Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>oversexualised content
> RP/ERP of any kind welcome (maybe some on all occasions)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Avatarfags get out of my thread
Gas dogfuckers
Why does everyone act like a retard now :o
Bradley
Here
Claiming best girl
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Reposting this because last thread didn't last long.
Hello everyone
>no life
>juvia claimed
Can't you at least call it something else?
Im actually getting sleepy
>goodnight
Forgot to add this
Alright that sounds fine. But it may take a while to get a reply any other time other than the time I'm on here.
But seriously what good did happen today? It can be anything. Please just tell me something good that happened
I told you i got to talk to you~
I was serious
are you rea?
pleasant dreams, tali
No I am not Rea. They went to bed about 2 hours ago I think. If you try hard enough you may summon them
But i just want to know that something good happened today.
I don't need any real details or anything.
It can be something small.
I just want to sleep knowing something good happened to you today.
>
i just think it's weird how they come here the moment you call them
I missed like two threads
Isnt it? They say its because they know or something.
Hello everyone.
Im sorry but you were the good thing today...i dont know what else to tell you besides thank you and i love you.
red string of faith maybe?
GO TO SLEEP
It's like 9:30 AM my dude
Hanako
I dont know what that is
Hello
Well i was glad i came here to today to be that one good thing for you. That way you can sleep with at least one good thing happening to you.
>
the red string connects you to your soulmate
Either one honestly
Oh. I dont know want me to pitch it to them tomorrow or if they wake up tonight?
...
Tomoko.
Hi Juvia.
Did I do good?
not really, they don't seem like a very good person at all
Blue haired with glasses qt
They do seem rather strange yes
tomoko...
Hi friend. How are you?
*sip*
rather strange in a bad way
>Military funding 0%
No user your country doesn't exist anymore.
patrick bateman
hi
Im not sure I feel neutral about them.
im ok, thanks. how are you? how did you know it was me?
How are you
>no hug for me
>mfw
Well...
Define good.
Black haired with green eyes qt.
hi
my intuition says to stay far away from them
Ech, been lurking for hours, just too lethargic to claim.
Nights everyone, take care.
Im fine. How many other anons say hi to me by saying tomoko...
Fancy dresses
Doing ok
They only talk to me if I ask if they are around
ok
who are you?
New here, lurked for a while, posted a bit the last few days.
>non-rimjob Taiga poster
sachi add me on discord
good point
i need a waifu...
Claiming the bork.
just be careful then..
ky
Morning slav
Claimed
ok
goodnight
who are you
But that hug was for you too. Have this one then
>
It was a long day but i'm good. How about you?
Yeah, they look like for festival .
Konata -_-
Karen cheers me up.
Trash tier waifu.
ok
Claiming best wifu.
Well who do you like?
I normally am
Its very cute
That's a good claim, best overwatch girl
She lights up my soul!
I know but now i feel special.
Here's one for you
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What made it so long?
Mine was good. Just hung out with friends.
Beers
I mean, cheers
spike
Always trying to be pretty for me, tomokato.
Not even. How are you?
I bet you would look really cute in one.
Oh that looks like a very soft hug. Things were just going very slowly, plus we stayed an extra 2 hours to try to get as much done as possible. Anything fun?
That's not a beer.
>That's a good claim, best overwatch girl
This statement is false!
shouldn't you have killed yourself 50 times?
Calm down there Mr Bork, she has the prettiest hair and a nice voice
I like the french, tbh
Picking up The Last of Us again and I see there is a new difficulty.. Grounded. Aka nightmare. Gunna give that a swig
erm, swing
You're not real!
>
Not even dont be silly
Good luck. Its also raining here
Would you put ice into a glass of beer?
But overwatch is trash and all overwatch waifus are trash.
Who is the trap you're pawing at?
Nevermind.. I would have to pay $5 for a difficulty. HAHA nope. It's about 40 here in the midwest when it should be around 0.
If they were made out of beer, absolutely.
That's a matter of perspective.
You're the silly one for thinking you wouldn't look cute in one of those.
>stop. Get those lewd thoughts out of your head.
Well do you have to work tomorrow?
Did what we've been doing since high school. Just get together and vidya
Thats lame. Thats good in the end. Think its even colder here right now
Please you have to say that
...
>she has the prettiest hair
mmmmaybe
>and a nice voice
No
But Angela can try to talk dirty to me, fail, get flustered and embarrassed, and laugh it off any day
And Ana can read me a bedtime story
>But overwatch is trash and all overwatch waifus are trash.
YOU'RE trash!
>Who is the trap you're pawing at?
No trap, CeltyPlays aka Alice3D
nice hair
Well you're the one putting those lewd things in, and on my head, so it's your fault. Nope, i have the weekend off! That's fun.
Yeah, because it's the truth~.
Why?
But she does! It's long and shiny and has a nice dark color
I think it's just preference but I really like her accent, I don't like her butt I guess
Not even. You just want to say that to get in my pants
...
I know, I'm also quite good at recognizing trash.
..Saya isn't trash though. Saya is the best girl.
Why what?
You're the pervert getting all excited about it.
It was just a simple hug
What do you plan on doing then this weekend?
Why are they trash, dess? And how is your morning?
>..Saya isn't trash though. Saya is the best girl.
YOU'RE the best girl!
>But she does! It's long and shiny and has a nice dark color
I didn't argue against the hair!
I suppose I'm biased against Widowmaker because she ruins every game of 3's that isn't pre-ruined by a fucking Genji
That's not true at all, you really would look cute!
You may have a point, but i think you did it on purpose. Probably just relax and play vidya.
But those legs are kinda male-ish. Maybe I'm paranoid.
I don't like and don't find it fun. Should at least be f2p.
>And how is your morning?
Ehh, so-so. Unmotivated to do anything.
Yours started well?
I'm not a girl though.
It's kinda funny how you just break down
Waiting for some sign
I pull up to the front of your driveway
With soaking my spine
Can you read my mind?
Stop im not that cute
>But those legs are kinda male-ish. Maybe I'm paranoid.
I'm not here to persuade you one way or another; plenty of other people will argue both ways, and it just doesn't matter to me
Just reporting the "primary statement" (i.e. Alice's)
>I'm not a girl though.
YOU'RE BEST...user?
>Stop im not that cute
You're being pretty cute
Hallow is here for a quick moment
But i like telling you that you're cute. See, even agrees.
You guys ever just realize nobody trusts you anymore? Even when you have never told a lie