Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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youtu.be/1d5LVjmrjm0
youtu.be/KtxXKezbQ9w?t=11m15s
youtube.com/watch?v=cLalr_UNX8Y
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youtu.be/z3aeHWvo8gw
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

>ITT

RIP.
Here in Cali it's pretty easy to find, I even have 3 bottle in my minifridge at the moment.

Since forever!

I know, life just doesn't like me sometimes.
No, not even then. Put your transmission into reverse while the car is still going forward and you're going to kill it. I'd rather a fucked fender than a fucked tranny.
M-Maybe I am! So what?!

still here


and


Unproductive really

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Also we never really talked much

I came back several times but thread was either ded or being shitposted, same result. So I've been posting in mostly generals or discord.

Last call for the hallow, goin to the beds here in a bit

Uh yeah that too

Claiming best girl

(Rory)
That was a fun song.

youtube.com/watch?v=FMIAp9Q0xfk

Lately I've been thinking about why im still claiming hikage even though i don't feel that much for her emotionally...

For some reason 5-6hrs of sleep hasn't been enough these past days and it's 4 a.m. also i didn't feel you were the type to rage quit like that
Has she really not responded yet? Wasn't her last response like a month back when she suddenly stopped?

That's right, what you up to and how is school alice

Your positivity has been recieved, planning on doing anything soon other than more for honor

Do you feel that another has snared your heart?

I was getting ready for school. WHICH WAS CANCELLED REEEEE
I've got a few months left though

I'm bad at this now

I was kinda expecting that, hopefully you learned from it~

That's really nice!
I guess I'll be waiting for my appointment~

Doesnt she not have emotions? sleep in a bit i guess? Maybe try to raise Rea once more I dont know

Hm sounds like my day tomorrow or everyone for that matter

Came at the wrong time hm?
What's your discord?

Hikage is emotionless too you fool, it's perfect
It's been 2 months, I dont know why she suddenly stopped getting on

Nope

Yeah its ok i guess

Sufficiently dry hair, time to get this sleep rolling

Internet is pretty balls unless you get an NBN area. But cost of living isnt too bad.
Its gonna happen. I feel it in mah bones.

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>Best NGE Girl
Such a great image, but it would be better without that person's shadow on the door.

I'm on lots of discords, about 20 of them. But I'm in like 2 /waifu/ discords.

No if you had the exact reaction time i said you wouldn't kill anything.
But aren't you already fucked and almost a tranny so you kinda got both
Congrats i guess. You do seem kinda submissive

>tldr; words about overthinking and mixing up not real or not yet happened situations with real ones i guess
Not really snared if anything even from the start i probably chose hikage cause i feel if she were real our feelings for eachother would be mutual that being of not actually being attached to eachother emotionally anymore than friends. Cause i feel if i get into any relationship with anyone i wouldn't actually have any actual attachment to them and having someone with mutual feelings would work out better cause we cant really end up hurting eachother
But yet at the same time i want someone who would feel emotions for me even if don't have any for them or that much for them

I meant more friends wise and shit but why cancelled, snow in the land of snow storms?

Kinda yea i guess but she has them to the extent of "i fight for my friends" idk
Sleep is for the weak
Rea?

Didn't you also have her actual phone number or somthing?
Hows your 4 dollar game(literally)(destiny) going
>what's your discord
Thought you deleted yours hmm...

Well then I shall be heading to bed now

Hmm hopefully its cheap enough for a gaymer

Well feel free to add me Enzer0 #8220

Nope nothing, she deleted her telegram
Destiny is fine, just got a weapon balance update yesterday
No I just left every /waifu/ discord, feel free to add, its posted in the reply above
Going to bed now, farewell and good night

Done!

Nope, not possible at all. The car physically wouldn't stop moving before then.
Shhhhhhhhh!
I do?!

It always seemed a tad unnecessary to me.

Well ima go in like ten minutes folks, sleep might clear my mind and maybe it ain't for the weak like i thought who knows it might make me stronger

Tldr; get your responses in im leaving

What part of your stupid and have no reaction ability do you not understand
Admit it you don't mind it do ya
Yea with all the weeby stutter typing with saying things like "m-maybe" "s-so what"

Maybe learn to love them? Eh. Its a good way to pass the time sometimes. An user I talk to
Night

The no reaction ability part!
Shush!
I-I c-can s-s-s-stutter t-type a-all I-I w-w-w-want!

>tfw makoto doesn't know who I am

Yeah, it does. It doesn't feel like it's the viewer's shadow, nor the one's (if there even is someone) who Rei is looking at.

Night
I have only one waifu I've felt an attachment to more than or equal or less than to hikage but yea learning to love might be something I'll do someday idk
Yea i guess rambles, rants, and thoughts are good time passers
You should introduce me to them

Please stop or i might make you submit to me

Anyways goodnight all

They seem to be not here right now. NightThey seem to be not here right now. Night

To be fair, I'm dense. I'm bad at figuring out who is who!

>Implying you could
Night!

>implying it's not completely obvious how subby you are
Though, I do love when you try to deny it.

Please, I ain't even!

Itsa me, anonon! Ya dunce!

Don't make me get out of bed just to find those caps...

youtube.com/watch?v=WQjwdIM8WE8

Just gunna leave this here, your welcome

Ayyyy Nonon! What's good muh nigga?

>>>/sleep/

Nah, I need to stay up a couple of hours at least anyway, for the sake of my sleep pattern.

Also also
>implying that I turned you into my subby, girly little kitty instead of just taking advantage of what was there

>hugs makoto
Nothing, nothing is good in this world of you don't have vidya. It's all awful

RIP

>Implying it wasn't all an elaborate ruse cruise
>Implying you didn't have a first class ticket

Assuming your games are still kill?

