To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
Miranda? Is this you? There are worse stories here in Sup Forums bout you... so... nvm I don't have a point
Oliver Morales
hello I just emerged from under my rock. why is everyone saying Dan Schneider is a pedophile
Nolan Cooper
don't know either. he's married. produced kenan&kel and drake&josh which needless to say are both awesome shows for their time. Maybe 4chin newfags think a german name in the showbiz is proof enough that he's jewish, so they hate, becuz newfags gonna newfag.
Ian Jackson
Obvious pedophile is obvious
John Johnson
You know I never used to believe it before, never used to think someone would stoop that low....
But after that interview Mccurdy had with Erik Andre and her reactions to it, I'm convinced the dude did something
Elijah Cook
You do indeed see the Vietnam flashback in her eyes.
Logan Gomez
You have my interest.You got sauce?
Dominic Lopez
You must really have a lot of respect for elite pedophiles
Just the way she took it repeating "okay" and "I'm sorry" just fucking confirms it to me. If Dan didn't sexually abuse her, then he at least was physically/verbally abusive on set.
As the dude mentioned, you can fucking see it in her eyes.
Ryan Sullivan
The thumbnail is enough.
Evan Barnes
Damn, she looks like she wants to fucking scream. On a side note, anyone got those nudes?
Parker Russell
Like she said, they weren't really nudes.
Cameron Bennett
There were exposed breasts, but nothing you wouldn't see out of an art installation.
Logan Moore
goddam she is so friggin hot. so is miranda
Cooper Davis
Considering the benefits of getting fucked by Dan.. A hit show, access to Hollywood show biz, decent money.
I would shave my asshole and hold my balls out of the way for him.
Even if I spent half my income afterwards on therapy, I would still be ten times better off with what's left afterwards.
These bitches don't talk about it for a reason.. It's a deal as old as entertainment itself.
This is actually a sad reality in Hollywood, not just for females either.
You either have to do humiliating things, give out sex, or take blackmail material and give it to them, otherwise your out.
Brody Moore
She's been through some shit.
I don't get this show. Maybe if I was high.
Samuel Gonzalez
Is this even real?
Robert Baker
Based on what?
Ryan Cruz
Bull fucking shit dawg they were naked titties?! I only saw her wearing lingerie.
show me the tittays!
Kayden Rodriguez
I love autists all of a sudden gaining the ability to read people's faces.
Aiden Fisher
thats some nice titties.
also, disney bitches are mean as g.
Ryan Watson
I live the show. The points to torture celebs for something like an hour or two in a hot as hell room, only to boil down the footage to a handful of minutes. He then mixes it in with skits/sketches on the streets and voila you've Got this show.
Some are more funny then others, I loved Jack black, Jillian barbery, etc. I also love the ranch jokes.
