How does one hire a prostitute while avoiding the risk of gettting ripped off or caught by LE?

How does one hire a prostitute while avoiding the risk of gettting ripped off or caught by LE?

Marry her

If you find a prostitute, ask her if she will do some nude modeling for you (like posing for a painting). Nude modeling is legal, so an undercover cop will decline. Then after she accepts, tell her what your real intentions are.

what country are you in op? or which continent?

I'm in the US. I used Backpage once before, but I'm weirded out by them shutting down the Adult section.

>Bring a camera with you or use your cell phone.
>Tell her that you are wanting to make an amateur porno, which you will later be trying to sell to a distributor or perhaps starting your own amateur site.
>Make sure to bring a "contract" to make it look legit

real life isnt like a movie, kid. The cops could still let their decoy accept, then when shes with the john, just pressure him exchange money for sex. Even if its just IMPLIED you want to fuck, they can charge you. You will have a court date and if you hire an lawyer, it could be dismissed for lack of evidence. But the idea is you need to be smart enough to not let any of that happen.
ive fucked hookers. Go to a strip club, a lot of them will let you take them home for a price. If you wanna find one on the internet, go through an escort service or one that you can verify somehow.

come to europe and use something like open adult directory to find a highly rated escort. Any listing for an independant escort who wants more than 200 euro an hour is likely legit.
Would you consider coming to europe? I can recommend an amazing girl in Milan

Well, I heard that advice from an actual licensed lawyer who actually knew what he was talking about, not some random autistic ass clown on the internet with an unwarranted sense of self-superiority trying to act like he knew what he was talking about, so I'll stick with what the lawyer said.

Usually Lands' End doesn't care if you hire a prostitute, only that you know their clothes are Guaranteed. Period.

Simple.. Hire an ESCORT for their TIME AND COMPANIONSHIP and nothing more. Let whatever happens between you happen between two consenting adults. Hire a well reviewed one and there is a 99.99999999999% chance you will never even be involved in a prostitution sting, but even if you were, they would need you to make an admission that you were seeking to pay for sex so remember the golden rule... You're paying for TIME AND COMPANIONSHIP ONLY.

lol underrated post

Tell her to kill someone in front of your eyes, then you can be sure it's not a cop.

>strip club

Meh, the girls at strip clubs always seem to want way more than they're worth. $150-200/hh, OK. But stippers seem to want to double or triple that.

Look for escorts who say "no blacks," cops can't legally discriminate against race when planning a sting op.

No plans to go to Europe any time soon, although I'm going to Colombia this summer.

Never thought of that one.

Looking at reviews seems smart. Is The Erotic Review good?

And you have the plus side of fucking a whore who doesn't fuck blacks.

Are you fucking retarded? That's like the myth that a cop is legally obliged to tell you they're a cop when asked. I'm sure niggers will have fun with your retarded ass in jail.

The Erotic Review is good but a lot want references...it's worth paying for to find a good hooker but sites like Preferred 411 and Date Check are what you're gonna need if you're new. I used room service 2k but thats because it covers my area, its not popular in all places.

A racist whore, that is beautiful.

They're just trying not to get raped, robbed and murdered.

living where I live would be a good start.

100% legal

DONT EVER TRY TO GET AN ESCORT OFF BACKPAGE ANYMORE

LE has overrun that website now, this guy I used to go to school with got caught after he tried to get a girl from there. He was waiting on the parking in front of the garage and the cop car pulled up behind him so he reversed and ran over a cop or two and had meth on him. He is screwed. You have been warned.

Thanks for the tip. Although it seems like your friend made a series of bad choices...

Okay. Had similar questions and concerns before my first time. If you're in a major metro area it's easy. Suck it up and shell out $30 for a membership to The Erotic Review. Look for pros in your area, read reviews. It's pretty easy.

Yup, the dude was a retard. Not a friend just seen him at school and knew where he would end up. Fuck that guy.

Backpage doesn't even do adult listings anymore. They closed it down citing government censorship.

>Hire decoy prostitute
>Get suspicious
>Actually get her to do nude modelling
>Draw stick figure on canvas and show it to her
>.....
>Profit???

Figured. Thanks for informing m8

They all moved to the personal ads now.

