses. Who wins? You betting on anyone?

Hartnell and Ruettiger to both win @ $47.50

Easy money.

when is it

WalkHorse

Big Orange
Hartnell
Oceanographer

Is my trifecta

Might throw in a bet on Almandin was well for the four.

what the fuck

Degenerate straya cunts

first tuesday of november every single year

get back on your boat

BASED

WalkHorse on Melbourne Cup watch

Phar Lap
Carbine
Makybe Diva

There's my trifecta cunts.

this shoudl really have a victorian flag, not the aus flag.

any other lads getting pissed at work tommorow

Why is the bottom weight a 250/1 rag despite finishing 2nd in a 2m G1 this year?

Are G1s essentially meaningless over staying distances or was that particular G1 a jumped up claiming stakes?

SQUASH all AusWORMS

Jealous

Oh boy I can't wait to watch horses run around a track

It's the race which stops the nation, not the race that stops Melbourne

I'm sure I could make a Chinese or leb joke out of that

>tfw Victorian
>tfw my ""township""" doesn't recongnise the Melbourne cup public holiday in favour for our own ""cup""
Truly the race that stops a nation

>tfw NSW doesn't even recognise melbourne cup

last for WalkHorse

Can't wait for a horse to break it's leg and half the normies argue that the industry is fucked for celebrating horse murder and the other half defending that horse racing is a necessary in their lives

A horse died of shock during the Melbourne cup in 2014 and nothing happened

Big Orange will take the win, my dubs confirms this.

FFUUCKKKK ARE YOU KIDDING ME FUCKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUU GOOKKK MANNNNN RE ROLL FOR BIG ORANGE

FFS RE ROLL FOR DUBS BIG ORANGE PLEASE KEK BLESS THIS POST WITH TRIPS SHADILAY

YYYRRREEUUUUSUAAAHHHHHH I WILL HAVE TRIPSSSSSS SSSHHHAAADDILLLAYYY

DO YOU THINK I CAN BE DEFEATED (unlike big orange who will win the melbourne cup) ??????? RRRULLEEE BRIITTAANNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MAYY THE POOWERR OFFFF TRIPPSS GRANNTT Big Orange WINNN THE MELLBOURRNEE CUPPPPPP EEUEUUUUGUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARE YOU FUCKINNNG KIDDINNG MEEE WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK WHY WONT YOU BLESSS MEEE KEK BLESSS ME KEK BLESSS MEMEEEE EEEEUUUUGHHHHHRRR CCHHHEEEEKKKKKK EMMMMMM

this has to stop.

How can they both win?

No. I will not give up on Big Orange and he will not give up on me. He WILL win the Melbourne Cup and I WILL win more n33tbux from him. THIS. ENDS. NOW. CCHHEEECKKKKKK EMMMMMM

Nice try. But we who shot thebarman now

pip pip cheerio lads jus poppin in ta collect me dubs before i go win the melbourne cup

Dubs and Big Orange doesn't win

GET 'EM

Dubs for Big Orange you say?

Praise Kek! Thank you for coming! Here, take these dubs and beat Jameka and Hartnell so I can be rich af! Shadilay, Big Orange, shadilay!

No dubs and he DOESN'T win m8

fkn casual jesus christ are you new to Sup Forums? your singles are pathetic. watch this.
C H E C K E M

your lucky i bet on big orange, m8

B I G O R A N G E W I N D U B S G E T P R A I S E K E K S H A D I L A Y

Ha.

TAKE EM TAKE EM TAKE EM TAKE EMMMMMMMM EEUUAUAAAHHHHGHHHHHH

>he hasn't collected horse manure yet to bring to his house make the melbourne cup experience more authentic

top kek fucking cup babbys

right o m8 ill win it 4 ya safe lad

>witnessed
ill place my bet now thanks user

Jameka drew barrier 3. Looks good. Bondi Beach is in fine form. Mrs wants a bit ok oceanographer but the horse will have run 3 times in 2 weeks - stressful. You can back hartnell to finish top 6 for like 1.40 and that's literally free money

>3 times in 2 weeks

kek

he was literally walking for his win in geelong

he is as fresh as any other horse

haha sorry m8 as you can see we've acquired two sets of dubs here for a big orange win haha thanks for trying though

You Melbourne school kid poofters are shitting up this thread. Public holidays for kids should be banned

Dub dubs

Big orange it is

Dubs and Big Orange guaranteed to not win

Oceanographer is a good choice for a multi. Won't win, but will go close.

