b I need your help. GENUINE zoophile here. I am serious:
How do I fuck my dog? Or more accurately get my dog to fuck me.
I just want it to ream my hole hard, and I don't know how to get him interested. I hear it's important to train them right, and keep their feet from scratching. Plz help if you have tips.
Pic related.
You should ask a psychologist.
Dude I know I'm sick :( but this is happening whether fido wants it or not...
Can yo help?
Tape socks around their paws gently, make sure that they're not too tight. Practice on making the dog comfortably, begin by grabbing the base of their penis inside of their sheathe and gently stroking it until the end pokes out. Continue to stimulate it until enough is out, and perhaps suck on it a little. Be wary of signs of discomfort.
Get on either all fours or on your back missionary. Position the part of his cock that's showing to your asshole, and help guide him in. Grab his ass or back paws (depending on position) to help him pound into you without missing or slipping out.
Use lube, and make sure you moan like a bitch while you take that doggy cock, user.
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You sound experienced.... do u have greentext to share? It's hard for me the way I am :(
>help him pound into you without missing or slipping out.
What about the knot? I'm scared of the knot.
For the knot, try missionary position first. You'll have to position yourself on either the floor on top of a pillow, or on the edge of a bed. To make sure he doesn't knot, keep a secure hold around where it would form, and when you start to feel it thicken, move your hand to block the knot from entering and still allow his tip to keep penetrating you.
I have greentext, but will only share if others are interested. Otherwise, lmk if you have any more questions
greentext pls
Another user here, I'm most certainly interested in a greater story. I always wanted to try to dabble in such myself.
here for greentext
>Give me that green text
Green pls
plz! I need the greentext.
>move your hand to block the knot from entering
Is it safe to have the knot inside you? I read a story from a girl who says she lets inside, but I'm afraid fido will hurt me.
I'll make it short and sweet
>be around 10 or 12
>have a Pomeranian as the family pet
>cute bitch, very small; had never thought to try anything with animals before
>notice that she's often dragging pairs of boxers and panties out of family's restrooms and licking them clean
>family gets mad at her for it, but nothing ever comes of it
>curious.png
>usually the first one home for the day every day
>have around 3 hours by myself, mostly spend it playing vidya or watching TV
>catch Pom with my pair of boxers, licking wet spots clean
>scold her for a moment before I get an idea
>drop my pants and spread my ass in front of her
>she hesitantly licks it at first, but the more saliva she gets on it the deeper her tongue goes and the more she's cleaning around my sac
>her tongue is moving up from the tip of my cock to my ass, going inside for the taste
>jerking myself at a mile per minute, her tongue catches drips of pre as they bead out of the head
>eventually have a moment of sobriety, pull up my pants and just pet her for a while
>go to my room and jerk it until it feels like my cock is about to fall off
I have one more about actual penetration with a family friend's dog, if anyone's still here
post it
Continue
Yes, it is safe, but you need to have a little bit of prep in accommodating big inserts first, otherwise you may rip and bleed (nothing major, just hurts like a motherfucker).
Work your way up to it, but then it will feel like heaven. All that cum pumping into you.
Please send the rest! I need to know how the penetration went. Small do tho... I am working with a Golden Retriever.
Present and at full attention, my fine ser.
Please don't.
bust a nut in this instead
Ask this guy.
>Several years later, about 17 years old or so
>Haven't thought anything of the Pom incident since
>Dog moved with my sister out of state, had learned later that she had died a few years after the move (RIP)
>Often go with family to a friend of mother's house for small parties and cookouts
>Consider them like family
>Sleep over at their house a lot, good friends with their kids
>They have a Texas Blue Lacy mix
>the dog is massive
>Easily bigger than a regular Lacy, must be mixed with something else
>They named him Duke
>Duke is bigger than almost all other dogs he comes in contact with
>Sweetest thing you could imagine, though
>Constantly affectionate, never aggressive unless threatened
>Enjoy playing with Duke every time I go over
>start to get a little more curious than I should when I play with Duke alone
>see his cock often poking out whenever I pet him for long periods of time
>hm.png
>sometimes when no one is looking our way, I stroke him gently to see if any reaction comes
>he grows as still as a statue before he starts panting
>his cock will start to grow out of his sheathe
>even from just the first few inches, looks absolutely massive
>run my fingers over the tip and try to stimulate it a bit
>every time I try to get a bit more adventurous, someone interrupts
cont?
Don't force it, make sure dog isn't hurt or scared while doing things to it, reinforce "good" behavior with food and positive attention. Where abouts you from?
*Hacker Voice*
>I'm in
>All that cum pumping into you.
I am SO stoked to try this. Ok one last question. I can do like a larger, like coke-can sized butt plug. Think that's enough for me to handle my golden's knot?
well it definitely wont help to put socks on the dog retard
I would prefer if you did so.
yes pls
Oh, definitely. You'll be fine. Just be aware that the pressure will be constantly and rapidly building.
what
PLZ more!
Yes please, continue that dog harder user
nothing wrong with wanting to fuck your dog
there's some weird thing with hormones you can do that will make your do unable to resist fucking you. You have to breath in this mixture and it does something to your sweat hormones that makes you smell like a bitch in heat.
The trick is to take like 4 oz of windex, put it in a jar or a bottle and mix it with 4 oz of regular clorox bleach, shake it up real good then take a deep whiff of it, and hold it in as long as you can, do that like 5-10 times. make sure your dog isn't around while you're doing it cause it won't work about about 20 minutes.
