Is Superman faster than The Flash?

Is Superman faster than The Flash?

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No. Superman is a fag. Studies show fags have bigger dicks. His bigger dick slows him down.

Is Superman faster than The Flash?

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No, Superman is not faster than The Flash.

Yes and no
Superman can fly faster but not run faster

>Superman can fly faster
are you sure? has he done that before?

superman flew around the world so fast he turned back time you dipshit

if the flash ran that fast he would smack into buildings and trees and shit

what the fuck doesn't fly faster than something that only runs

I have a jeep with a winch if you need help getting your head out of your ass

>superman flew around the world so fast he turned back time you
the implementation of that in the movie was the stupidest shit ever.

that being said, he has time traveled before. there was a storyline in the '60s where he went back and visited Krypton before it exploded and interacted with his parents.

>what the fuck doesn't fly faster than something that only runs
You obviously don't know shit about Barry or Wally.

That's great I got you this animated .gif to celebrate how insightful and clear your point was

ok please go brain yourself with a nine iron peace

The flash can outrun death. He also raced Superman before multiple times. Supes was talking shit and the flash told him that he let him win all the previous races and then went on to smoke him in the race.

durr hey who do you think is faster, swims-in-molasses guy or flies through the vacuum of space faster than the speed of light guy?

durr I don't know, I have too many dicks in my mouth

Kek

Superman and flash have races multiple times. Flash has lapped superman several times and superman didn't even realize. Only person who has or can catch up to the flash at top speed is Shazam.

The Flash has beaten himself in a race. He's literally outrun Death. He ran so fast he turned into the lightning bolt that gave him his powers.

There's a dude from the X-Men universe faster than the flash

Speaking of... why isn't Green Lantern in these race debates?
Nigga has to patrol entire galaxies. Do you know how many galaxies there are?

Can they travel to the future and back at will? Can they out-run Death?

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Do you niggers even speed force?

Okay. So superman can fly fast enough to turn back time, but the flash can run faster than that.

Which would turn back time.

You know how to guarantee that you can never win a race? Go the wrong direction in fucking time.

You are some dumb, dumb, dumb faggots

you fags are all wrong, they are the same speed, but flash gets tired, so in a real race superman would win over time.

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Not sure

>so in a real race
Motherfucker what does that even mean?
Does Flash has to start tired and worn out just for Superman to stand a chance?

He slipped out of the time stream and beat his alternate self, dingleberries.

they run at the same speed. im ssaying over time superman would win because flash would get tired after eventually slow down

No

>flash would get tired
Uhhh.... how? Is this a never ending race?

You don't understand, if the question relates to speed The Flash always wins. The guy vibrates into other realities. Every crisis revolves around a Flash doing something stupid with the speedforce.

You say he'll run straight into buildings? Bitch please, he'll vibrate between anything in his way.

>Every crisis revolves around a Flash doing something stupid with the speedforce.
Isn't that literally what they used to start the New 52?

I think only Crisis on Infinite Earths wasn't caused/related the the Speedforce. Flash still was the one to save the world.

Okay. Hoist your stupid ass out of your fart-soaked chair and go outside. Don't be scared.

Okay, now look at a nearby building. Pretend you can "vibrate" through it. Pretend you can still run. You can't, because you're morbidly obese, but just pretend.

So. You're vibrating so fast that you pass through the building. Now take one big fat step towards the building.

If you're touching the ground that you are using to imagine running on, you're not vibrating fast enough. Oh, you aren't? Then how do you move forward?

Oh, you can still touch the ground? Then you must not be vibrating fast enough to pass through things.

To sum up, you are a fucking faggot and the flash can't effectively move faster than something that can travel back in time at will.

I don't even read comics and i know this.

>would run into buildings
Bait. Bait so hard.
But here's why you're wrong.

Fun fact: This means that literally every time he's been hit by anything, it's 100% his fault

End this…

Speedforce nigga, don't need to explain shit.

He chooses what he can and can't phase through, the speedforce allows him to experience things in fractions of a millisecond. Flash is retard OP and has broken and repieced the DC multiverse on multiple occasions. He can run faster than Superman can fly.

