So I bought this doll online and put a Jesse Jane fleshlight inside it and I've been fucking it for a couple of weeks...

So I bought this doll online and put a Jesse Jane fleshlight inside it and I've been fucking it for a couple of weeks mom found it what do I do she's talking on the phone and crying I'm 28 years old

Oh god. You disgusting pig. Kill yourself.

Tell her you thought she was 18

pics

put a mustache on it and say she 18

Actually... how long has the toy been on the market?

Are you the real life baby fucker senpai

lmfao!

I think he is

I recommend moving out of the house immediately.

If you have to live in a car, register a PO box.

Get a cheap 24 hour gym membership so you can shower and stuff.

awful new in here

an hero it's the only way

Da fuq?

tell her it's Realdoll that shrunk in cold

Mfw all these newfags don't realise this is a copy pasta

Do this OP. and buy a barbiedoll next time u needle dick fucktard!

Is it? Damn. This seems like a totally plausible scenario here.

mfw you don't realise we're just having fun

>just pretending to be retarded

Or just pretending OP is real and trying to come up with funny discussion.

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