I'm the fairly-elected President of the United States and I basically run shit. There's nothing you can do about it and I'll likely serve 2 terms or more because the economy is under booming under my presidency.
Preeeeeeeety sure mein furher has nothing to do with the economy right now, considering he hasn't been relevant long enough for it to affect anything.
Gabriel Phillips
>hasn't been relevant >has run multiple multi-million dollar companies since the 80s >hasn't been relevant
Do you know how stocks work? Speculation. Google the term then put on your big boy pants and come back.
Owen Brown
>economy >stocks >implying equivalency
Try harder fuckboi
Nicholas Price
Bankruptcy
Juan Ortiz
>implying one insanely popular gentleman can't change the world
Noah Martin
whoever made this macro is a huge idiot.
robert de niro is a HUGE liberal and exclusively only marries niggers.
look that shit up if you don't believe me.
Grayson Harris
>the economy is under booming under my presidency
OK, stupidity confirmed. Anyways, some friendly advice- you might not want to base long term economic status based upon less than a month of statistics.
Zachary Gonzalez
how long do you think he will last when he keeps being told "no"?
for the first time in his life he has to answer to other people, and serve them. I think he will crack up in about six weeks, if he isn't already being impeached by that time...
where are the tax returns donnie? all those overseas investments and russian dollars...
since this is his last yer in the office, i think the senate should refuse to confirm his appointments to the Supreme Court, or any other appointment... only fair...
Nicholas Turner
This fag gets it. The stock market is up because they think he's going to loosen regulations and let them go fucking wild again, like before the bubble popped in '08.
Gabriel Cox
So you're saying that the economy in 2017 is based on a handful of businesses made in the 80's? What about every president we've had since then? Did they have no effect on the economy? What about every other buisness in this country? Outside the countless bankruptcies, wouldn't Trumps buisnesses not be as relevant due to the fact that they aren't NEARLY as big as the biggest buisnesses in the country?
Kayden Long
>implying the stock market isn't the pulse of the economy
Carson Bell
lolno
Ryder Harris
No one said that's not possible, we just pointed out that you must be retarded to think Trump can be held responsible for economic status before a whole month is up.
>I say he's been relevant since the 80's >I say he's run multiple multi-million dollar businesses since the 80's
What a liberal hears: >the economy in 2017 is based on a handful of businesses made in the 80s >No president since the 80s has had an effect on the economy >No other business has had an influence on the economy since the 80s
holy fuckin kek. This is exactly why no one takes you seriously. This is why liberals are a laughing stock. This is why people are leaving the democratic party in droves.
Isaiah Thomas
You know who else is insanely popular? That CASH ME OUSIDE HOWBOWDAH girl.
I guess that means she can change the world, yes?
Carter Hughes
>implying 1 man in power for less than a month has an impact on the entire economy, and isn't just riding coat tails
Andrew Jenkins
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Joshua Morgan
>This is why people are leaving the democratic party in droves. not sure if trolling or just retarded
Jace Torres
fawk yeah! tss what she gonnna turn into a fawkin twenty? tss
Jackson Reyes
4 bankruptcies out of 515 businesses is a better track record than many.
Dylan Barnes
>riding coattails
Tell me, as a small business owner, what obama did precisely to help the economy.
You mean the dozens of new regulations that showed up every month that cut my bottom line?
You mean the healthcare I was forced to buy for employees that included bloated and unnecessary services that they neither wanted or needed?
Tell us precisely what obama did. Did you mean the failed stimulus package that was 1 Trillion+ dumped down the drain in failures like "cash for clunkers"?
Stocks are on a bull run right now precisely because investors (that's people with capital to invest, not half-retards from Sup Forums) are speculating (ie looking to the future with Trump as president) in a positive light. They're putting their money down and betting that the economy will (and already has) be better than under obama.
Tell us precisely (with examples) what obama did to actually help small business or even big business. We'll wait.
Tyler James
Yea 4x bankruptcies than most people
Jack Nguyen
yeah, he's a proper genius
He managed ok as he drove his casinos into the ground. It's just everyone else who got totally screwed. His investors, his employees and the all the contractors and suppliers that were dumb enough to deal with him.
>The investors who bought into his IPO at $10/share exited with shares less than $1. In the same time, investors in Harrah's casinos doubled their money; MGM and Starwood investors quadrupled their money.
>While MGM and Starwood were making profits of 400% Trump lost 90%.
>mfw this faggot thinks trump is responsible for decent stock prices
William Young
got anything from a real source?
