*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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hello friend how can i help you
did you need somthing

"excuse me" and steps to the side because i was actually raised properly and have manners

however if he's tryna go that way i'm down to throw hands. i can bench like 235 lbs and i watch a lot of UFC

i'm an alpha male

I'm white so I just call the police, have him arrested for assault and sue.

youtube.com/watch?v=sk17NoHmbP4

That guy definitely benches at least 315... for reps...

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Excuse me, i am headed to work and i can't be late.

*tosses a fried chicken leg to the side, waits for him to give chase, and keeps walking*

bench this

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Nigga nice muscles I have an emplotmyment opportunity for you on my plantation

This except for the autistic ufc shit at the end. If he jumps me I fight, I lose most likely, no biggie it's just one ass whoopin

*teleports behind you*
nothin personell, nigga

Block this •sucks on bbc•

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>I can bench like 235lbs

It's not considered a bench press every time you lift your own fatass off a bench

Bingo

Kekd ty

Throws rapid rapid left fist to temple. Knocks clean out. Walk over body.

Is that honeybooboos mom as a prepubecent manboy?

first time I've kekked out loud from a Sup Forums post in a long time

thanks

have fun with a murder charge retard

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No it's a picture of op right before he fucked your girlfriend

Open fire.

Nigger shouldn't have been in my house.

How could he block my path through the center of what looks like a large rectangular room? Just walk around him.

>Sup Forums
>girlfriend
Good one

*Teleports behind you*
*Draws and swings katana with one fluid motion*
*You stare in shock for a moment, before your body splits in two*
"Nothin' personnel, kid"
*Runs away Naruto style*

2l8m8

Fuck, Beat me to it.

*Blocks your path again*

FUCK. typing on a phone really slows me down.

no joke man, i'm not scared of random people. I boxed when I was younger and can actually throw a punch so I will probably knock him out.

>*teleports behind you*
>HOL UP
>*smacks lips*
>What youse tryin' to say is
>*rolls up sleeves*
>What you white bois is saying
>*breathes heavily through gaped teeth*
>That we niggas can
>*pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline*
>That we can like get sum
>*snorts loudly through huge nostrils*
>Get sum of that you saying that
>*eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank*
>Hol up so u be sayin is
>*licks teeth and grins*
>That this little white gurl hurr
>*smacks lips profusely*
>SO HOL UP HOL UP
>*steals*
>SO U BE SAYIN
>*gets jiggy wit it*
>SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>*collects welfare*
>HOL UP HOL UP
>*licks teeth and smacks lips*
>AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>*does the crip walk*
>SO U BE SAYIN
>*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies*
>HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
>FINNA WE GON BE
>*sucks air through teeth*
>AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
>*pulls up sagging pants*
>SO WE GON BE
>*instinctively looks around for police*
>SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
>*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
>SOM FINNA
>*scopes dem titties*
>SO WE GON BE
>*shouts at movie theater screen*
>HOL UP
>*strokes welfare check pensively*
>WE GON BE
>*swings from basketball hoop*
>WE GON BE
>*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
>SOM FINNA
>*participates in a drive-by shooting*

Hey! We get it! You're a fag!

yea cause there's no black people in prison for murder

why am I in prison?

>pull out my gun
That nigger's done

Will not read

start sucking that bbc

Shoot him. Problem solved.

Logically speaking he's more built and more experienced at street fighting than I am. I'd probably just lunge at him and bit a chunk out of his neck.

*I put on my robe and wizard hat*

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So this random guy is going to be me to death for no reason in modern society? That seems unlikely.

>*blocks your path*

outta my way ape

you fucking half rate suburban nigger. I bet you started this thread to try to feel alpha. You disgusting cockguzzling furfaggot kike, go back to prison where you and your kind belong, you fucking monkey. You're no better than the dune coons, you mongoloidal imbecile. I hope you get brutally assfucked by giganigga while UberNigga fucks your waifu in front of you, because of course not even the poorest, most ratchet gay nigger hooker would want to even look at your jizz covered face. Your own jizz, no less. Your whore of a mother must have died in childbirth because surely no sapient being, human, sane, or not, would permit a such a massive fuckup of genetics as yourself to exist, you ballsucking queer. I hope you find the mental capacity to fucking die, you hopeless piece of fish's shit.

Nope, i just don't buy into this "hey what would do if this random man slapped your girlfeinds ass" shit. And it's a picture of a man who has muscles of something like i'm supposed to fear that. It's a fucking joke to be honest and the people who make silly jokes about it are a fucking joke when they know deep down they would fear a man with bigger muscles than them .

