Things that actually happen but nobody would believe you.
---My uncle put a gun in my ribs after a night we were drunk
---I kill my dog
---I was in a fight in my college (there is a video about it on youtube)
---My dad beat me because i didn't give him money I had saved
---I spit in the face of a child
I had more but i don't remenber to much about it.
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give youtube link faggot
See? Nobody believe those things.
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Used to have my niece and cousin give me footjobs when they stayed at my parents place when I was around 15
I asume they are females, right?
How you gonna have a male niece??
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Im nerdy, socially awkward, neckbeardy, lived with my parents til i was 28, barely passed highschool, failed university and ive been homeless.
Never had a problem with women, and have a 10/10 gf.
Oh and i make 40k a yearm, but on a contract currently where im getting 3k a week after tax.
where you the one that hit like a bitch or the one that couldn't land a punch?
what's a yearm you fucking cunt
fuck you, you wasn't there, is more hard than you think
A typo. Big whoop wanna fight about it?
So you were the one that god sucker punched in the end.
Man dude you hit like a bitch.
>Male niece.
Please fucking kill yourself.
can't you see the bait?
seeing isnt believing, you have to taste it
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