Previous edition: This is a thread for discussing the culture of the Southern US. Feel free to drop in and ask questions or talk about Dixie's food, customs, traditions, and identity. Posting music is also strongly encouraged. All are welcome!
There will be absolutely NO messing with Texas of any kind in this general.
>Invited: Virginians of the West or East, Tennesseans, Kentuckyians, Carolinians, Georgians (the US kind is preferred but the Caucasian variety is acceptable as well), Mississippians, Floridians, Louisianans, Alabamans, Texans, Arkansawyers
/dead/ had to make the general early in a poor effort to revive it lol
Brandon Sullivan
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Jaxson Myers
I live in Virginia and i'm a liberal Bernie supporter
Leo Fisher
FOY
Would like to second this, actually. Maybe the Shawshank Redemption or the Green Mile? All Coen Brothers is kino but those are the two other movies I can think of that are really "southern" in the same way.
Connor Thomas
I'm stuck in Folsom Prison
and time keeps dragging on
Brandon Jones
I bet there's rich folks eatin in fancy dining cars They're prolly drinking coffee, and smoking big cigars
Grayson Turner
I don't have anything against Bernie supporters, desu, just think y'all are naive. Trump supporters are guilty of the same thing though.
Kayden Rodriguez
>says increasingly nervous Northern man for the twelth time this week
Isaiah Foster
When I was just a baby My momma told me son Always be a good boy don't ever play with guns
But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
Nicholas Watson
1. You state 2. Does Bacon belong on Grits?
>England >yes
Cameron Powell
Tennessee Yes
Can you actually get grits there though?
Oliver Garcia
PA Don't actually know what "grits" is, not even kidding
Alexander Allen
Great now I am hungry
t. Eas' Texas
Ayden Bell
Why did the Civil War have so many famous generals? It seems like both sides have over a dozen guys that most people know at least a few of.
Evan Carter
/dead/ again bros what do we do
Elijah Hernandez
Because the generals got famous fighting geurilla injuns and probably mexicans too.
Carson Reed
>this one /cum/ false flag concern troll I see you
Kevin Lopez
/dixie/ will never die, it will rise again.
Brayden Nelson
>the US will never break out of its two party system >the march of tyranny will never end
Nathaniel Wood
That's actually true. Most generals became seasoned during the Indian and the Mexican-American wars and were garrisoned in Texas and the Southwest.
Btw, did you know the first Native American appointed to General was from the Confederate army. Stand Watie was his name
Michael Reyes
>Red rocket
Jose Morales
Hi im here to ERP
Luke Collins
i'm american and i'm from the south may i post here?
Ayden Walker
*checks the /dixie/ rulebook* hmmm this all checks out, go ahead
Brody Edwards
Hmnnnn. Here's a Yankee filter question.
Tennessee style BBQ or Texas style BBQ.
Nathan Stewart
nah fuck off
Henry Gomez
Excuse me, but this is a hospitable general
Cameron Martin
Marylander here.
State is buying property and tearing down the projects near my house and I was offered 300k for my property. Thinking about moving out.
What's a good inexpensive southern state that isn't a liberal shithole like Maryland? Love the crabs and culture but can't stand the nignogs and taxes.
Kevin Cruz
South Carolina I guess, if you want conservative but still want coastal.
Jaxson James
>300K Good god. Well all states are full of nigs now. I want to say....Tennessee or maybe Kentucky.
But Kentucky is going though rough times exporting all their jobs so probably Tenn.
Aiden Campbell
South Carolina was full of blacks though. Beautiful state, in fact SC,NC and Virginia was the most beautiful place I ever seen.
Justin Mitchell
Native Texan here so.... 300K...East Tennessee.
Alexander Gray
Oh didn't see the nignog part. In that case what the other fella said, Tennessee is probably the whitest state in the South that hasn't been overrun with Northern transplants. Just not Memphis, then you will >get shot
Virginia is very beautiful and you'll feel at home there as a Marylander but it's been completely swamped with outsiders.
Mason Perry
It's actually a trick question. Tennessee style BBQ is just a meme outside of Tennessee so anyone picking that would probably be a Yankee.
Angel Anderson
shoyu
Tyler Mitchell
>not Missouri style
Fuck you
William Bell
Nevermind, BBQ is the name of a sauce in Brazil. As far as I can tell BBQ refers to meat in America, no?
Alexander Carter
but the south can into mountains too
Adrian Baker
I like the fact that you guys created your own general. Congrats
Josiah Ortiz
See now it's not the nigs themselves that bother me. It's the Baltimore nigs. Holy shit Tennessee has some nice houses for cheap. Might consider it
Camden Martinez
I think bbq refers to what you call churrasco
Isaiah Gonzalez
Y'all, my phone is running really hot for some reason. It's a Samsung but not the one that was recalled, should I be chucking it out the window before it melts my face off or am I okay?
Jack Hall
yes thank you for welcoming me and giving me a total amount of 4 (You)s in this thread i'm off. please enjoy yourselves.
Logan Sanchez
>southerner """"food"""
Jackson Evans
>tfw you can't tell if Texas is saying it isn't part of the south or that it's creating it's own general.
Grayson Smith
You talkin' shit bitch?
Kayden Kelly
My family is originally from Shenandoah so I've considered Virginia but from what I've heard Virginia is full of northerners who moved in recently
Thomas Roberts
It's slowed down a bit which is a bit worrying, but thanks Texas.
Grayson Rogers
What you've heard is right. The state is under complete control of the very northernmost suburbs of DC which is almost completely populated by outsiders. This is the third straight election we've been blue because of them.
Isaiah Cooper
What's the worst place in your state /dixie/? >Georgia >Atlanta or Macon
Landon Hill
There is literally nothing wrong with grits, whatever they are.