Jordan Ward
Buddy the economy doesn't run on mail order steaks and failed casinos. If he was a wallstreet billionaire I would agree with you. He is a fake gold plated new yorker and everyone knows it.
Chase Stewart
>>mfw you have to go back
Caleb Diaz
Got anything to refute that they're real sources?
They're PEW research polls you dumbass. Are you going to say Rasmussen isn't reliable next?
fuckin kek
Carter Reyes
>Are you going to say Rasmussen isn't reliable next? yes
Connor Cooper
>2 terms or more >or more This isn't how the presidency works
Ethan Cox
Who ever said or implied the economy ran off steaks and casinos? You sound like an idiot right now kid.
Christopher Watson
>Führer
Brody Cook
>claims even more sources are unreliable
>not one piece of evidence to support his claim
Keep your head in the sand, lose another election. I personally want you to stay as uneducated as you are. Just makes it that much easier.
Gabriel Bailey
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Samuel Morris
>Trump's Grate'est Circus Ever is come to town.
>The first death occurred yesterday when the Flying Flapping Flynn fell from the high wire while simultaneously juggling some large dangerous facts. >The donkeys "he-hawed"and all the elephants shit and pissed themselves in horror as they fearfully watched on from their tiny white cage.
>The circus owner just shook his head in sorrow and blamed it on the Donkeys for watching his show and tweets out "they are the crooks here for watching". >Trump goes on to say that his grate circus will make US 'all' Grate again and the small admission price of reality will never go up even one more sense.
James Anderson
Still waiting on you to show how those sources are unreliable, fuck-o. You clearly shit in your hand, threw it at the wall, and hoped no one would call you on it.
Adam Turner
>tldr
Butt hurt much? Trump hasn't done shit either. Stocks are up because big business knows they're going to be able to get away with a bunch of shit. Anyone who thinks the working man will profit is blind as fuck
Parker Roberts
Honestly...if you were investing in Trump in the mid-90's and beyond you deserve what you got. He had already shown what he was all about by then.
Jonathan Bennett
Still waiting on you to show how those sources are reliable, fuck-o. You clearly shit in your hand, threw it at the wall, and hoped no one would call you on it.
Hudson Cooper
>can't name anything obama did to justify his statement that trump is "riding coattails"
FTFY faggot. You are the definition of BTFO.
Nathan Rogers
Now his voters are going to get the same treatment, and they're too fucking blind/stupid/delusional to realize it
Julian Martinez
You're the one who made the claim they weren't. Burden of proof is on you, or did you fail your basic logic course in high school kid? Democrats are done and there's nothing your corny cartoons can do to stop it.
Liberalism is dead.
Justin Richardson
If the head coach of the patriots changed this season, and they won their first game, are you going to praise the coach and call him a savior?
Hang yourself.
Christian Evans
>economy is under booming under my presidency.
top kek
same fucking economy as before fucktard
Samuel White
>Liberalism is dead. come back in 2 years and say that
Ryder Harris
But but but but but muh voter fraud.
Matthew Miller
Libtards will be libtards.
Chase Hill
>imply dems have enough party unity left to bus niggers to multiple polling sites at the midterms. topkek
Jacob Lopez
>If the head coach changed and they won their first game....
So you're admitting he's already Making America Great Again? I knew you crybabies would see the light eventually.
Gavin Foster
This
Daniel Cooper
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Jaxson Cook
back in the hippie days you would have been the herman hermits fan voting for nixon
Jaxon Johnson
...
Brandon Sanders
...
Justin Allen
what the fuck does one have to do with the other? Never listened to their music.
Camden Bell
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Luke Gonzalez
and yet no reply to my response.
the butthurt is great
Lucas Mitchell
fake news
Owen Morales
sad.
Alexander Williams
pssst, this douche is being humiliated in public on a daily basis and is careening toward impeachment at breakneck pace. Enjoy eating crow, trumpfags.
Jacob Perez
>2 terms or more >or more Might want to do some research there, OP.
Nathaniel Thomas
Impeach me, faggot? For what? Hurting your feelings? Doesn't work that way, snowflake. Keep dreaming.
Liam Russell
Admit it: Hillary Clinton was the most unqualified, most unfit, and most ethically challenged candidate to ever run for the office of POTUS
Carson Diaz
Nice bait. Clinton was the most qualified candidate to ever run. Trump is the least. This isn't some matter of deluded opinion, look at their fucking resumes. Just because the U.S. is full of idiots doesn't change the facts.
