Be me

>Be me
>Have a green beard
>More chicks than I can count
>Life is great!

nice doorknocker

>be you
>look a cunt
>10 years time look like cunt with baggy holes in face
>unemployable
Lifes great

irradiated sean murray

pfffft
>doesn't even dye his eyebrows green as well.

>Be me
>Have a green beard
>More chicks than I can count
>mfw I can't count
>Life is great!

just a slight correction

>Unemployable

clearly he'll be a barista for the next 50 years.

milennial cuck

fucking attention whore

>More chicks than I can count

That's what happens when you don't count the eggs before they hatch.

You look like you glued grass on your face, bro.

Doesn't count if you pick them at Hot Topic fag

fucking sadida

Oscar called and said that you're a faggot and wants his hair back.

>chicks ironically flirting with a sperglord
>spend rest of night laughing with each other how retarded he was

That's a more accurate description of OP's situation

Go to a gym you pudgey faggot.

Your face looks like a leprechaun's taint

>Be OP
>Have gay-ass green beard
>Go to Sup Forums for pathetic ego boost
>Fail

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Lol. You're never going to be paid a salary. Enjoy your life as a wage slave, dipshit.

Life won't be so good when you realize your meme piercings in your 20s ruined the any chances of having a career.

ops a faggot

>more chicks than i can count
the set of counting numbers starts at 1. you cant count to zero.

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Nobody impressed by is you was born, why even breathe.

OP never said he was counting in integers.

>be you
>lel i live in murica ppl are forced to tolerate special snowflakes
>ik lemme be one lel hey look guys I have genetically green hair ilmao
>lemme post my pics to Instagram
>bitch n word you can't handle my swag meow
I'm not a redneck, but if I was boy would I feel ashamed to be one because of you.

i bet OP cant even count to 3

it's not your green beard, you're just conventionally attractive. you'd be more attractive without the stupid hair dye.

bearded hipster meme needs to die

How's that stroke treating you

I was curious about this til I saw it 4 the 5th fucking time. you Sup Forumsros are on it tho. cunt

why are beards so popular these days? boys who cant even grow beards properly are growing beards, and it looks terrible. now we got faggots coloring that shit, like fuck humanity

Looks dope

This pic was already posted yesterday so im guessing its fake otherwise u are even a bigger faggot