-Use Backpage. Their erotic listings section has been shut down this year so all the escorts are posting their ads under the Women seeking Men personals now.
-Google the number or look them up on TheOtherBoard. Look for suspicious flags like the same number showing up under multiple ads with different girls/pictures.
-Again, TheOtherBoard is great for referencing. It'll not only tell you if they are legit, but what services they will usually do. (This will help you avoiding paying for just a weak handjob or something)
-When you call or text them, NEVER MENTION SERVICES. NEVER. (Do you do XXXX). Instead, just keep it short and professional:
"Are you available for an appointment today?"
"What rates do you offer?" (They will give you a price for time, 100/30min, 150/60min, etc)
-When you go to meet them, just bring what you need, a rubber and the cash. But keep it all in your wallet out of sight until they ask for the donation.
-They will typically ask you to "get comfortable" meaning strip down. Don't just jump out of everything, I usually get down to just boxers and see if they've taken off anything yet too (usually by this point they might be in their underwear or topless), and proceed from there.

That's about all I can offer. Just do your research, have common sense if the ad looks bad (fake pictures, no pictures, etc).

What irritates me about backpage is how many whores advertise themselves as "exotic" or "latina" when they're clearly just black.

>avoiding the risk of gettting ripped off
The risk of being ripped off is always there, it all depends where you go for them.

First and foremost, always have your "don't shit where you eat" rule. IN other words, if you live in a small city, there's a chance you could run into the prostitute/escort shopping at your only Wal-Mart at the same time you and your wife and children are with you. If the pro ever recognizes you, two things could happen. You're busted by the wife and on your way to a divorce. Or the pro starts blackmailing you.
*Maybe if you're into $5 back-alley crack-whores too stoned to recognize her own reflection, mmmmaybe you can get away with it. But then you have to worry about diseases.

Other rules such as "don't bring the hooker to your home", she'll case your place and steal all your stuff.

Never bring your REAL wallet, always carry separate wallet with a set amount of cash in it, and no credit cards. That way you get mugged by the pimp at knife point, or pick-pocketed, you just lose the wallet and a handful of small bills. Also, don't carry large bills, and know your territory. What's the local price for certain certain services? And only hold that much inside the wallet. So when it comes to the actual payment, she doesn't up the price and swindle more money from you when she sees you can afford it.

If your into street walkers, keep your doors locked, but the window opened a crack to speak with them, and still have a good look at them as you shop around. If you don't they'll jump in your without permission and put you in awkward situations, sometimes involving blackmail, or ratting you out to the cops.

Drive to where YOU want to go for the 'service', don't let the hooker tell you. She could lead you into a trap, with her pimp and his homies to work you over and take your car.

Go somewhere it's legal, in a brothel

You'll find lots of prostitutes there, some legal, some not so much. Easy way to spot is to ask how old they are

>"don't shit where you eat"
THIS was in walmart with my wife and turned around and saw a hooker i barebacked and blew a load in...luckily she didnt see me.

listen up OP im a sex addict and have been with atleast 80 prostitutes.

how to not get busted by LE.
-always use a free texting app that gives you a side number to set up appt and work out details
-stay away from backpage a lot of those are agencies, bait and switch, or LE stings
-MOST IMPORTANT tell the girl you need a verification pic. it needs to have a lttle nudity (cops cant send explicit images) have her write YOUR number on a pice of paper and take a selfie with it that shows her titties or pussy. alot of girls bark at this but explain why its important and offer to do the same. it doesnt need to show face but must show titties or pussy.

as far as getting ripped off, robbed, or worse its a crap shoot man ive been ripped off and robbed and had some tiny niggerpimp try and pull a gun on me. best advice. scammers usually dont like to do the verification pic, try and stay away from shitty areas of town, see if the girl is reviewed on ter or something similar, always drive around the area before stopping and scope everything out (pay attention to parked cars and just try and notice everything like your life depends onit cause it might. and after texting so far always call when your there and pay attention to backround noises on the phone, when your inside their place look at everything, ie doors, locks, and listen..

never have them come to your place. never take credit cards with you, hell even leave your id in your car. and never let your clothes out of your reach. its always risky so good luck

Just kill her afterwards.

also check out USA sex guide

herp derp

they all moved to the dating part of the site

Read the fucking thread that's already been pointed out.

no, reading is for faggots

hence why you do so much of it

and honestly bro youre better off just going to a massage parlor and getting jerked off...a lot safer and less chance of disease.

i really struggle with sex addiction but i wont go see hookers anymore now that im a father. ive had gonorrhea multiple times, chlamydia multiple times, and oral herpes on my cock. granted i have a terrible habbit of bareback but i got the herpes from a bj while i was wearing a condom. i thank god everyday that i didnt end up catching somthing worse.

my advice is dont go down that path and just try and find a regular fuck buddy

Or just go to fucking Amsterdam. The Red Light district exists, and it's 100% legal

Not everybody lives in the Netherlands