You now just won $50 millions

you now just won $50 millions.
what you do?

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quit my job forever and go travel

retire in a modest home and buy a few dream cars

Buy myself some money

Same thing I do now - hookers and coke. Just a lot, lot more.

fix my family

Gather harem of young boys

Give half of it to fed in taxes.
>retire on the rest

Change my name to Ukko Jukes and open up a space mining company =D

Fap on the money.

i set up a few businesses to provide for my family buy a couple of modest houses or condos, buy a couple bikes and go travel the world in them a la Jupiters Travels, when i come back decide if i want children or not

hahahahahahhaahahahaahahaa


fuck
>sorry i like sharp realism

Buy a super car. Get high power rifles. Go to china or somewhere in asia. Find the best weed of the country. Get really high and hunt pandas and shit.

Order a HondaJet and buy a Mercedes G65 and an Airstream.

>buy out rights to Sup Forums
>tell gookmoot to gtfo
>make Sup Forums great again

why panda's?i have heard tell they are tasty from some thai friends.Or no other reason aside from the fact they are panda's?


>not butthurt,just curious

I wake up

1 year costs 1 million
i can live a nice life, while the money earned by the job are invested for retirement.

ouch

but
w h y

It turns out that winning the lottery, or otherwise suddenly coming into possession of a huge sum of money, can be the worst thing that ever happened to you.

It can turn your family into parasitic, scheming leeches.

It can turn your friends against you.

Paradoxically, it can put you on the road towards bankruptcy and utter financial ruin.

And most of all, it can turn you into an irredeemable, raging asshole.

>it can turn you into an irredeemable, raging asshole.

welcome to Sup Forums dipshit.

stop caring even more than I already don't

Buy a house in a region I think I may enjoy living for a long time, buy a good car with a reputation for being reliable and not eating too much fuel, furnish the house, invest 40 mil in some no-risk venture (if I can't find one I don't feel is fishy, I'll invest in real estate to rent out as a second plan), spend a year travelling around and enjoying myself with some of the remainder, keep anything left over for frivolous spending.

this

Put it in a savings account of 1.50 interest and live off the interest every month.

Buy a house in a region I think I may enjoy living for a long time, buy a good car with a reputation for being reliable and not eating too much fuel, furnish the house, invest 40 mil in some no-risk venture (if I can't find one I don't feel is fishy, I'll invest in real estate to rent out as a second plan), spend a year travelling around and enjoying myself with some of the remainder, keep anything left over for frivolous spending.

Stupid captcha bug nonsense.

two chicks at the same time

you wouldn't pay someone to jack you off?

kek

Assholism is a defense mechanism

Immediately start trying to learn how to handle huge sums of money.

Maybe hire someone who knows how to do such things to advise me. If such a job exists (it must).

Immediately parcel out all the money I intend to ever give to my family and friends. If I decide to give anyone anything, I'm giving it all in one lump sum and never, EVER, agreeing to give any more to anybody. Gotta set a precedent. No amount of begging or whining or ass-kissing will change my policies. Hopefully this will eventually lead to a decrease in the amount of begging and ass-kissing, as people realize it's a dry well.

Hopefully I can invest it in ways that allow me to keep as much of it as possible over as long a period of time as possible. Find a job that has good hours and that I don't hate doing, just to maintain normalcy in a routine.

Buy the best possible PC hardware. Buy an above-average quality but relatively unassuming place to live. Continue living as I do now, with less fear of the future and probably more fear of losing my money to things, because that's just how people work.

Whatever and whomever I want.

> buy super expensive top floor apartment
> just hang around until I die and maybe consume drugs
That's it. That's all there is to it.
I wish for nothing else.
My desire for anything besides hanging around has been tainted irremediably. I really, really, really hate everything.

Pay off my debts. Probably go and see Europe and Korea... buy a decent car with AWD for the Canadian winter like a Subaru something really solid so I don't need to worry about travel in the snow. Buy a really nice PC maybe a multi-monitor set up and replace the hardwood in the living room. Get some nice gym equipment for the basement and fix the crack in the foundation of the house. Get the roof redone and pay someone to fix up the lawn to make it look nice.

