It's that time Sup Forums

It's that time Sup Forums.

>tfw still (feel like a) worthless loser

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Also forgot to mention
>still no bingo

Oh fuck...

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Why would you lie on a Kamchatkan rock collecting forum?

I dont even feel like a winner

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i'm not very normal
>26 years old guy

>Kamchatkan rock collecting forum

kek

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>doesn't use social networking sites

So you don't have Twitter, Facebook, YikYak,Tinder, YouTube..?

i have a facebook account, but i dont use it
youtube is not a social network

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I guess my life is pretty shitty right now

NEET virgin detected

You don't know my age bro.

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>19 and alone

Well, at least you're not fat.

This is the saddest one I've seen yet.

ok

What do I win?

I feel okay with this.

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Eh, could be better, could be worse.

Lose weight.

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>Eh
Canadian detected

If u want we can meet up and I can reeee just for you bby ;*

breathe

Ok...

p-please senpai

I have been losing weight, currently in the process of losing some more.

Autist detected

shut up faggot

>Autism intensifies

>says gril loves him
>still virgin
>meant his mom

Pic related, the girl who told him she loves him

Still don't know my age...

>most of these happened when I was in high school

When did you lose your virginity?

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>pink

God damn, these feels I am having.

underage /b&

so close...

I feel like im turning into Bill Dauterive after girlfriend broke up with me before our one year anniversary.

I'm disgustingly normal

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would be a lot worse off if I didn't have a gf (almost 1 year)
also, I'm not fat but not in good shape

You win your life.

The amount I drink says this is false.

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How can you not fill 75% of the chart?!

Bam.

yee

oh boy

You've never even smoked a spliff?

How much of a fucking square are you?

>tfw your only achievment is to get wasted with fellow channers on week end
wew

You didn't cross off literally the easiest ones. You've held parties, done drugs and slept around. But you couldn't get 10 fucking friends?

this thread is a prime example why Sup Forums is so bad

adding from op since we've done the same things

k here I go

Because I'm an opinionated asshole that doesn't tolerate idiots.

I'm more of a friends with benefits type guy

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What keeps you going, user? Tell me your secret so I might learn.

I've got 2 degrees and a PhD from an Ivy League school.
I'm working my dream job.
I'm not a billionaire but I wouldn't have financial problems for the rest of my life if I got fired tomorrow.
I'm not /fit/ but I'm not a fat neckbeard either.
I'm not in debt.
I have a small circle of close friends.

All I'm missing is a girl - a lover, a friend, a homemaker, a mother to bear my children, a foundation I can build upon, a muse who inspires me and gives me purpose.
Not even gold diggers are interested in me.

I have everything yet nothing.
I contemplate suicide on a daily basis.
I'm sitting all alone on a Friday night in a house I bought to start a family in. Pathetic I know.

I'm 31 and live with my mother. I held the birthday party when I was 13, and had a job in highschool for 6 months.

>feelsbadman.gif

23 year old homo britbong living on my own.

Me too, but still... Didn't go to uni or what? Because if you got through uni without finding 10 people who agree with you, you are a miracle of nature.

im not fat but not really skinny

/fit/ in one picture

I haven't done any of that.
It feels fucking sad.
I hate being that one friend that everyone calls last.

>5 sexual encounters
>hasn't lost virginity

faggots get off my board

Went to Uni, have a job, go to bars, socialise. I just cull people if I feel they're full of shit, family included. And I feel all the better for it.

In my defense re: prom, I was homeschooled. That said, I probably still wouldn't have.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm pretty sure my parents are proud of me, at least. And to get the rest I have to get divorced (Or be really sneaky)

It's not hard mate. Get a paying job in labour or transport or retail or whatever. Once you've got money you can go get fit, go clubbing, learn some social skills, if you don't have friends already. Get to know some people to hang out with in a social circle, eventually you'll have enough confidence to date online. That's the social side, at least. Get out there and fucking do it user.

thats not what I posted.... god dammit 4chins

Fair enough. Might have to give it a whirl myself, though i doubt I'd be left with 10-.

Go to the gym, then the side pieces start appearing.

>tfw you think your parents are proud of you but you haven't moved out of their fucking basement.

To be honest, I think more than 10 peeps would rock up to my funeral, but I wouldn't consider 10+ to be my friends. It would be mostly just people rocking up to feel better about themselves. Fuck those people.

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If you interpreted it like that, I'd be struggling too. Only got like four friends i actually like. Solo rider til the end.

I work as an electrician. The money is alright. I never got the grades, so all my friends went university and I feel like I'm not moving on. I'm sick of this fucking shit industrial town (Widnes)

Hope to move abroad soon. I've had enough of this country. I want a fresh start.

I guess I lied, I've done some stuff on the list.

In a world where half of everybody or more is fat, the man with one eye is king.

You will still have to interact but older women will jump on you.