So last night a met a girl at the club. It was near the end of the night and she was grinding in me for a few hours and I ended up taking her home.
As soon as we got back to my apartment I pulled her pants down and started eating her ass, my tongue was deep in her. There was a bit of fecal matter but I used my tshirt to wipe it off my face and kept going. That's all we did she apparently had to be home so I called her a Uber. I went straight to sleep after without showering.
However today I'm feeling very sick. I feel like I have to throw up but it isn't coming up. And I feel very dizzy and my gut is doing backflips. Could she have gave me something?
Grayson Cox
You sir are clearly a faggot
Logan Gomez
You stuck your tongue in someone's ass. You literally wiped shit off of your face. WTF is wrong with you? Who thinks this is a good idea? I will never understand this.
Tyler Cruz
Yea, its called illness. You don't lick strangers assholes. Thats how you get sick.
You must be new to hygiene.
You black?
Ethan Hall
Ecoli poisoning, you stupid fuck.
Jayden Powell
if your burps taste like sulphur, you have giardia. good job, user.
Nathan Miller
You got worms
Joshua Roberts
Hepatitis A
Sebastian Rodriguez
"a bit of fecal matter" why do you say that as if its insignificant? Whether she 'had' something or not, people don't tend to eat shit for a reason. Its 'waste'.
Christian Ross
Niggers tongue my anus :DDDDDDDDDD
Easton Nguyen
>Yea, its called illness. fucking kek
Also, mental illness
Jose Fisher
>I pulled her pants down and started eating her ass Always go for the vag first, you prob just ate out a dude's ass. Sounds like you're a faggot anyway so I doubt you even care.
Aaron Ross
Symptoms of giardia doesn't show up for at least 5 days though.
Elijah Miller
Call a doctor Op. This could a serious thing.
Aaron Harris
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Luke Rogers
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Lucas Brooks
Bump
Michael Wright
Got a case of the copypasta. Fatal. You're going to die. Eventually.
Zachary Adams
Dear Arse eater , you need serious help dear boy, sticking ya tongue up a strange dirt box would make a fucking mongrel dog sick , at least a dog has a sniff first...attend A and E with some urgency , and good luck dear user