Flash. During the justice leagues fight with brainiac and lex luthor the justice league was easly beaten and temporarily downed. Brainiac looked down at flash as he got up and asks what now little man? Gonna run away? Flash then turns and runs away from the fight. Brainiac turns around and begins to build a machine from parts laying in the street. He then looks up and sees the flash running toward him as the flash passes by he delivers a punch shattering a peice of Brainiac and continues to run around the world again and agian untill braniac is destroyed. The flash stops in front of his friends as he vibrates rapidly glowing gold. He then fades into another dimension. His friends are able to pull him back from a speeding gold forest. Then he says if he goes there again he cant come back

That's just stupidly overpowered

Literally nothing can fuck with him so what's the point of anymore comics or movies etc

It's called "suspension of disbelief", and if that isn't good enough for you then blame it on the Speedforce.

Good ep.

Everyone is stupidly overpowered in their own comics. And in any comic where he's with a group of other superheros all of their abilities get nerfed. It's the rule of super heroes.

This is probably the funniest thing ive read on Sup Forums thanks user

Flash can bend time so that he always wins, which he does.

Everything ok user? You kind of just exploded on that other guy for a comic book question.

Not against plot force.

Q: if you drive your car at the speed of light and turn on the headlights, what happens?

A: who cares? by the time you got them on, you'd already be where you were going

>all of their abilities get nerfed
Unless their name is Bruce Wayne.

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No exceptions.

Slade beating Batman is far more realistic (kek) than him taking on the Justice League.

Stop asking.

He shouldn't be able to beat Wonder Woman.

hes a human. his powers dont give him unlimited stamina. he didnt fucking say how long the race was, im saying if the race was a really long distance, superman would win

Sauce?

Flash is so fast he runs outside of time. He has moved so fast a second could seem to be a year to him.

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Don't you ever question ME you DIPSHIT!
WHO the fuck do YOU think you ARE?! Get your head OUT of your ASS! I can't believe YOU. WOW KID. Nice KDR.
Not the user you replied to btw.

Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his rear end. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.

Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fu master of not much, but instead he's the hottest shit to ever shit on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of fuck you batman. That's Batman.

But the fucking Flash, my god, my fucking GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that fucking hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.

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Ok first off, he can travel at light speed. Mother fuck! Not only does he travel at light speed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fucking fast. But wait! The ability to move at Light Speed just isn't fucking enough!

I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more!

The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at light speed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fucker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or fucking EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transferring kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. It's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the fucking Flash.

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Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at light speed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.

But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and fuck how is Superman THIS fucking strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.

How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beat-down, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! Fuck you Flash!

Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at light speed but NOOOO he's even good in bed.

And that, ladies, is why Wolverine sucks cock.

pls no bully

No.
But, to be fair, Flash must be the most broken hero in the world... why? well, Superman is super powerful in a lot of senses, sure, but Flash downright breaks a lot of physic laws and pretty much does whatever the fuck he wants with the excuse of the speedforce.
Besides his speedster powers go far beyond just moving fast, he can pretty much move every cell in his body fast (how??) so that gives him regeneration and intangibility, and he was also known for being able to steal kinetic energy from someone, leaving the target as still as a statue (he did this to a villain actually).
His super speed also allows him to move through time at will and to hit as hard as his bazzillion miles per hour speed, not breaking any limbs because speedforce of course.

Well.. yeah, that's just a quick look at how broken The Flash is.

But, hey, still better than Batman who can pretty much do anything just because he is goddamn Batman.

No
The Flash ran so fast he caused a time ripple and fucked up everything, and yet he could run faster than that

Flash beat some one with instant teleportion do it'd say he's faster than Superman

He didn't beat instant teleportation you fuck nut retard, the spell was channeling and Flash got to the location as it ended.

God youre a fucken retard

I'd say nothing short of omnipresence could best flash.

NO.

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>That third panel
Gets me every time

He once ran so fast he jumped over to the Marvel universe

deathstroke is so fucking awesome. he's even cooler than batman

1. Superman chooses to limit his speed in an atmosphere, because he doesn't have the Speed Force to avoid the side effects, so any race they've run ON ANY PLANET means nothing, as Superman handicaps himself.

2. Superman can fly much faster than he can run, and they race RUNNING, so Barry or Wally outrunning him means nothing.

3. See that pic? That's Zoom, ho's faster than the Flash because his speed comes from manipulating time. Flashfags need to wake up.

Continued, because I need to upload a second pic

>but muh Flash moves so fast superman can't see him

That's because Superman doesn't always have his senses turned up to that speed, but he clearly can CHOOSE to do so, as demonstrated in this scan.

If anyone in DC can rival the Flash, it's Shazam

Nigger has the speed of Mercury

Probably, depending on whatever stupid writer is doing it. Flash's top speed seems to max out at "going backwards in time" anyway, so fuck.

no

Ha, interesting.

Marvel is cool. I like nice guy superheroes like him and Spiderman.

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