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DUDE, I'M TELLING YOU DUDE
>not understanding Connor will take the fall
He'll bet 50 millions on Alvarez, a huge underdog, and let himself get wrestlecucked. Then he'll have his comeback in 2018 and KO Wonderboy, Eddie, Aldo, Cruz and Mighty Mouse in that order. Woke.
>not understanding Connor will take the fall
He'll bet 50 millions on Alvarez, a huge underdog, and let himself get wrestlecucked. Then he'll have his comeback in 2018 and KO Wonderboy, Eddie, Aldo, Cruz, Mighty Mouse, and an actual mouse in that order. Woke.
Eh Wut?
Brendan "FUCK MY SHIT UP FRASER" Schaub
Love him or like him but you MUST respect him.
>I think people'd be surprised."
every fucking time lmao
cain would've manhandled schaub
You are a bit dumb aren't you? Schaub is a much better wrestler and a ground specialist than Cain.
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You know im your boy but I disagree my man
Shit OP is shit
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Joe rogans the Brendan Shaub of comedy
Louis CK or bill burr need to have this same talk with joe about comedy
rogan great at giving criticism, the worst at receiving criticism
''Joe rogan's a bad motherfucker'' -Joe Rogan
bills stand up is shit, and louis hasn't been good since 2010
>mfw schaub heard this, and went into podcasting and made a much better podcast than rogan
wonder if he did it just to show him up
you're a buffoon my man
If you don't like Brendan Schaub, fuck you.
You are all just jealous of his success. He is a certified badass, a self made multi millionaire, a t-shirt mogul, a sneaker expert and one part of one of the most successful podcasts in the world. On top of all that he is an extremely talented up and coming stand up comedian with a sickening work ethic. Whilst the people that hate on his success are just cheeto fingered nerds.
>TFW you will never become wealthy by illegally using other people's intellectual property
I bet Brandon is voting for Trump.
ahahahaha btfo
>coral springs
Hello my friendly guy, what is this "coral springs"
Who's Anderson Silva going to fight next?
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He will be heemed by Whittaker after he BTFO's Brunny
Cruz is the only one of those guys he could beat now. I would have said Aldo previously, but Aldo won't lose to Conor now...but Conor will duck Aldo until forever. Cuz muh 13-second legacy, don't wanna erase dat.
Hail
>tfw no more Dutch flag so can't Moosepost anymore
Also,
>coral springs
Schaub's net worth is a pretty attainable amount of money, desu. 3m isn't that hard to make for even someone with a relatively average career if they're financially responsible.
Your mother lives in Coral Springs
It's extra funny that he was retired by Travis Rousey, given how fuckawful Travis turned out to be.
Well memed, friend!
That's very kind of you. Thank you very much
I do have to ding you a little for not greentexting
>coral springs
though
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first time ive seen one of these and got a little jolt of excitement
Which gsp fight was it where they kept showing Andersons face at the bottom of the screen and why didn't they make that fight straight after?
Tyron... you owe me... a good fight.
>and why didn't they make that fight straight after?
GSP didn't want to put on the muscle necessary to make it to middleweight since he wouldn't be able to come back down to 170 afterward.
Thats fair enough but they shouldn't have pushed it so hard during that fight.
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Fresh Gracie breakdown.
You're joking right? GSP walks around at 190+
Can we call it JewFC now because a Jew is in charge and they only want money fights now?
He'd be a small middleweight still, the other guys cut from much more. There's not many under 6 feet either.
How much do you think Silva weighs in the cage?
GSP wasn't going to go up to fight Silva just to do the damn thing, he only would have gone up if he thought he could win.
>dead thread
>dead sport
This must be how /box/ feels all the time.
I will heem you stiff like I heemed 200+lbs 6'1 hardass at work couple days earlier, you fucking shitposting pussy
It's interesting that neither one of you mentioned Nate.
At least heem threads get made. Ive tried /box/ on the catalog three times in the past week with no results. We'll be back to normal when fights start again
Why is MMA so fucking great?
It's the purest form of competition
You know, man, we all love fucking fighting. Everybody fucking understands fighting. It's in our fucking blood. It is what it is.
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If it's so great, why are most fans overweight ugly nerds with cheeto dust in their Tapout shirts?
What sport has cool fans?
You're thinking of football, lad.
morning heem sorry guys too busy can't talk gotta go
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lmao godamn dude
>People utterly lose their shit if you dare support trump
Holy hell this election is a right old barrel o' keks
>hur i don like thing
No one cares what you think
Could you take Paige in a fight, /heem/?
>a sneaker expert
I always lose here
I would "take" Paige in a "fight", if you know what I mean.
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Maybe, but I'd make sure to grab her by the pussy, so even if I lose, I still win.
>This smooth transition on image & post hovering
Thank you mods
You the real MVP
>no events for weeks
>/heem/ still up round the clock
>le ded sporth
das me bruv
Daily reminder that Stipe tapped.
Also, we /spooky/ now
Reminder that the
>coral springs
autist unironically keeps a schaub folder on his phone
Sad!
Decent card desu boyos
>Fergo
>RDA
>based Diego
>Erik Perez
>Dariush and Magomedov
>Lamas vs Oliveira
>le reddit man vs le retarded broken jaw man
Nice little entrée init
>phoneposting
Disgusting
>RDA still in the champ shorts
Did they shop the belt off of him?
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Literally would ground and pound her into a bloody pulp just to end the Sletten meme.
Why is /r/mma so much more informative and higher-quality than /heem/? Do you dweebs ever not shitpost while autistically cackling to yourself?
Because mma.reddit.com is unironically the GOAT internet MMA resource and it ain't even close. /heem/ is for shitposting and calling people faggots.
RDA looking pretty soft there
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>not mentioning Grasso's debut
Sad!
Then go back ya goof, /asp/ discusses people, r*ddit discusses events and heem discusses ideas that really make us think.
That's because it isn't worth mentioning
yeah, and ferguson looks like a meth head.
If you can't handle the highly-concentrated weaponised autism then leave.
>hating on the future simultaneous three weight champ
Sad!
Hey Spain, looks like someone wants to be you. Sad!
Guys, I have a serious question.
How far can Choi Doo-ho go? Will he one day reign as the Featherweight champ?
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funny af, TTH's best imo
Top five, he's not getting past Aldo or Frankie or Mendes (if Mendes comes back and doesn't drop to Atomweight) given his total lack of striking or grappling defense.
Triggers the fug out of me that Spain thinks Sad! is his shit and gives no credit to the 45th president of the United States of America (Trump)
He's very young, though. These are things he can dramatically improve on.
everyone here who truly enjoys mma is on /r/mma. you come here to shitpost and go there for real talk and news
>go there for real talk
realer than here atleast
Then fuck off you double spacing retard
He's been fighting for 7 years and has 14 professional fights (plus one kickboxing fight? Not sure). This IS his prime.