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Has a dog ever been your country's Air Chief Marshal?

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1st for Malaysia Boleh!!!!

having sex

1st for fuck me

KUONTOL

The Strawpoll has spoken: Memenose is old and busted, pic related is /asean/'s new mascot.

5th for Fuhrer Prabowo

xth for imouto

Bakahime~chan ohayoooooo, how are you 2day? i hope u r happy with smiles

And Satania is best girl

Moooooo

1. Funny way to spell "worst"
2. That's not Gabriel

>forcing this meme
Nobody really knows who dat bich is

>moo saying moo

Happy to rape you

>Not Vigne

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haha very funy, u so cute, a CUTE! i want to protect your smile

When you fap to Satania, you are defiling Satan and doing god's work

>not Raphiel

Why do Americans hate healthcare? Do they want to die unhealthy and fat?

>inb4 hurr durr taxes bad
>inb4 hurr durr jerbs if privatisation
>inb4 """"choice""""

Celaka. It's that pelacur again. Go fuck some sex tourist for monies

Want to play Wakfu with me?

Not Raphael?

There can only be one

1st for anime

Because they are a bunch of brainless idiots who will do anything that their Zionist overlords order.

This.

why don't you fucking degenerate weebs go back to your containment boards? there's like a bunch of them you know
>inb4 huurr 4chins made 4 weebs AFA boleh
fuck off wanker. even a zombie with half an eaten brain could figure and sort that out. go back to Sup Forums or /jp/ or wherever shithole you belong you fucking piece of shits.

t.Ramon De Guzman

Sup Forumsasean/

It's in the name.

I agree. Second for date with (You)

There's a bakahime picture made by user yesterday. Post it

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I think the problem is the fact they are forced to pay healthcare.

WTF i love Flips now.

(you)

>been to Japan thrice (five times if you include stopovers)
>talk to Japanese people while there
>only 1 in 10 people know my favorite singer
>most people, young and old, had never even heard of her
>CD stores didn't have her CDs except Animate
It was painful, but I got used to it.

Two words: laissez-faire. Also they prefer insurance to free healthcare.

do the locals prefer to call HCM City as Saigon?

Inshallah

Mod is a cuck

Yes, all Vietnamese do.

Inshallah

preach it brotha

But I thought Vietnamese love "Uncle Ho". You even built a mausoleum for him (against his wishes since he wanted to be cremated).

おこってる?

500hrs of mspaint + psd

Sài Gòn is shorter and more convenient.

Let's ERP

Yes

I honestly wish we had more Thai/Viet/Laos and Burmese posters desu

Because he fell in favor against "Auntie Pimp"

คุณรู้หรือไม่ "อะนิเมะเทศกาลเอเชีย"?
คุณรู้หรือยังว่า BCC?

Invite them to Singapore :^) unity through diversity

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*Waits*

*sips tea*

they will prolly argue about their rightful ancestral land

Invest in Burma

Sips your pussi

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Speaking of cows
bernama.com/bernama/v8/newsindex.php?id=1337035
>Government To Set Up National Dairy Board Early Next Year
>"We are targeting Malaysians to drink 50 litres of fresh milk annually in 2050 and for that demand, we need 2.260 billion litres of fresh milk each year with about 223,014 cattle compared to 21,000 cattle now.
What is the point of turning the country into milkdrinkers anyway?
Just importing some sweetened condensed milk is enough to supply local teh tarik needs.

Is that why malaysia is the fattest asean?

Wê cân nốt speấk Ếnglịsh fãm.

I still don't understand why don't ASEAN countries produce milk. Over here almost all the milk sold in the grocery are imported from New Zealand (even Alaska, whose milk comes from NZ through Thailand).

Look at their flag. Does it remind you of something?

Yes. Reminds me of the stripes of red all over your body after a BDSM session

>shortlasian

*dodges*

Too late. Finger is now inside

much better
but now I want to eat again

see this shit? he's going heights trying to communicate using a fucking foreign language he knows nothing about just to ask someone if he likes anime or not.
I never had the urge to strangle someone, in between their non-existent collar bones and three layers of chin, ever in my whole years of existence. FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK

Actualy, it reminds me of kerokan (google it).

only you can make a difference

That can also happen with BDSM

I love goat's milk more. I think I'll quick my wagejob and make a small scale cheese making.

MKL is the nadir of Retardation.

Kerokan IS BDSM.

I believe only anisonfags and maybe anime and VN otakus know her.

Interesting. Speaking from experience?

The funniest anecdote I have is that when I went to Don Quijote in Nagoya, I was asking the salespeople if they knew her. In the checkout counter, there were three people: the older woman knew her, while her younger co-workers didn't, and she had to explain to them who she was.

Also, I toured Tokyo last year and my tour guide didn't know her when I asked; she had to look her up online.

You should try kesong puti. It's made from carabao's milk and not goat's milk, but it's delicious, especially when fried.

I heard of people who ejaculate during kerokan session. Not me though I find no satisfaction in hurting my lovely body.

Did you know the Vietnamese government build Ho Chi Minh statue in Laos? Even the local people thinks it's stupid:
rfa.org/english/news/laos/statue-10162014150403.html

Saigon was its former name and the capital of South Vietnam. It's only after 1975 that it gets renamed to Ho Chi Minh City, but I don't really know the reason behind it other than claiming victory from the Viet Minh I think.

>Invest in Burma
They can't even get their Dawei project running, so much for killing Port Klang and Singapore with shortcut ports and railways.
Nope, that would be secret Philippine conspiracy to make the country fat with coconut milk.
The soil.
In case you didn't realise it our soil are rich in iron (red soil). This type doesn't produce the same type of grass in Aus/NZ but instead grass that is mostly water and doesn't make your cows fat.

Yeah I wish we will see Laos posters but alas I can't find it inside /asean/ even though I'm a newfag to these threads.

>turns on tv
>it's filipin sinetron
>turns it off

Well, they rename most things, and created more provinces.

What show was it? Funny how Flip shows are exported throughout SEA but shows from other SEA countries don't usually end up here.

That's because you're racist

I did recently read that Flip dramas are gaining popularity in Subsaharan Africa. Dunno about dramas from other SEA nations.

Hey, I like you profile pic.
Hatsoonay meeko? Very cute.

You mean [spoiler]through Facebook or Twitter?[/spoiler]

something light perhaps?

Oui, mademoiselle!

hehheh

Are you feeling positive about it?

im racist and im proud, because i have a choice, and its my rights

Preach it senpai

cina babi
roketkini.com/2017/03/13/hak-melayu-bumiputera-terbela-jika-pakatan-harapan-bersatu-menang-pilihan-raya/

dis u?

how is that racist