Oliver Martin
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Isaac Barnes
Prime example of the people I fucking despise. Stop, you're embarrassing yourselves. You back a president blindly by discarding the ridiculous lies he spews and idiotic things he'd done by responding with the same generic liberal slams while you quiver over you're poorly thought out decision to support this cuck.
Nathan Peterson
Nice bait. Trump was the most qualified candidate to ever run. Clinton is the least. This isn't some matter of deluded opinion, look at their fucking resumes. Just because the U.S. is full of idiots doesn't change the facts.
Christian Miller
Shut up with your whining and name one thing he's done while in office that's worthy of impeachment. We'll wait, little crybaby fuckboi.
Jaxson Russell
Okay one thing >be elected president
Xavier Rogers
What does that even mean, idiot? Don't start going quiet now. Open those fat cheeto-dusted fingers of yours and tell what he's done precisely for you dipshits to keep calling for his impeachment. Nothing? That's what I thought. Just more bullshit whining from leftist fucktards that have no actual reason to hate the guy just trying to push your bullshit narrative.
>he'll never get the nomination! >he'll never beat hillary! >The EC will stop him! >he'll be impeached!
What's next, little bitchboi? What are you going to whine about next?
Levi Wood
>I'll likely serve 2 terms or more How the fuck would he serve more than 2 terms? Anyway he's a 1-termer if I ever saw one.
Benjamin Evans
Dude don't even sweat this string bro. These cunts have no creditability. 3 weeks with drama president. Its the most fun i've had since George W.
Dylan Young
They won the Superbowl jackass. They're already an amazing team, meaning a brand new head coach winning with them isn't a fucking miracle.
Do you not even understand the fucking comparison? Typical trumpette.
Jason Watson
You're just backing my statement further. Plus, if I did list the things hes done that are fucked, youd just claim fake news.
Carter Morgan
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Jonathan Sanders
We have no feelings, we are legion. Your president has no creditability and is canorous.
Fun to watch the train wreck.
Camden Adams
>Half-termer
Fixed. His ego won't let him get bashed like this for more than a year. He'll throw a shit fit and quit, blaming the media and turning all his supporters against everything but himself.
Oops, too late.
Nolan Powell
> the economy is booming under my presidency This has nothing to do with him being president. He's been president for less than a month, his fiscal policy have not gone into effect.
Aaron Hernandez
You have a lot of pictures dildo.
Dildo, your president needs Russia more that his own people. Sometime its hard admitting to yourself that you were wrong.
Brayden King
Literal fucking retard Holy shit republicans actually think they are the smart ones.
Adrian Cruz
>the economy is under booming >under booming
It's an abysmal failure. Highest inflation since more than 4 years ago. Trump's presidency is a total disaster.
Joseph Wright
HOLY sHiT b/ro i lost, snot came out, my belly hurts from laughing so very hard.
Hunter Peterson
not my president !!! cuz i'm canadian kek
Robert Long
Under Booming, who the fuck say's that except if your Russian and have a boat off the east coast just to get on Sup Forums.
What a stooge.
David Sanders
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Samuel Davis
weeks of presidency He was creating and keeping jobs in U.S. oong before his inauguration.How did you miss that unless you wanted to ?
Benjamin Lewis
ha ha ha.... Trump is the smartest man in the room, NOT!!! ha ha ha...
Ayden Lewis
OP said it
Austin Wood
Your trying too hard.
Adrian Young
List them. We're still waiting kid. I honestly don't think you know dick about dick and you're screaming the "impeachment" meme because CNN told you it was the cool thing this week. You're a tool and a clown.
>I could totally list a hundred things >proceeds to not like 1 single thing he's done in office that's an impeachable offense
liberals are straight up idiots honestly.
Jayden Edwards
Uh-oh, now you've gone and triggered all the little snowflakes at once lol
Colton Bennett
Woops, i forgot, sorry OP, its confirmed your a faggot.
John Gray
All the sheeple affected by the propaganda news... I cant understand why you amerifatretards arent happy about trump, he's the best president you've had. Its good for you and good for the rest of the world. Fuck you.
Tyler Ramirez
>No retort.
Jordan Reyes
rekt
Bentley Green
>Leader of the free world has international contacts STOP THE PRESSES, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ?
Thomas Parker
You do know what long term market trends mean, right? It means Trump is riding the tip of the tidal wave that the Obama years brought.
Obama's policy believed in gradually building up that wave and trying to maintain it.
Trump's notions spell out quick rise, sharp fall.
If you don't believe me, all you have to do is recheck the levels of poverty and the average debt held by Americans. Those numbers are important.
Fucking right wing Americans that never attended an economic's or microeconomic's class...