If you were announced as President of the United States of America tomorrow morning...

If you were announced as President of the United States of America tomorrow morning, what is the first thing you would do?

Put Trump in jail

Liberal thinks that president can just put people in jail.

Literally retarded.

Kill Sup Forums.

51% of Trump supporters feel he should be able to override a judges sentencing. So basically, they want Trump to be able to put people in jail. Do you?

remove the age of consent law

You guys are still on the payroll?

nuke europe back into the stone age

Order a haram of women into my chambers, get my asshole licked and dick sucker by desperate girls wanting a better life.

Nuke Africa.

Declare war on ISIS

Drop nerve gas on NYC and blame it on the eurofags, then I'll have a reason to blow them sky high

Thank you

Make anime real

Yea they get paid

Declare that OP is a faggot. Then I would (try) suck my own dick on national television.

Fag

Im more worried about the Moro Islamic Liberation Front

Look them up

only good suggestions so far

I would add:
Return America to British rule, at least the bits we actually used to own, you can keep the rest.

Make a thread on Sup Forums/b/
'trips deside what i do next.'
(not an hero) edition.

make gays illegal

make transgenders illegal

ban all Muslims

make racism illegal death sentence

Get out Pence

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Legalize possession and use of ALL drugs, dismantle DEA, use DEA budget to build treatment centers in every city in the country.

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Make pedophilia required for all Americans

Jack off in the oval office

>Suspend Federal Government
>Give 50 governors dossiers for self-government during reconstruction.
>Introduce New Crime/Tier System
>Add sentence enhancers and multipliers
>Make sagging Indecent Exposure, Tier 1
>Absorb sovereign states into union
>Try many Congress members for Treason By Means Of Legislative Subversion For A Personal Agenda

>Dismantle Federal Reserve
>Reduce first offense of leaking nudes to Sexual Misconduct
>Create a public and non-public crime registry
>Classify 16+ as non-child persons
>Make age of consent 16 or 17
>Make schools use Linux and teach IT and hacking
>Enforce Anti-Oligarchist Theocrat Policy
>Create Temporary Authoritarian Parliament
>Try Soros, Rothschild, and others; Subversion Of Government
>Pardon Snowden immediately
>Establish Centrist Party
>Create Humanoid Combat Drones
>Start Cybernetics Program
>Legalize Schedule 1 Drugs
>Try Illegal Immigrants for Entering Country With Suspicious Intent; 6 months
>Deport
>Keep politics nihilistic and only focused on Government, not God.
>Pick Democrat, Independent, and Republican cabinet members.
>Try Clinton and Trump in court

-make Internet access free to everyone
-free tuition/healthcare
-eliminate dependence of fossil fuels by 2020, invest in wind,solar,hydro energy
-impose tax on u.s. companies who manufacture goods abroad
-upgrade u.s. railroad system similar to the 300 mph bullet trains from japan

kill congress power
fuck over the constitution
legalize everything
watch anarchy unfold

> Make all of US into Detroit

Fixed it for you

>ban all Muslims
>make racism illegal death sentence
>muslims come back

Make it great again.

Suspend visas from 7 mainly muslim countries

Socialist

Look at my baby hands and weep.

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wonder what jimmy urine was protesting about me
twitter.com/jimmyurine

>Scrap the wall plans and turn the border into a mine field
>Slap Netanyahu and recognize Palestine
>Direct the CIA to arm BLM movement so that martial law can be implemented
>Push for a Federal Law establishing a Commission for the English Language that recognizes only two pronouns
>Cut military spending in half
>Lower drinking age to 16 and raise driving age to 21
>Create a Commission to review the wealthiest 1% of Americans to determine their contributions to the country and determine a tax rate based on findings
>Create a no fly zone around entire Middle East

Thanks, Sup Forumsro

Scrape Cheeto dust off my skin and take a phone call from the president of (not china)

glass bead everything between Israel to North Korea

Spend the entire country's budget on papa john's pizza.

Go and tell the chief of staff that he shouldn't not stop continuing the plan of Affordable Care but instead he go and rethink about it so we can be patriotic I guess

Illegalize Islam in America.

Start a modern crusade that erases its existence.

Create some form of system that doesn't inhibit the media's freedom of press but punishes them dearly for lying.

Make it punishable by firing squad to play Laura, Urien or Balrog in street fighter 5.

Immediately pardon those convicted of marijuana possession.

