What to do when your vagoo is so fat that seems youre hiding a benis?

What to do when your vagoo is so fat that seems youre hiding a benis?

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It's time to eat that thing.

idk i find pussy like that a big turn on

Prove to all men that it isn't by fucking them.

Pubic mounds are sexy as hell, especially in a low ride bikini

Let me eat it like groceries

OP could you please post more different angles?

Yeah but it can be a pain when youre wearing shorts

honestly you really shouldn't worry and if you do that much just lose a bit of weight or change diet. where are you from?

Have any pic examples?

Make lesbian smother porn.

better post a pic doggy style, just to be sure it doesnt look like a benis from any other angles

i'm not gonna fuck some stranger white knight over the internet. fuckin idiot. i came here for a simple question not for some creep to ask me where i'm from. fuck off.

get for fat pussy

you're married, why care

show us pics

So sweet, yet so salty...

First thing to do in that scenario is to post a timestamp.

Probably like her pussy.

ok you're an aussie white knighting? lol far from it, pussy is pussy tho

Like this guys?

and still you keep trying? sad. go back to jerking off to cartoon women you pathetic lonely person

Step one
Write time stamp on outer labia

Step two
Take photo

Step three
Post here

moar pls

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what a ballsack

Yes but with more timestamps

Puffy, but I'd smash.

gonna need to spread it with two fingers from between your legs, you know - for research and stuffs

Like it ? I love it

Wanna suck them juices out

Omg please take a shot spreading that delicious pussy

I'm too busy jerking off to the combination of your pussy pic and your angry, defensive abuse.

You have bigger balls than me.

looks pretty 10/10 to me...

Also, this is pasta.
This pic is being posted every day.

Oh! you guys seem a bit thirsty. I now feel bad for all this. Delete my thread, please. Also How could I remove taht first picture? Ive just noticed its showing my wedding ring

No timestamp yet. Pls go

Aw, don't stop. I'm really close.

Looks damn tasty

Show me your progress then

lmao, holy fuck. We should try and find this chicks husband and show her the thread.

Oh my! Please don't do this|!Hw would kill me

I don't know what the fuck you're trying to ask, moron. A pussy makes your penis disappear regardless.

Eh. Your interest if off-putting.

I, too, would also like to see it spread. The mount is what grabs our attention, but without the rest, we're kind of in the dark as far as any real problems...

looks really good to fuck

Why is a middle-aged woman on Sup Forums?

This entire thread is cringe

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Fine. You got me. Its not me, but oh well...My vagoo is pretty much like taht. And I Wont post cause Im not a whore!

Fine, don't post yours. Just post the rest of the set.

Whore.

>post to Sup Forums expecting sympathy
An attention whore is still a whore

Most vagoos I've fucked are fat.

Thats all I have from her... She found out I wasn't a man and stopped sending me.

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post a full body nude and a timestamp

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Los Angles San Fraisco

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ITT: newfags.

i can give free medical examination

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Aint nothin wrong with a mound thats got some squish to it. Feels good sinkin my teeth in.

exercise more, eat less unhealthy fats and more fiber

pubic mounds yeah, not fat lips

nice

Chuckled.

>What to do when your vagoo is so fat that seems youre hiding a benis


insert a kazoo into the vagoo.

problem solved.

Skirt, no knickers. Problem solved.

Can we turn this into a fat pussy thread please.

more pls

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Her clit looks great. Thanks for posting user.

Source?

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I think I'm going to puke

>Trap you can impregnate

Good wife material

EVERY man likes a meaty pussy, it's only the women that worry about that stupid shit.

agreed bro

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If you can't find the clit on this woman, you'd better giive up sex alltogether

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you know the rules
tits or gtfo
also show a timestamp

>black
>pierced nipples

I don't know why, but slimy pussies always make me want to gag.
I know it's supposed to be hot, but it's just a turnoff man.

Is it below that penis?

Fat pussy lips are one of the most wonderful gifts God has blessed women with. Never be ashamed of a nice set of fat pussy lips.

>slimy pussies
They have to get wet somehow so you can fuck them.

Found the Guinness book of world records Most Masculine Bros. They know their way around a vagina than 80% of women do. A PHD in vaginology if you please. PhD also stands for Perfectly Heterosexual Dudes.

guess the only answer is to get a vacuum pump and make it even bigger.

as a fully bisexual man, let me tell you this
vaginas are an ACQUIRED TASTE. Boobs and are fine when you get your first sexual encounter with them, but vaginas? Man, that's something that you need to get used to it, until you start to find it hot.

I used to find them ugly. Objectively, cocks are far more good looking that vaginas.

are you retarded or something?

fake. used a pump. not natural. doesn't count. gg.

I figure that the lubricant is mucus and tastes sweet, but it's still something I'm not keen on diving head first into.

(My ex wasn't a gusher like these girls, and I was rather particular about hygiene with oral.)

>fake. used a pump. not natural.

and today's award for stating the fucking obvious goes to user, for his ability to scream "fake" at what it clearly stated it was.......


were you dropped on your head as a child, or is this a natural talent of yours?

Somewhere between that tiny dick and long anus?