I just went to public toilet with a mirror wall in stall and realised that I am a pläp. But my anus is normal...

I just went to public toilet with a mirror wall in stall and realised that I am a pläp. But my anus is normal, not like on picture. Is pläp anus a necessary requirement to be one?

pläp is a meme

But my ballsack literally hangs lower than penis.

It stands for "pung längre än penis", "ballsack longer than penis".

p l ä p

as it does for all white men
white penises are small unless erect in order to conserve heat in cold climate

That's probably only because you have a really tiny dick

>pläp
>pung längre än penis

Never knew this was an international phenomenon.

fix your posture and/or stop taking it up the bum

my white penis hangs lower than by ballsack

meat penis is not aryan
blood penis is

The requirement for PLÄP is the ballsack. Anus is optional.

what did he mean by this

whites are growers, not showers

My ballsack hangs lower than penis but they are both small

Is he sticking his finger down his urethra?

Welcome to the club, Pläp-Tyrone Jr.

I'm sort of a plap, but I think it's because I'm morbidly obese.

but I'm somewhere in between then, I still nearly double my size when going hard but it hangs lower than my balls when soft
Swedes may not be representative of all white people. My parents are british and I'm white to the point where I can't get tanned despite living in australia

Swedish tradition, you fucking bigot

Bumping to remind newfigs what a quality thread looks like

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thank you poland

Thanks, slavbro. Let's make this thread more Sup Forums-related though.

1) your cunt
2) are you a pläp?
3) how do you feel about this? Will you ask everybody to call you Pläp-Yourname from now on?

sissy

>tfw westerners actually believe that homosexuality should be legal

Yes, we should ban what two consenting adults enjoying doing with each other at the expense of no one else.
What other things should we outlaw, user? Music? Making fun of religions?

I hate taking shit because my penis touches the inner ring of toilet. Imagine all the diseases I've got so far.

It's a significant problem too, I even touched toiled bowl itself (not only seat) from the inside, it's just disguisting.

Yup, this is exactly what I meant.

>flap your pläp

>tfw not fläp
does this mean I'm infertile?