Dude, if you wanna get laid use Tinder. It's the easiest way

>Dude, if you wanna get laid use Tinder. It's the easiest way
>literally every girl has "no hookups" in their profile

am I missing something?

They still tryna hookup...just not making it "easy"

hey OP this dude has it right.

they put that in their bio to perhaps weed out certain 'fuckboys' (as the kids call it) and/or perhaps so they feel better about casual sex.

implying casual sex is fulfilling

No user you just suck

I'd do a tinder, but I'm too short/fat/ugly for that shit, I'd get a swipe every time.

I just recently got out of a 4 year relationship I was thinking about doing the tinder thing too

It's the say no but mean yes thing. Of course it only applies to guys they find hot. You'll know if they're sending you the signals.

>Download Tinder for the first time
>Swipe yes to some girls I find attractive
>Literally the fourth girl i swipe Yes to matches me instantly
>Start talking to her
>Meetup with her on a date
>Continue dating
>Been with her for over a year

Yeah you are just ugly

>match with a grill
>talk normally to grill
>arrange date, just normal coffee and talking is ok
>repeat
>take her to your place for movies
>get the pussy

sure its not just a simple hookup, and takes time, but out of 10 tinder grills 6 got me laid like this

I couldnt get anything but pictires from one of those dude.i dont think any of them girls are real.

Every match i get is a fake profile asking me to put my credit card details into some fake ass shit

>Dating tinder whores
Enjoy your STDs i guess

Fake profiles are the only ones I match.

>What are condoms?

What that really means is no hookups unless you are a chad.

There's different algorithms. If you're ugly or have a low amount of matches you get on the ugly algorithm almost impossible to get off it you just have to delete your account

Yeah, maybe I'm using it wrong, but I never had any luck with Tinder. Personally, I think most people stand a better chance getting laid in real life. Dating/hookup sites are notoriously frustrating for both sexes.

Just means they want to test you before letting you fuck them.

It's just bullshit, you just have to pretend

as long as you talk to them for 5 minutes and don't obviously point out you wanna hook up, they'll hook up

How does it work? Just want to make a bullshit account and don't want to give personal details.

You have to have a Facebook account to use it. Just make a fake account.

you log in with facebook deets.

I met an ex-mormon girl who wasn't allowed to date until she was 16 and has only ever had one other boyfriend, and now we're dating.

What the fuck gives?

Kek

Cheers

those r the one who r dtf the ones who write not here for hook ups

90% of girls on there are total sluts, then you have bots and the girls trying to raise there self esteem by getting copious amounts of guys matching with them. Basically if you match the means they're dtf

Some are definitely gonna be a front to scare of pussies. Never used it though, thinking of using it to organise a threesome with me and the gf

this

Never had casual sex before, in about a week or so I might try. Anything in particular that's bad/good? Like, what are the main differences between casual and relationship sex that you anons noticed?

You little gutless assholes make me sick. "Oh, no one will like me on Tinder! Why even bother?"

Gentlemen, the truth of the matter is that no matter how fat or ugly or sperg you are, there is some girl out there who will fuck you. And if I'm being honest, you may very well have to adjust your standards, but it's the price you pay.

Use your goddamn head.
The ratio of dudes to girls on these sites is like 10 to 1. They're getting bombarded with dicks from all sorts of guys. You need to be smart about it. Try and fail over and over until you get the hang of it. You may blow it from time to time, but fuck it, you'll never see her again. The pussy you end up getting outweighs the embarrassment you will inevitably suffer. Girls don't come to guys who are any less than 8.5/10. You gotta take the swing. Every man you descended from found a way to get laid. You can too.

Godspeed user

truth right here
bless up
check em

Yeah, you're missing that all girls are a) liars and b) whores.

>Every man you descended from found a way to get laid

Every man before me wasn't an anime loving neet