Why can't we just blow up Jupiter
Why can't we just blow up Jupiter
Why would we blow it up?
y tho?
it's shit
what has jupiter done to you to deserve this horrible fate
FUCK YEAH WE SHOULD 'TALLY DO THAT BECAUSE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A REALLY BAD PLANET MAN I HATE JUPITER WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN
he suffers from Great Red Spots.
this. blame uranus.
Jupiter is the worst planet on Earth.
By your own logic, we should blow YOU up.
They keep sending the worst aliens and fucking up the climate. It's not cars. It's Jupiterian farting that's killing the polar bears.
But blowing up their planet will just create a whole new refugee crisis. And we can't send them to Mars. Mars keeps blowing up our ships when we try to send them aid. They're not going to take a trillion gassy Jupiterians, even if it would make their planet more habitable
It's mostly gaseous.
Jupiter is actually earth asteroid shield, without Jupiter attracting big asteroids earth would be fucked
In Jupiter's defense, it has gobbled up millions of comets that might have otherwise impacted earth over the last 4 billion years. Things could get really ugly without Jupiter. I like it because with a pair of binoculars, you can see its four biggest moons, and actually watch them move over a few hours time.
Truth.
King Jupiter loves us
Blow up Jupiter ..
> inside job
>blame the jews
S ounds like a win to me
Are you crazy? Jupiter defends us from meteorites and space niggers.
Jupiter Optimus maximus
>Jupiter
>Named after a Roman God
>Romans ended as Italians
>Italians invented Fascism
>Fascism evolved into National Socialism in Germany
>Jupiter is Nazi
>It's ok to punch Nazis
We should blow it up actually
Shouldn't we rather build a wall around it?
I don't know why, but "space niggers" just makes me laugh.
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1: too far away
2: too big
3: we don't have weapons that would do much more than tear a brief hole in the atmosphere.
4: really fucking far away
In an ideal world, we would. Jupiter is gay as fuck
They're already on earth killing the planet and destroying our society from within so no reason to be laughing.
Jupiter is a huge pussy.
Are space niggers equivalent or no equivalent to cosmic brownies???
Man let Jupiter talk shit, see what the fuck happens
why are we all ganging up on jupiter all of the sudden?
Jupiter is the Border Control of the solar system, making sure faggy comets and asteroids don't come and fuck up Earth.
What are you, an asteroid lover?
Jupiter is an interstellar rapist.
I say that Jupiter gay is up to no good and wants to destroy our way of life.
BOMB THE GASSY BASTARD
nah... hes gust a faggo t
It's our fucking shield from devastating meteorites you retard.
This.
blow up like any other planet.
i wonder what it's like in the spot
Because the earth's limited population of lions is already steadily shrinking trying to fight our existing sun. Another sun would just speed up their extinction.
like the wizrd of oz x 2765483926
We could position OP's mom into orbit as well.
You'd die instantly
You know, I've never thought of it that way.
Jupiter protects use from stray asteroids and comets
yeah i agree that fat fucker just sits there all day eating asteroids useless shit
jupiter is code for jews
underrated post