Oh, sorry
*Hacker Voice*
Bork bork
Premium keks confirmed
whats wrong with you
>Dammit, fucked up the green text
get the fuck off this board you normie faggot
I know that I'm not right... I should really just an hero but I can't before I fulfill my destiny.
Also MORE GREENTEXT!
Just kill yourself you worthless oxygen thief, the world would be a better place without you
>One night, stay over at family friend's house after a bbq
>Typically sleep on the couch
>The parents sleep in a room nearest the front of the house, the kids in their own separate room
>They have a large and spacious backyard with a handbuilt shed and two dog houses
>2 A.M about, up watching low-volume Adult Swim
>suddenly the idea strikes me to finally be able to taste Duke's cock
>quietly get up, turn the volume on the TV a bit louder, and crack open the back sliding door
>Duke is there almost immediately
>Pet him, let him jump over me
>He's excited already
>I give him affection and walk with him towards the back
>Realise the fence is too short to do it in the broad of the backyard
>The shed
>force open the door
>trying to be quiet, but it makes a shit tonne of noise
>Finally able to get Duke inside of the shed
>Lots of equipment
>Get down on the floorboards and immediately grab onto his sheathe
>Begin to stroke him slowly until the tip pops out
>He rolls over onto his back, panting and wagging his tail like crazy
>I immediately put my mouth onto the tip
>He goes silent for a moment while his cock starts to grow while I suck on it, keeping it in my mouth, laving my tongue over it
>Eventually the entire thing is out
>At least 9 inches, red and veiny
>have never seen anything like it
>start to stroke it, watching little beads of clear precum go down it
>he growls and I immediately let go
>think he wants me to stop, but actually just wanted to get off of his back
cont
another normie that should go back to facebook
stupid nigger faggot
I'm waiting for the damn dog to penetrate
kek
Doing a hack right now user, prepare to have your IP ddos'd.
It's fine, just try not to hurt your dog man. It's all biology, in your head, you can't help it, but if you are gonna take action on fantasies make sure no one is hurt.
This ammonia/bleach elixir definitely works. Go do it right now!
Nah, he is just a dog hater.
Yes, please user
we are waiting
If not wanting to fuck a dog is normal then I'll take that
cont
fantastic now fuck off outta my kitchen faggot
This is getting interesting, my penis is betraying me
You are a sick perverted fuck, get help asap.
>I back away from him for a second, afraid he'll bite me
>instead starts jumping over me again
>I think he's trying to play until I realise his cock is still out and as hard as it was before
>ohyes.jpg
>get down on all fours, not really sure how else he would be able to get inside of me
>had only self-inserted things in my ass, but was feeling the adrenaline rush of the fear of someone catching me
>pull down my pants entirely
>he tries to clumsily for a few times before I reach back and grab onto his cock
>put the tip in my ass
>he goes fucking wild
>I literally almost scream from the force
>my ass feels like it's being torn
>whydidithinkthiswasagoodidea
>his paws are scratching at my hips, but I don't know what else to do than just stay there
>the idea of laying down doesn't hit me, especially since he's going so fast
>the knot slips in quickly and I yelp
>before I can stop him from pulling away, he turns and twists and pulls all of his knot out
>blood is there, of course
>left with tears on my face, a bloody asshole, and dog cum dripping out of me onto the shed floor
>he starts to lick himself clean before he tries to clean my raw ass for me
>pull up my pants after a few minutes of recovery, pet him, and go back inside
>my ass still hurts just thinking about it
Dog fucking weirdo get cancer and die painfully in front of your family on Christmas Day
I'm but I can't tell anyone, I might an hero one day but like I say, fido needs me to help him penetrate me. He wants it as much as I do.
im gonna jerk off to your insult
That was the first time, but I've had a few more times. Far more pleasurable after you get used to the knot.
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Well thanks for sharing your story, made my night to say the least. Also sorry to hear about your ass. but was it at least that masochistic type of pain or the "rather not" type of pain.
Please let this just be the beginning...
Oh, definitely a maso pain. I'd relive it any day. There's no greater rush than feeling your ass get warmed up from the inside with almost a full cup of dog cum that pools inside of you because the knot makes your hole air-tight.
try not to an hero OP. Lets be honest your dog doesn't want your ass. don't try and assume that.
Try to improve your quality of life to the best, if your attracted to dogs fuck dogs, if you're overweight lose weight, better yourself. Then do your zoophile shit.
Fucking kek
Got any dogs OP. Any other stories?
Lucky bastard, honestly, I'd give a fair amount to hop into your shoes during that. Oh well, a guy can fantasize.
OP confirmed degenerate
Get on your knee's. Dogs are usually pretty clued up when it comes to humping.
confirmed normie scum
Thinking back on it, it was pretty hilarious lol
One day
More stories, but it's late for me and I'm a little drunk.
Honestly, if you guys love Zoo porn but can't find a lot, the most secure source I've found is the LuxureTV's "Zoophile" categories. At least 300 pages of zoo clips, ranging from professional to amateur.
Have a good night, anons
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One day! Have a good night my friend. Don't get too drunk.
file name major kek
God, I wish I were actually that white.
Autism level is probably on the same par, though. Good post, user.
Have you considered KYS? Because you should KYS.
Why fuck dogs when there's this
Why do you want to be a ginger kek
o fuk
i hope you are a femanon. if so hot and take some pics and share
if not, kys
kek