/brit/

stop doing stuff I disprove of edition

E-celeb edition

*of which I disapprove

stop liking things

Chose what I watch next

ok i finished gta v
now what

im 21 but could pass for 17
fuck this babyface of mine

*fucks this babyface of yours*

im 63 but could pass for 53

>2000 years ago success is defined by how good a man is at hunting and fighting
>1000 years ago success is defined by how good a man is at farming
>300 years ago success is defined by how daring a man is and how far he will go across the world
>100 years ago success is defined by how good a man is at manual labour
>present day, success is defined by how good a man is at navigating a office full of bitchy women and incompetent managers

AH

YES

STOP IT

He could've used "that" but "which" would be incorrect there.

Farting like crazy lads

Burning my arsehole and it stinks like hell

years ago success is defined by how good a man is at manual labour
uhh no

i dont care about all the other arguments, letting women into the workplace was a disaster for men everywhere. I hate dealing with them

>go to the cinema with /thelads/
>it's a 15
>i get ID'd, no one else

JUST

There are Internet in Ethiopia?

I'm male but I could pass for a female
Fuck this banging body of mine

...

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>100 years ago success is defined by how good a man is at manual labour
dumbcunt

the UN is compromised

>Success being defined by a man

4G mobile, amigo

i got asked for ID into a club when my friend knew the bouncer
he was letting us all in and then stopped me

Hide post. And I'll leave this thread now.

Was thinking of mining and factories, bit more than a 100 years granted.

*headbutts every single inhabitant of the Republic of Ireland in one fell swoop*

*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes massively oversized sword*
heh.. you.. better.. start.. running.... kid

is that thing that akon said true about most people in africa being on the internet, just via 3/4G phones

>21 years into sedentary lifestyle and estrogenic foods and he gives you this look

Getting a bit sick of all the British and Irish whining on this board which basically amounts to "fuckin Yanks muh cultural appropriation." Fact is these days you appropriate our culture much more than the other way around. So blow it out your arse.

In urban areas, yes. Although data is costly for locals.

>heh.. you.. better.. start.. running.... kid

*bums everyone in this thread*

hey.... hey yank.... foy ;) x

You think your asshole comments are funny. A bunch of stupid asslicking cocksuckers is what you all are. every last one of you. I'd like to burn you at the stake after smashing you toes with a sledgehammer for a couple of days.

why do yanks watching talk show hosts and stand up comics as if it was a political lecture or rally?

Who /CHAT SHIT GET BANGED/ here?

*unleashes a foul torrent of shit all over your lower body the second you try*

squealing

>incompetent managers
yeah i'm sure you'd be much better lol

>migrants STILL going to come over in droves
How's brexishit working out for you, rorke?

thats my fetish though

its a problem for everyone though, not just rorkes

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i don't know how the talk show format dominates there
its so boring

ed sheeran is 5'6

Srs?

no he's 5'8

well then i guess it's a win win
have at it

success was always superficial as donald going into the white house

Why do women cream their pants over him?

He's very average

the migration will never stop either way imo

migrants were literally just a scapegoat exaggerated by the media and lapped up by people who don't want to think about complex issues.

still a problem nonetheless

hmmm i wonder why....

not an argument

Daily reminder Brexshit will be a trainwreck.

>shitskins escaping from their country
>'scape goats
hehehe

wonder if I can make it to UBI without working

wasn't responding to an argument so it wasn't needed

literally jesus

doing a dangerous lecture post lads

daily reminder it's still literally happening and there is NOTHING you can do about it

fuck off underage

kill yourself. don't take us with you.

if the country fails im just going to start a factory and start exporting to capitalize hahah

i don't browse in lectures cos i dont want anyone i know to see i browse here
so many fucking people browse reddit in lectures though

>being THIS upset and impotent
i am in tears

why not do that anyway

kind of want brexit to do badly so that i can laugh at england
kinda want it to ruin irelands economy too so I can laugh at irish lefties

>capitalize

FOY

reminder to all you 6'10 lanklets out there : LMAOing at you right

sat at the back it's alri

you will still be in tears when your country is third world

lmao I bet you plebs were too busy smoking weed to actually vote then protested outside parliament when real men won

Hope we don't shite ourselves again with the second referendum

I'm not either of those things you fuckwit

ha

hahahahaha

HAHAHAHA

studying at uni atm but won't see the point in it if the future is looking bleak so i'll fall back on my previous knowledge

what about 5'12?

t. Nicola DURRgeon

"No"

I thought i saw that parliament approved it yesterday?

""No""

I voted

haha you've got egg on your face now

Can't bloody wait. Scotland will be Sweden 2.0.

you're clearly very upset, and you're impotent as you cannot do SHIT to change it

ah yes definitely something you want to have bordering us

>posting the edit
manlets, when will you learn lmao

>brexit
jesus how are you all so poor?

How comes remainders are such terrible people?

>Most don't actually vote
>cry when they lose
>protest
>make pathetic little online petitions
>cry for another referendum

Banter will be worth it.

don't understand what point this post is trying to convey

Lads, I'm gonna call this girl and try to set up a dinner date tomorrow but I'm shit at phone calls.

Any advice?

I'm a student, too busy dealing with such trivial matters

>why yes we should definitely leave the EU based on the uneducated decision of 17,410,742 people

git gud

jus b urself ;)