>implying that a ruse wouldn't still mean that you wanted it like that
>implying that there aren't other people who can verify that it wasn't a ruse

Yeah, I pulled out my old toaster from '07 to yet and use it.
>can barely run skull girls
>lags when I use YouTube
>most basic processes take 100% of cpu

Yohane is Babby, so he doesn't count! So no proof!

Fucking RIIIIIIIIIIP
Could always go driving with me to kill the time. :^)

Oh, but he's not the only one. I believe that I'm not the first person to be given that list of yours, after all.

Who the hell else did I give that to?! I mean, there's Breeki, but you wouldn't ask them... right?

I could, I could. It would have some fun results, wouldn't it?

cut me yuno

Suecude

wtf? I love pewdiepie now
youtu.be/1d5LVjmrjm0

I'm taking it to my mentor to see if he can diagnose it and possibly fix it for me for a discount.

I would go with you but since I only have classes 2 days a week, my mother advised me to get a job and that's what I'm doing.

Is this real or just a really good fake?

It's real.

Shhhhhhhhush!

Probably just needs a good dicking.

I can get you a job pretty easily m8.

youtu.be/KtxXKezbQ9w?t=11m15s

It's real. Had to check.

Konata Izumi claimed! :)

youtube.com/watch?v=cLalr_UNX8Y

I return! How are you all doing tonight?

Kidding anyway, that would be a conversation a little too weird for my tastes. Plus, I find it quite amusing that you'd prefer to act like I turned you into this.

Welcome back! Want to sleep, but shouldn't.

Lucky Star had the best credits

I like the channel name :o

LMAOing at your car

I don't act like that though!

Heya! I'm doing pretty good. Considering making a couple of mistakes though. How are you?

You don't? You said it earlier!

Why wouldn't you?
Rude! It got me and a coworker to our respective homes.
I'm pretty good! Burned myself a liiiiiittle at work, but pretty good.
What sort of mistakes?

This is the only one I remember.
Wish there was a video of Aya singing this in the studio.

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. MY FAPTOP IS PURE, AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT IT UP BE THE ONE DOING THE DICKING TO YOU

I liked the live action credits those were the best

Where is ayayaya from? :o

>Not doing sik drifts around every corner while doing so

TRY IT M8! ANYA WILL FLIP YOU GOOD!

It's too early. Trying to fix sleep rhythm.

ayayaya?

One to bring the salt, the other to make myself more vulnerable than I've been in a long time. It's quite funny.

>ignoring me calling you on your shit
>implying that I'm not too lazy to flip people

+S :o

I dont watch anime sorry ._.

O wait, I lied. I remember this one too youtube.com/watch?v=X0hq8bPUbJg
This one is really good.

Saya? She's from Saya no Uta visual novel.

Shhhhhh!
And are you saying you'd let someone else try to dick defenseless me?

ANYA WON'T DO SHITE TO ME EH LAD. I'LL FLIP THAT BUGGER ON HIS REAR END AND GIVE HIM ME PHAT HAGGIS

Kek
I was very careful driving her home, don't think I went above 70.
I understand, I did that a few times myself
..Well, they both sound like fun mistakes if nothing else. Salt to who, and vulnerable to who?

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Japanese are weird :o

youtu.be/z3aeHWvo8gw

What is saya no says about?
Kumicutie

Been at it for a week now. It's hard.

No, I'm just saying that flipping isn't on the agenda, takes too much effort.

>his
Also, I'll fuck ye up lad. Come ere and say it to me face, I'll fucking ave ya.

Salt to a couple of others, and vulnerable to my dad. Again. I'm apparently doing that a lot recently.

>IMPLYING IMPLICATIONS

>Not endangering your friend daily with dangerous driving
What kinda friend are you?!

Good morning ice cream cone.

I see how it is!

I'm just saying that I can do things a lot easier!

We are all more or less weird.
Would listen again, wouldn't add to my playlist though. 5/7

Normally it's just a one-day type thing
Well, flip a coin! Heads salt, tails vulnerability!
I saw this girl for the first time when I came into work today and she was quiet for the whole shift

Kumibest.
Konatamazing? Damn.
>who you callin' pinhead?

Oh no, I'm doing both at some point. It's just when I do what. Though the salt thing is optional.

What is in your playlist? :o
How goes it, best hair?

What does that even mean?!

And?! That's no excuse!

>No I'm Dirty Dan!

Ye gettin all smart with me eh? Alright m8, I'm takin off me shirt and give ye a full taste of REAL fisticuffs !

DON'T THINK YER OFF ME LIST LADDY

That I can keep people off of you without flipping them, silly! Like I'm going to let anyone get your ass but me!
>Though in fairness it would be nice if I could get it

You wanna fuckin go m8? I'll fuckin cut ya, swer on me mum.

Good, working on a thing, succeeding. How about you?
That show has the best humour.

what's the thing? :o

Good job

I am awake at 6am living the dream

..Well, fair enough! What sort of salt?
She seemed very shy!

Should be, yeah.
Managed to stay up for 28h before I went to sleep. Only slept for 1h. Couldn't sleep after that and now I'm tired.
Other days feel too tired to stay up for more than 4h and end up taking naps all day. It's weird.

Lots of things. youtube.com/watch?v=yxX6ZGHCP0I

Watch where ye running yer mouth off eh! Flip ye over and have a go at yer rear end so much that yer gonna need a cushion on yer arse for the rest of the month

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Music. I make mediocre electronic music, but it sounds good to me at least.
Which side of 6am? Waking up or not sleeping?

Oh I'm just going to poke a hive of bees, that's all. It's more for closure reasons than anything, but I figure it'll have some people mad at me.

I'm just going to stop now. Why tho.

:popcorn:

One of these days~

Had*
It's humor has kinda long left it really.

NO! EXCUSES!