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The bee eff edition.
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How do I get to kiss him lads?

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Is it safe?

TEAR IT DOWN

Real new

pls janny don't delete me
won't post mitchell for a day i swear

this would be the optimum solution if i had books i could stack reliably

fuck it i'm going to the toilet instead

why don't u have a toilet

I like the way this impressive greater black daschund kills the sheep by instinctively biting their necks

gf just semaphore lined me this

night lads

someone tuck me in? :3 x

gf sent this to me by strapping it to a daschund

Put some mozzarella sticks and onion rings in the oven lads

need a gf to throttle

BABE

STATION

Damn fatty

I'm 5'11 140lbs

how did you retrieve the message without being NECKed by the creature ?

can't decide what to put on lads

willy size?

listening to cradle of filth for nostalgia from when i was 15

5'11 160 lbs here

about 7 inches, maybe 6.8

Damn fatty

>he is a manlet and a anklet at the same time

SCREECHING

CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES

killed a lot of snails and slugs
don't trust myself to go outside

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Got this bad boy lined up for tomorrow, but with chicken nugs instead of cheese balls.
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once stepped on a snail and broke its shell so i made it a new shell out of bits of plastic and shit

it was just like that one story from that one book by andy griffiths

What show are we all watching now lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=PwOjmVfvEqI

forged in fire x

grim

Otokonoko Delivery

>tesco no longer sells this product

robot wars and re-watching skins

Don't h8.

getting quite late

Literally got it on friday.

he's such a marilyn manson wannabe, that bloke

he's a manlet too

oneitis is great, near perfect personality for me. only problem is she never fucking replies. I ask her irl why and she always says "oh I forgot haha" and I took her phone and looked through her messages and she doesn't reply to fucking anyone, even her best friend.
how am I supposed to talk to her now

here we have some fine footage of the lesser spotted daschund hunting a gazelle with its signature throat attack

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x

wagie

>I took he phone

grim sign

you're 11/10 creep

your oneitis is literally me

you must not talk to girls
I take her phone every other day as a joke and mess around on it and I said "let's text someone then" and opened her messages and she said "okay i don't care"
alri soph

What do you call 500 penguins in Trafalgar Square?

doxd

wild cats are mental

saw in a documentary that cheetahs only sprint for 20 odd seconds otherwise their brain overheats and they die.

Lads what is it like to have a father?

>oneitis
Stop this

test

youtube.com/watch?v=PcnH_TOqi3I
Savage

sophia or sophie? i prefer the latter desu

Who was in the wrong here?

so-called gf then
doxxable info
(sophia)

AT LEAST TRY AND GUESS

The knight, for demanding potions that were too strong for him. The potion seller was entirely within his rights to refuse to sell a potion that would kill the knight should he drink it.

hmm still a nice name though tbf, never had a sophia rub me wrong, then again i've never had a sophia rub me

i dunno lol

the butthurt from little englanders in the bbc hys comments about the scottish referendum is palpable

OH FUCK

THAILAAAAAAAAD

just go about your business.

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>little scotlanders actually think they will ever get independence
screeching

stream pls

Even if they did, sucking off the EU isn't independence.
@ work

>@ work
wanker

>wanker
wanker

Lost

Get some work done for once you lazy twat.

It's the morning period where you sip coffee, read the news and check e-mail rn.

Exactly

>mfw Scotland's idea of ""independence"" is bending over for the EU and joining the Euro

thailad doesn't start working until after lunch

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this is a fairly accurate statement ngl

How did wanker become an insult

every bloke on the planet does it

I think it's implying: you have no choice other than to wank because you're repulsive to the opposite gender... or something.

how did virgin become an insult when we're all born virgins?

gonna be a good summer for watching the so called refugees swamp europe

I fucking hate people who think that the Brexit vote was illegitimate because all the people who voted for it were old people and 'their vote matters less than mine because they're going to die soon and I have the rest of my life ahead of me'

Yeah, why don't we stop old people voting in elections and referendums altogether? Come to think of it, the terminally ill aren't going to be around much longer either, why should cancer patients and people with motor neurone disease be allowed to have a say? Fuck them.

The Brexit vote will only matter as long as I'm alive. Old people totally didn't vote with the interests of their children and grandchildren and the long-term future of their country in mind. My short-term job prospects and my ability to fuck some hot Europeans on my year abroad is all that matters to me

God, I wish every fucking self-righteous stuck up millennial student twat would just fucking die painfully

we really need to leave before they all get EU passports

EU? more like e-poo.

read every word of this redditspaced post and loved it. very interesting and insightful. please continue

People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?

reddit spacing is like one sentence per line, that's not reddit spacing

because insulting kids by calling them virgins is mental

I love how easy it is to tell when someone didn't go university because they feel the need to compensate by using long words and philosophical terms

you are correct

bit cold out

Gf wants new furniture AGAIN

Don't understand what's wrong with her

She earns 70k after tax (much more than me) and just spends it on useless stuff and wonders where her money goes

now THIS is redditspacing

really gets the old noggin joggin

*furiously googles philosophical*
Aha yeah I agree mate

cant wait for this heatwave to end

they stopped to refuel in australia and argentina

*vapes*

irish weather