A L M A N D I N
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got a cheeky e/w on wicklow brave and our ivanhowe

but really it's an absolute crapshoot, anyone who puts serious money on it should be put down

I've got:
>Hartnell E/W
>Jameka Place
>Big Orange, Almandin, Hartnell and Wicklow Brave - First 4
>Rest of the World Trained @2.05
Since more than half of the Top 8 are foreign.

Got Hartnell, Bondi and Big Orange on a trifecta and a first 4 with Hartnell, Bondi, Oceanography and Jameka. Also got a cheeky $10 bonus bet on Hartnell. How am I looking cunts?

>>Rest of the World Trained @2.05
value

like shit
Dubs have already confirmed Big Orange as the winner

Ye

Guys I pussed out

Last year I bet on my horse without even looking at the odds, and just chose my horse based on the name I liked the most. Ended up betting $10 on Prince of Penzance and winning $1000.

This year I did the same and chose Rose of Virginia because i liked that name the most. When I saw the odds I couldn't bring myself to bet on it. I used up all my good luck last year, there's no way another $100 odds horse is going to win. Bookies would kill themselves. I would kill myself.

Ended up betting on Exospheric

Exo ain't a long distance house so it's unlikely he will win

Yea but he has a cool name

dubs confirmed for cool name but we have two sets of dubs in this thread confirming a big orange win including these dubs

fine, I'll fucking bet on orange cunt

fuck you kek

Fuck.
Kek wills it

I don't always bet on horses but when I do I'm an expert.

the dubs gods have confirmed big orange win, thanks anons

picks for race 5 lads?

Ayy

No. 7

holy shit empty your bank into big orange NOW

>Have Big Orange, Hartnell, Almandin in a Boxed Tri
First year betting on the cup and just recently got into sport betting in general.

Nice blog

That's a solid pick. I'd substitute Almandin for Bondi, though, considering Almandin is in a shit barrier. It's going to be a toss-up for second place between Jameka and Hartnell, though.

Dubs for Orange coming first get

I never bet on horses but today I know what im talking about. Putting a weeks wages on hartnell.

Just ripped a fat cone lmao

This thread makes me want that big stong muscular aryan German to squash us like the worms we are

Punctured bicycle on a hilltop desolate

I think it's pretty obvious who is going to win here.

>AustraliSingles

Pathetic.

Checkkk em

Yeah nice get poo Zealand

I'm not stooping to your levels. In fact, I actively avoid dubs.

Get culture is cancer.

dubs and i win them all

> I-I wasn't even playing

Underage pls leave

I'm 36 you fucking retard.

I'm 33

Put a $5er on Grand Marshal lads. What should I do with my $150?

Also got: Big Orange, Hartnell, Oceanographer and Jameka in a boxed trifecta.

You new here or just don't know how to reply to posts?

I reckon there's a good shot for all of em. Orange has already been confirmed as winner, WSTB is good value for a place @ $5.50 and obviously reichsfuhrer Trump will beat the corpse of Bill Clintons wife.

I've been on this site since it's conception you nigger.

You are'nt worthy of my replies.

TRUMP/ORANGE WIN QUADS GET

let me help you with that

Someone posted this yesterday. Said the same strategy won him over $1000 last year.

I'm not too sure about it.

Still can't figure out how to reply

>no heartbreak city

Lmao

Or how to use conjunctive apostrophes lmao

$20 on Big Orange lads.

Praise kek

fucking lmao what is this thread fuck it ill bet on big orange just for that