> Pay off bills and debt
> Get new car (nothing flashy)
> Build decent house (not a mansion or castle lol)
> Probably see the world

Pay for a group of hot women, maybe five, less than eight. Pay for them to spit in my face and call me names while I jerk off and clean their feet to their degrading laughter.

Maybe let them piss on me, depends on how feisty I'm feeling.

This is what I imagine all good looking rich dudes do.

Go to Jamaica for a month, to pull my shit together, and think what to do next.

50 millions not 1 million

I kill myself.

Fill a bed with 20$ bills, sleep in a pile of money, wrapped in a blanket of money, and with a pillow of money.

buy 100 acres put up a wall with fuck you trump and buy everything i need and add a few structures

Probably OD within 6 months.

cool

Create, 4realchan. Move Sup Forumsros in.
Take over world

Kill my ex girlfriend.

Grab my closest friends and go on an adventure including a shit load of drugs, women and cool places to see.

Buy tons of land and build a huge commune for whites only. No niggers allowed.

>buy about $2m in gold, $1m in silver
>go back to school/uni to double major in IT and Comp Sci
>PAY OFF ALL DEBTS
>get a decent home in a decent neighborhood uptown
>get a decent car
>give parents $5m each
>go on trips throughout Asia during and after I finish Uni again
>work for a bit, then start my own company
doing what? I don't know.
>invest in foreign stocks
>put about $700K away in savings
>do whatever with the rest

buy alot of dildos and give them to charity

>create bank account for each my sisters with enough money for rent and tuition for 5 years

>invest in building apartments for rent

>this money would go on other accounts which they'd only get once they're done with college

>buy a cozy house somewhere remote

>invite some old friends to party/hang out w/e

>play vidya

>repeat last two

>off myself when i get bored, what's left of the money would go to family/charity.

>hope i evened out my karma.

...

i'd feel lucky for the first time in my life. like all the misfortunes up until now finally turned into one big instance of good luck.

suppose i can keep the $50 million, i'd first buy myself a nice apartment. nothing ridiculously fancy, 1.5 million at best.
everyone in my family would get 1 million for themselves, except for my mom and my twin brother who'd get as much as they want.
that would leave me at around $40 mil.

i'd buy some houses to rent out, for ~$10 mil.

some stuff i always wanted, plus furniture and maybe a car - all together $100 k maximum.
rest i'd keep for later use. i'd finish my studies and continue in my job, probably not changing too much about my life except for the general improvement of financial stability. i'd feel a lot more at ease.

also i would finally be able to treat my gf like she deserves. not spoil her, she has more than enough for herself. just do the things i always wanted to do with her, like travel and go out for a nice dinner once or twice a week.

then i'd go into politics like i always wanted. start a party that focuses on sustainable, socially oriented economy, that fights for the working class and keeps its word without being swayed by corruption and lobbyism.

Buy 2 apartment complexes, and a commercial unit. Maybe start a small injection molding company if the loads of rental income isn't cutting it.

I'd probably masturbate

>Make a memorial statue and park to Adolf Hitler and the German soldiers of WWII.
>Then, broadcast, Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told for thousands to see.
>Buy lots of natural wild land and make it into a nature preserve.
>Fund organizations to move all refugees out of Europe.

are you me?

Why get a job? Just invest yourself full-time with your hobbies.

Invest

Your form of government is not sustainable by any stretch of imagination.

Add it to my other millions.
Not sure why people get crazy with the idea of being rich, all the time I ask somebody what would they do if they get rich they tell me “quit my job” “run from my house” like what the fuck. You don’t need money to put your ass to work.

it's pretty thought out. i have enough advisors in almost any important section and enough knowledge in all of them to at least make a general evaluation regarding every topic.
i admit, it will be founded on idealist principles, but it's not some teenage fancy. i'm almost 30 and i've been studying these kind of things for the last 10 years.

