The bee eff edition.
Previously: .
How do I get to kiss him lads?
The bee eff edition.
Previously: .
How do I get to kiss him lads?
Is it safe?
TEAR IT DOWN
Real new
pls janny don't delete me
won't post mitchell for a day i swear
this would be the optimum solution if i had books i could stack reliably
fuck it i'm going to the toilet instead
why don't u have a toilet
I like the way this impressive greater black daschund kills the sheep by instinctively biting their necks
gf just semaphore lined me this
night lads
someone tuck me in? :3 x
gf sent this to me by strapping it to a daschund
Put some mozzarella sticks and onion rings in the oven lads
need a gf to throttle
BABE
STATION
Damn fatty
I'm 5'11 140lbs
how did you retrieve the message without being NECKed by the creature ?
can't decide what to put on lads
willy size?
listening to cradle of filth for nostalgia from when i was 15
5'11 160 lbs here
about 7 inches, maybe 6.8
Damn fatty
>he is a manlet and a anklet at the same time
SCREECHING
CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES
killed a lot of snails and slugs
don't trust myself to go outside
...
Got this bad boy lined up for tomorrow, but with chicken nugs instead of cheese balls.
tesco.com
once stepped on a snail and broke its shell so i made it a new shell out of bits of plastic and shit
it was just like that one story from that one book by andy griffiths
What show are we all watching now lads?
forged in fire x
grim
Otokonoko Delivery
>tesco no longer sells this product
robot wars and re-watching skins
Don't h8.
getting quite late
Literally got it on friday.
he's such a marilyn manson wannabe, that bloke
he's a manlet too
oneitis is great, near perfect personality for me. only problem is she never fucking replies. I ask her irl why and she always says "oh I forgot haha" and I took her phone and looked through her messages and she doesn't reply to fucking anyone, even her best friend.
how am I supposed to talk to her now
here we have some fine footage of the lesser spotted daschund hunting a gazelle with its signature throat attack
x
wagie
>I took he phone
grim sign
you're 11/10 creep
your oneitis is literally me
you must not talk to girls
I take her phone every other day as a joke and mess around on it and I said "let's text someone then" and opened her messages and she said "okay i don't care"
alri soph
What do you call 500 penguins in Trafalgar Square?
doxd
wild cats are mental
saw in a documentary that cheetahs only sprint for 20 odd seconds otherwise their brain overheats and they die.
Lads what is it like to have a father?
>oneitis
Stop this
test
sophia or sophie? i prefer the latter desu
Who was in the wrong here?
so-called gf then
doxxable info
(sophia)
AT LEAST TRY AND GUESS
The knight, for demanding potions that were too strong for him. The potion seller was entirely within his rights to refuse to sell a potion that would kill the knight should he drink it.
hmm still a nice name though tbf, never had a sophia rub me wrong, then again i've never had a sophia rub me
i dunno lol
the butthurt from little englanders in the bbc hys comments about the scottish referendum is palpable
OH FUCK
THAILAAAAAAAAD
just go about your business.
...
>little scotlanders actually think they will ever get independence
screeching
stream pls
Even if they did, sucking off the EU isn't independence.
@ work
>@ work
wanker
>wanker
wanker
Lost
Get some work done for once you lazy twat.
It's the morning period where you sip coffee, read the news and check e-mail rn.
Exactly
>mfw Scotland's idea of ""independence"" is bending over for the EU and joining the Euro
thailad doesn't start working until after lunch
...
this is a fairly accurate statement ngl
How did wanker become an insult
every bloke on the planet does it
I think it's implying: you have no choice other than to wank because you're repulsive to the opposite gender... or something.
how did virgin become an insult when we're all born virgins?
gonna be a good summer for watching the so called refugees swamp europe
I fucking hate people who think that the Brexit vote was illegitimate because all the people who voted for it were old people and 'their vote matters less than mine because they're going to die soon and I have the rest of my life ahead of me'
Yeah, why don't we stop old people voting in elections and referendums altogether? Come to think of it, the terminally ill aren't going to be around much longer either, why should cancer patients and people with motor neurone disease be allowed to have a say? Fuck them.
The Brexit vote will only matter as long as I'm alive. Old people totally didn't vote with the interests of their children and grandchildren and the long-term future of their country in mind. My short-term job prospects and my ability to fuck some hot Europeans on my year abroad is all that matters to me
God, I wish every fucking self-righteous stuck up millennial student twat would just fucking die painfully
we really need to leave before they all get EU passports
EU? more like e-poo.
read every word of this redditspaced post and loved it. very interesting and insightful. please continue
People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
reddit spacing is like one sentence per line, that's not reddit spacing
because insulting kids by calling them virgins is mental
I love how easy it is to tell when someone didn't go university because they feel the need to compensate by using long words and philosophical terms
you are correct
bit cold out
Gf wants new furniture AGAIN
Don't understand what's wrong with her
She earns 70k after tax (much more than me) and just spends it on useless stuff and wonders where her money goes
now THIS is redditspacing
really gets the old noggin joggin
*furiously googles philosophical*
Aha yeah I agree mate
cant wait for this heatwave to end
they stopped to refuel in australia and argentina
*vapes*
irish weather