Secrets Thread

Secrets Thread
Here's mine: I've killed two local rapist and I'm planning on killing another.

Good.

Isn't that period blood on her nose

>two local rapist
wtf where do u live?

Miami
big crime city
crooked cops

You're doing gods work. If I wasn't sure this was bullshit, is offer you money to kill one here in my town. It'd be pretty easy once he got off of parole

How?

no

and how do you find these "rapists"?

first one was the guy who rapped my sister
ever since then i've had the blood lust to kill rapist

either they where already open cases or they confessed to someone i had working with me

Are you lolichan

Im responsible for poisoning the water supply of a entire town and about ten people died over a year from the water

>neat trips
nope

Mfw dont even have local rapists

most be heavy knowing that you caused that no?

No
It was intentional and I got paid to do it.

hahaah

SURE OP, SURE

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>Miami
>broken English
Story checks out. Vigilante confirmed.

How did you kill them? How are you planning on killing the next one?

Are local rapists better for the economy than rapists shipped in from out of town?

Okay, Dexter Morgan.

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not so fast now detective I'm not trying to get my plans spoiled by some snitch

Fought competition, now planning suicide?

Are you adopted by a police officer who found you in a shipping container full of blood and the dismembered remains of your mother?

how much did u get paid?

Did you look them in the eyes as you took their lives?

Went to China with my girlfriend during the Christmas holidays. Ended up sharing her around in random public places with strangers walking by.

i had sex with a boy

Do you post on a different chan that happens to worship cracky?

Tell us about the ones you killed, or your full of shit.

Good job, continue.

of course I did
its one of the best feeling in the world
watching the soul leave the body as the eyes go flat

no but i am a big fan of her

i met up with a guy from Sup Forums in washington recently, before i moved to australia.
i sucked his dick, he fucked me a few times, he was the big spoon, and it felt great.
the noteable thing was he said he only had 7 inches, but he was actually about 11, so i went in expecting good, and ended up with a sore throat and ass/legs for about a week and a half

10/10 would probably do again

You stop that. Griffith isn't even part of this story.

But have you ever raped a murderist?

mmm trips
go ahead and ask
ill answer anything that wont land me in jail or ruin my plans for this next one

I'm a fan of dumpster diving and will eat any clean food I find and keep anything that me

pics?

Kek

OP is Dexter.

Make it good fag

haven't seen cracky in a while

So full on, balls-touchingly homo?

How did you kill them?

ahh, the classic vigilante.

Good for you,
personally rapists are doing gods work.
But hey, you seem like a go get'r so cheers.

Lying faggot prepubescent can't even make up a good story for his MO

yes, it was great grtting fucked so rough while he also treated me well

one of them i chocked out using thermal gloves leaving so finer prints, burnt the gloves and put the ashes down a drain at work

proof? news article or anything to validate

You male or female?
How'd you know they were rapists?

How did you explain away the defensive wounds to mommy?

choked out
I cant spell today wow

Are you at least remotely feminine or did your your beards get caught in each other's pubes when you 69ed?

OP, we need to send you to Sweden or Germany.

You'll be like a kid in a candystore.

So you are VET or SK, i'm lookout and tonight ill watching John Willard i think he is MAF, hope escort dont RB me again then.

didnt 69, he fucked me, and i sucked him off
he was mostly shaved, so my light facial hair might have tickled him a bit

see see I live alone

>you don't kill me

That's just disappointing. I can hardly fap to this.

Not gonna stop me from trying, but I can't fap to this, goddamnit.

That answers 1/2 cunt, you male or female? There is a 50% chance of either, it's not going to give you away

>Secrets Thread
>Here's mine: I've killed two edgelord shitposters and I'm planning on killing another.

I would love to
I have a friend in Sweden and she tells me about how shes always being followed by men

Figured, when you told me you looked them in the eyes that you strangled at least one. You must be big? Or have just incapacitated them without them knowing I guess. Where may I ask? No details just like the basics. A bedroom, the shower.. you know.

From kik?

You don't have to hang out at work.
If you hang yourself at home.
Think about it.

How did you get away with it?
Tell me so I can do it.

im sorry =(

>ask for news article
>cant, because its too much information -__-

are you fucking retarded how many females do you know use this shit board?

3 makes you a serial killer. Fun times. Just don't kill me, I only did it once.

Here's mine: I've killed two local rapers and I'm planning on killing a brother

kek

heres mine: my two friends were killed, and ima kill the bitch before she get me next

those doctors were put up to it by the police :O

when he was getting in his car after work.
he worked really late hours at a retail store in the suburbs so it was perfect

>open cases

so you killed some people who might have been innocent?

if you live in my city its eventually going to come for you

Here's mine ... two of my rapist friends have been killed, and I'm planning on killing their killer.

No you didn't. You don't front choke someone to death, unless you're massive and they're tiny and not fighting back at all. The gloves thing just makes it more stupid.

names of those killed or case files?

I molested my twin as kids and as adults, I'm successful while he's plagued with mental disorders

Me and my friends wander around shit neighborhoods during the weekend so that we can bash junkies and take their stuff

checked, praise kek?

Do you think of life differently now?

you should film it OP and throw an onion site up. im sure you could get some scratch out of it.

Are you role playing as a young Dexter right now?

You're jewish, aren't you?

This is the only story in this thread I find believable.

there was proof of the rapes
unfortunately courts like to put blame on the victims with "you shouldn't of dressed that way" or "you where drunk and you might not remember consenting"
also these happen to people that I know very well

FUCKING BANNONDORF GTFO

"courts like to put blame"
bitches probably deserved it kek

>itt OP tells lies

I live in Missouri. How bout you sweetheart?

I've dreamed of this exact experience. I hope you're telling the truth OP but I have a very hard time believing you

Dexter Morgan?

So when are you going to kill your self? you raped two people of their lives.