$25m got me 320 acres here on US.
Not sure if you are doing your math right bud.

20K - Instant buy my wish list.
Mostly guitar/bass gear, audio equipment. infest in band stuff (PA, Mixer recording stuff etc)
Also on my wish list, sport equipment. expand my home gym, get a mountainside etc.

50K - Get a nice car, but nothing dumb like a Ferrari. Maybe an Audi or something.

1-2M - Buy a house to put everything in. Enough room for home gym, a recording studio and, a bar and a place to practice with my band. Invite my girl to live there with me.

100K - for furniture, w/e idm.

Divide 5-10M among family and friends.

Use 5-10M to invest in some businesses. Some of profits go to charity.

Set the rest aside for future impulse shit.

oh, and go travel.

This

>get a mountainside
>20k

lol auto correct. mountain-bike

Or buy a castle in another country

50 mil?
>buy buy a nice but modest car
>invest in various ways
>go to school for a good job
>travel
>build one he'll of a gaming computer to put in one hell of a gaming room

Forgot pic.

>Nothing Dumb
>Audi

>2M House
>Enough room for homegym, recording studio a bar and a place to practice with my band.

>10M invest

So this is how college dropouts do math?

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how muck you like this?

leave it in bank accounts and pretend it's not there

pic related cost more than 2 million i guess

Burn it all up and do a cool viral youtube video

Put spaghetti in a condom.

Costed 25.
But you can get yourself a mansion w/ private beach for 5
A mansion for 5
Or a chateu for 8

>Buy my mother a house so she stops using her situation as an excuse for not raising my sisters.

>Pay off my older sister's debts so she stops using it as an excuse for being an asshole.

>Pay off my Step-dad's debts and buy him a house so he stops using it as an excuse for drinking.

>Buy my GF a house so there's no excuse to avoid blowjobs.

>A shitload of investing and charitable causes so I have an excuse for all the vultures.

house, maybe farm with a good amount of empty land
car
stockupon possessions i dont have enough of, like books and clothes etc

60% of what left into a high interest account

other 40% use for a worldwide trip until it runs out

oh and drugs, lots of drugs

Pornstar girlfriends. Open a distillery. Die syphyllitic and happy in five years.

>Buy my GF a house so there's no excuse to avoid blowjobs.

Fucking idiot. If she has excuses to not suck your dick now, a house wouldnt change that. And if it did change that then she obviously has no respect for you as a person.

you can get a more than decent house in my country for 2.
and no, it's not some backward shit country. standard of living here in austria is higher than it is in america.

>nothing dumb
>private beach

:thinking:

Way too many drugs
And travel

Overdose and die while having sex with a Romanian woman 2x my age

>high interest account

You don't get out much, do you?

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." - George Best

I can vouch for that. I once had 860k of English tea and biscuit money.

Ruined my life. Now I'm a poor fag with a steady job, standing in line for my shopping like every other mug.

Relax, that was the comedic relief from the sorry depressing excuse of a family I have. We are actually planning on purchasing a home in the next year and we respect each other greatly.

kill myself

You can get yourself a nice villa with 1m or a mid-tier dept. on beverly hills.

Don’t fall for the meme, you don’t want to live on expensive places. Save money and get something good on a place without tons of people.

launch full scale investigation to determine why someone would put spaghetti in a condom

I'd start a company and leave a legacy. That's it.

Drop the fuck out of college, and hire someone to invest most of the money. Buy a plot or house in a nice area, remodel as needed, spend $1000 a day on some chick for a week because that's almost in the range of having "fuck you" money, and you can just toss a bit around

with 50 milion I can pay my money to do it

And that’s why you will never have money son.

Buy a dildo and go travel

buy more money ofc

Probably stuff all my condors with canned pasta.

Buy myself a good ass computer

change my life.start it over again.

Buy mtg cards / hella d and d dice and wreck shit