Can someone americanize these measurements for fucking retards like me

Can someone americanize these measurements for fucking retards like me

Grams you fucking idiot

Lol he really is a retard..

I hope this is bait.

Don't bother. Shit doesn't work
It falls apart like nothing.

Dude that doesn't work I already tried it just crumbled when you start fucking it. Big mess and waste of time don't bother

I MEAN VOLUME RATHER THAN WEIGHT OKAY LET ME LIVE

this creates mustard gas do not bother \b\roes

>mfw I bought a fleshlight (butt, asshole and vagina, not just a tube) and never use it
>mfw I could spend that money in a escort instead
the reason I don't use it is bc my glans is kind of sensible

Ask google you stupid fuck, there are conversion services available.

Well you just replace "tall glass" with "short glass".

>volume rather then weight
What? Are you asking how much space it will take up? Why do you need to know this.

I tried that shit and it didn't work. It breaks too easily.

>my glans is kind of sensible

Any other suggestions? I know glove thing doesn't work either but maybe it was just too cheap

*sensitive

fucking english

Try rape

2 sponges in a glass with a strong disposable glove in the middle.
Wrap the wrist of the glove around the mouth of the glass. Might need to poke a hole in the glove.
You can even wet/warm the sponges and if feels as good as the stupid cornstarch thing, no mess.

Sounds good, thanks

Yo, it's 50/50 by weight.

If you don't have a kitchen/weed scale, make a crude balance beam with corn starch on one end, and water in the same shape/size/material container on the other side.

Fucking duh

Yes. Let's listen to fucking Jesse Pinkman over here and use a balance beam.

So i can subject the the water displacement from my penis. I'm leaving it in the cup so it doesn't crumble. I want to make one I can fuck for several years.

Subtract*

just buy an fucking onahole on jlist, you can get one for like 8 dollars and package is discreet

Can vouch for this. It solidifies, but crumbles under the slightest pressure.

One sec op

put a sock on your arm and roll it off so it looks like a donut, but a glove in it and wrap the wrist around the donut. add lotion and enjoy

Use it with a condom.

66 mL of Corn syrup
200 mL of water
2.23 oz. Corn syup
6.76 oz water

Corn starch, not syrup

In your case, use a shot glass rather than a tall glass

for shit's sakes, OP. seriously, please be bait.
id rather take the bait than know that people this stupid are on the same plane of existence.
it doesn't matter, it's equal parts starch and water, then double the water added.
doesn't matter the measurement, just fuckin ratio this shit out. or you could google it like a mathematic retard. up to you.

Poor illiterate idiot. No wonder you have a giant Cheeto for president.