>walk into kitchen
>see this
>wat do?
Walk into kitchen
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Fix that goddamned cloth towel so it hangs straight.
I have OCD.
I mean O.C.D.
Undress her
Stick broomstick up her ass
Use as a mop
Probably fuck afterwards
Before anyone asks, girl is Megan Turi and there's an archive of her old videos on YouTube.
who the fuck is she and why the fuck is she in my house
like, I already have a GF, I'm not gonna go after some crazy chick who broke in
this pic is 4 years old
lay down, crawl over on my belly, and stick my face in her ass
Commit murder, watch the muppets while fucking her corpse. That would be a romantic moment
change the locks on the basement door
Megannnnnnn
>Put on "About a Girl" by Nirvana
>Put a current picture of Kurt's daughter on the fridge
>Fart very loudly
>Walk away
ok if I discard this info and discuss only the picture.
I think she is trying to get pregnant. like in the "The Big Lebowski" movie.
XD
so I will try to inseminate her, again.
>walk into kitchen
>step on something squishy
>look down
>a girl lying on the floor with her head rekt
>get my nesquik and leave
nigga I don't look down when I'm walking
teabag her
"Who the fuck are you?!"
Tell it theres something wrong with the dishwasher, its laying on the floor.
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Damn do you know if she done any tongue request videos?
OJ CHUJ
NOW THAT WAS VERY FUNNY XD
MEGAN TUURRRIII THREEEAADDDD
No idea, but I know there's a video of her sucking on a lollipop quite seductively. She was big on one of Sup Forums's other boards some years back, I think it might have been Sup Forums. Her sexiness doesn't seem to be intentional, more like accidental or serendipitous sexy.
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>Take jews out of oven
>put girl in oven
>take crispy girl out of oven
>put jews back in
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lol
Lay down in that pose next to her.
Took the words right out of my mouth
instantly sniff her bum
>get a pair of socks
>put the socks on her feet
goddamn...i hate feet , i hate them even more if they are naked
Don't women do this so they have better chance of getting pregnant.
Have her hold this position on the bed and give her a sound bare bottom spanking.
i would too
ask how she got out of the basement
Imitate position to establish contact
Tell her to make me a sandwich
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Not knowing what OCD is
mm.. Mikäs neidillä mielesä kun hymyilyttää??? Taitaa kyrpää tehdä mieli,,? ;)) ellen ihan väärässä ole. Voisin vittusi uumaan tunkea kyrpäni,,se sykkii sisälläsi tunnet kuinka mahla mehut valuu vittuusi,,, Vai liekkö jo neiti saanut tarpeekseen?? Hymystä päätellen,,, Oikein häpykumpusi pullistuu,,tyllerö vittu :))
Speak english boy
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kloppi jumalauta nyt se turpa tukkoon tuuppa kiuru veelle sanomaan niin lyön nenäs poskelle saatanan nulikka et taija omistaa ees vehmeriä
lol
Fine, I fix it and then open and close the oven 32 times, tapping my right foot 3 times on the last close cycle. then fix the towel again.
trip
neck hits counter
paralyzed
suicide years later
son comes home for funeral and goes on journey of self discovery
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Crouch down and blow ass in her face. It will teach her not to lay down on the job.
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