Doesn't sound like you have ever stepped outside of a white suburb.

Faaaaaag

if we tie you to the op we would have a full faggot

*pulls down his shorts and sucks his big black cock*

I would put you both to sleep.

I grew up in a mostly minority neighborhood and a beating to death never occured. Maybe a jumping but you're an absolute retard if you think people are constantly beating each other to death out in public

Where the fuck would I run into this dude?

If he's impeding my path in this small room, then I'm assuming that I'm on a porn set. He's probably asking me for like a juice box or a banana for his next porn scene. Which I would either give him, or tell the appropriate person to give him.

If this guy blocked me on the street corner in Philly, I'd probably just hand over my wallet.

If this guy was in a prison block with me and tried to rape me, it would be the most squirmy, ass-biting rape that ever occurred.

You're putting me to sleep right now with your faggoty bravada

>"get out of my way please"
>dude stays in my way
>ok? i guess you want to have it your way
>*takes out my katana and teleports behind him
>HA
>*slices him in half

*nuzzles and kisses* ^_^

*bravado?

I also knew you would say something like that. I mean I would put you sleep by smashing your teeth out.

Call the police and have them return him to its cell.

I'm not exactly sure why everyone said he was packing? He looks like he has a 5-6.5" penor. Is that big nowadays?

>make fun of his pubes and compare it to his hair

Nice tits.

Nah, those are synthol boobies.

Not that 315 for reps is actually an achievement anyway.

Bravada is the feminine form. Adjusted for your twink like ass

easy, teleport behind him

that's what you say when the guy did it on accident

I could bench 235 in high school. Guy in pic can clearly bench more

Then you sound like a lying faggot.

ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2015/crime-in-the-u.s.-2015/offenses-known-to-law-enforcement/murder

That sounds Spanish.

I honestly fear no man alive. I would rather take a beating than lay down and let someone walk over me. You know with me you had better be willing to fight and put me to the floor before you walk over me, and not many men are willing. You are probably included there.

Shank him and go about my day.

You are a retard dude that shit is all concentrated areas

Stand your ground defense. Try living in a free state faggot

*shoots the cunt*

Yeah I am scared of the big Internet bad ass dude. Plz don't hurt me

ask him to move. then wreck him if he doesn't. silly little niggers like him and OP without a scratch on their faces are as hard as liquid puppy shit.

*pulls down niggas pants and praises the bbc*

But you are scared of the guy in the picture op posted.

>Keep eye contact with the ground
>Thankful fedora brim keeps my face hidden
>Start to sweat really bad
>"Y-You too..."
>Attempt to walk around him
>Almost drop grocery bag with my dinner in it (chicken tendies with mountain Dew
>Nearly sprint home the whole way but have to stop every few feet to catch my breath
>Once home I immediately write on my anime review blog about how I survived an attack from a gang of street thugs
>Eat my dinner
>Fap to Blacked porn while apologizing for being a privelged white male
>Go to sleep for twelve hours

you sound like suck a fucking faggot

for context, bieber is 5' 6'', that pecker is 3inches max. have a nice day.

such*

this is autistic, your size shouldnt matter, your self worth should. Big or small put up a fucking fight dont be some wimpy ass cuck who just accepts this shit.

Btw size dont mean shit if he is on his back in a choke hold. There are many ways to win a fight. For example this guy is big but he wont be that fast, avoid his punches and let him tire himself out, his arms will fill with blood and restrict his ability to swing,

Was my response actually. Didn't sound so fearful to me. But again plz don't hurt me based Internet hardbody

I would punch your head in. Not everyone on Sup Forums is like you,

I see what you did there

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3HJo-BMOQ78
This is a sweet fight. But seriously the niggers and shitposters are everywhere

you sound like the fattest dick
please just stop being a big bigger online

nigger*
spell it properly nigger

Awggh mate got no choice here..... You gotta suck your way out....

Could be a grower. The girls he slams seem like petite model girls anyway.

*teleports behind him*
nothin personnel...kid...

im actually skinny af, you dont have to be a world class fighter to take someone down. Sorry that i actually value myself and wont just accept black dick like half you fucks.

Been in scenarios like this before (with other whites tho) and you'd be surprised how quick people drop when you hit em square in the nose.

*Teleports in front of him*
"Now it's personell, kid"
"Nice to meet you Tyrone"
"You can start by working the fryers"

Pull down my pants and try to hump his leg.

tickle his nipples

You just need a paradigm shift. I accept the BBC BECAUSE I value myself. I deserve something good.

*sprays in the face with synthetic watermelon followed by kicking him in the balls and stapling job applications on his face*

you should actually kys.