Joshua Williams
Nobody down here puts that chive shit on the gravy
Christian Murphy
Kentucky.
Louisville can be, but Lexington is the worst place to drive.
Carter Richardson
Give it time. We are starting to notice it. At first I thought it was just a meme thread, but you are keeping it alive which is good. We can come here and ask specific questions about the southern US states. Doesn't need to be a follow up thread at all to be considered a general. If it dies, you make a new one. No need for autism. Keep it up bro.
Nathaniel Wright
South Dakota
Pine Ridge/Yankton
Cooper Rogers
>Virginia >Newport News I think it was, one of those cities in Hampton Roads, I remember being astounded that an urban area can consist entirely of auto repair places and gentleman's clubs and actually function
Kayden Peterson
Well if it slows down too much we can also find some other general to combine with, some wacky combination like /dixie/ + /desi/ could be fun for a while. Who knows.
Jason Edwards
Yeah to hell with that. I'm not even hardcore conservative. I'm just sick of blue state bullshit and want to ride my lawnmower without running into militant leftists blocking traffic.
That see wildlife that isn't on heroin
Anthony Green
Florida yeah
>not Richmond Kys
Dylan Miller
Yeah sometimes I want to leave this state but the ancestral connection to it is just too deep to be able to pick up and go somewhere else in good concious just because of some Yankees moving in. Maybe NC but apparently that's not too much better. I don't know why they fucking come down here anyway, I guess it's just cheap property.
Noah Price
>concious *conciounce durr
Nathaniel Williams
*goes to church*
Adrian Thomas
*socially ostracizes the Catholic family that moved into the neighborhood*
Luis Jones
>North Carolina
None, all of us have our own strengths and weakness!
Logan Green
There are worse places than Richmond but yes it should be demolished.
Jose Bailey
*Sees a car load of blacks, "there goes the neighborhood"*
Brandon Jenkins
*observes my daughter's wedding through a shotgun sight*
Josiah Lee
KEK
Julian Diaz
why does /dixie/ keep dying bros
Jackson Young
Really want to visit the Southern States tqbh, would I get beaten up by country boys or would they let me join them in their shenanigans of shooting cans and lynching niggers?
We're now approaching real Southerner hours, fellas
Joseph Parker
inbred cousinfuckers
Thomas Allen
>the PA "dixie is ded" shill is still at it thanks for the bumps I guess
highly unlikely you'd find yourself around any country boys unless you rented a car and went away from the tourist spots, but as long as you don't do anything stupid you'll be fine.
Dominic Rodriguez
Brits are well liked, especially if you're right wing. Since Farage started doing TV appearances on cable news here he's become really popular.
Carter Edwards
t. damn yankee in Switzerland
Robert Martinez
Farage even came over to Mississippi for a Trump rally. That gave him some props down south.
Elijah Gray
Why do non-texas states eat pork ribs? (instead of superior beef ribs)
That's good to know, I'm only about a 20 minute drive from where Nigel Farage is from in Kent.
James Richardson
Guess I am now
Jace Reyes
Southern hospitality is a real thing. If you're a foreigner, you're way more likely to get better treatment in the South than North.
Dominic Price
That's a stereotype. There are plenty of rational people in the south.
Juan Campbell
Pork is objectively a better meat for outdoor cooking.
Jeremiah Morris
Move north you godless heathen
Robert Sanders
@72269533 Shall not be humoring this behavior
Ayden Bell
Suck my dandy dick, daddio.
Luke Sullivan
Maybe if you suck at cooking
Jeremiah Hughes
Ever run into him at the pub?
Julian Hall
If I were to get off my ass and attempt to be both social AND productive, would anyone be interested in a Southern Esperanto club?
Dominic White
I've only ever spoken to Northern / West Coast Americans in real life, they all advised me against visiting the south outside of places like Orlando or Miami, but I've always had a deep love for the Deep South.
I just want a good wholesome neighborhood where I can have barbecues, go hunting, play sports and raise a family without shitskins or the government interfering. Unfortunately as a British person I can't really move to the USA unless I'm a literal millionaire.
>Sanders remained critical of Kentucky Fried Chicken's food. In the late 1970s he told the Louisville Courier-Journal: >"My God, that gravy is horrible. They buy tap water for 15 to 20 cents a thousand gallons and then they mix it with flour and starch and end up with pure wallpaper paste. And I know wallpaper paste, by God, because I've seen my mother make it. ... There's no nutrition in it and they ought not to be allowed to sell it. ... crispy recipe is nothing in the world but a damn fried doughball stuck on some chicken." Reminder that the Colonel does NOT approve of you patronizing KFC restaurants.
Isaiah Johnson
Not in the pub, he became a big metal trader up in the city and then got into politics at least 20 years before I was born, I saw him at a rally in my town of Bexley though during the build up to the Brexit referendum.
Jace Brown
That's bullshit Yankee propaganda. Southerners are the nicest people in the world.
Owen Foster
>I've only ever spoken to Northern / West Coast Americans in real life, they all advised me against visiting the south outside of places like Orlando or Miami So this is why we never get any visitors, those snakes are telling foreigners to avoid a anything that's not their neck of the woods or Mousechwitz
Zachary Bennett
Pure yankee media propaganda. The media, tv shows and movies constantly shit all over the South. Sadly it is the last acceptable cultural discrimination in the US. Miami and Orlando are not "The South"; The further south in Florida you go the more northern it gets. But yeah it's typical, non-Southerners will always say avoid the area between San Antonio and Richmond....and that is complete bullshit. Great song btw. That lifestyle still runs deep.
Chase Smith
Get a bit of the same problem up here in SD (Mt. Rushmoreland)
Californians and Yankee losers do their best to slander any part of the US that's not their own