To be honest, I could do better than every faggot that became president but I will never be President.

Was my dream as a kid.

You're fucking trolling. Get the fuck out of here.
- Government owned anything is shit tier. You want to go back to dial-up?
- Where's the money coming from? We have a pay for others who can't plan in hospitals and it royally sinks the middle class.
- No sane person believes that the U.S. can switch off fossil fuels and still be an industry leader.
- Stimulating a global economy is bad?
- We don't do trains because they don't make near the income that cars do. And we have issues as it is with stability in automotive, you'd just raise the unemployment.

Most modern liberals have a view of government that was common before the Enlightenment so naturally they'll have some totalitarian sentiments.

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Install benevolent doctatorship.

Call him a bigot

Free Palestine and cut ties with israel

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>Government owned anything is shit tier
Oh, the fun of living in a country without working public health services.

kill all niggers

You drank the Kool-Aid.

Built that fucking wall.

Innovation just doesn't happen in government owned anything. I'm looking at you DMV.

Tell them both to go fuck themselves and handle their own shit and if they can't fix it let Russia deal with the mess their turn anyways

DEUS VULT

Be arrested for crimes against the republic. Jokes on those faggots I am the senate.

Order the execution of Maise Williams.

Sounds like you've put some thought into this, im going to print this out and post it on the fridge for you....

Yes, but I also don't believe in democracy.

I could think of a 100 people before I went after her. Why Maise Williams?

Make Bernie Sanders my VP, then resign so we have President Sanders.

He's memeing.

Send all the muslims back to their Hell holes.

The wailing on Sup Forums would be entertaining

They've got nothing on the People's Front of Judia. Look THEM up.

Nuke Berkeley, offer the victims food stamps in recompense for this horrible act of terrorism on American soil

do nothing

tax finanzed socialization of the complete educational and the complete health system. compulsive health insurance coverage for everyone with dues appropriate to the income of the insurant. americans believe it: it fucking works.

Turn off the internet.

Hey if they truly believe in America let them be but as soon as they flip the switch we flip the safety's off

Most innovation comes from war and the government. WTF are you on about?

>giving the presidency of the most powerful nation in the world to a kike

Not Boxxy? Or any other Queen of Sup Forums for that matter?
Quit trolling with cuck picks.

Declare I'm reversing Geo Washington's decision, and that the U.S. is now a monarchy. Name Barron Trump as my heir.

>caring that somebody's a kike
This is a very old meme.

Hahaha no you're counting out mr. Tesla

True. Except for useless things like the Internet, the interstate road system, space rockets, the web, the vaccine against polio. You know, useless nonsense that has brought nothing good to us.

Make memes legal.

Nice trips, checked.

I have.

Sadly I am not a model citizen and will probably never be President.

But I'd love to see my work carried out.

implement something radical. reverse income tax, communism. whatever, i just dont want capitalism. we need to do what japan does. we need every job to provide enough for a livable wage, one that can buy a single person an apartment, or a couple a small house. there should be enough to live on for a 45 hour week paycheck. we dont need millionaires buying italian cars and suits, owning several properties and living in only 2 of them.

Yeah true.

Maybe Eliza, too.

Or just make drugs legal, and let her kill herself.

Reinstate our god-emperor Trump. He's far more capable than me. Also I don't need all the negativity

What is the South Park episode memes kill people man cuz memes are bad mm k

Excellent wall idea!

Lmao no it doesn't.
"Muh german engines from world war 2. Muh bombs!"

Eliminate tax exempt status for religious institutions.

Fuk ur mum

Point out that the Constitution says the President is its defender, not the Supreme Court. Sent in the troops to force the Nine Philosopher Kings to recant, and revoke every single creative reinterpretation of that document, from Roe vs. Wade to Obamacare's inaction fine.

Get Obama to come back as my Chief of Staff and just let him run the show behind the scenes. What the fuck do I know about being president

>Where's the money coming from?
See, there's this guy, who had an entire campaign built around how to solve this issue, and half the others you mentioned

His name is BERNIE SANDERS.

You piece of shit.

>When you wanna cuck for an even bigger cuck

Executive orders un- oing every single f****** thing Trump has done thus far replace every incompetent ass wipe that trump appointed to his cabinet with confident experienced people an demand Putin release the golden shower tape of trump so inaccurate historical record could be made.

Well that's just made the intelligence go to zero but progress has only been made through democracy

>Obama
Thats gay, I choose Randy Savage