I am God

I am God.
AMA

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Why aren't you posting this on /x/ and containing it away from Sup Forums?

How old are you?

Why did you not make your post quints so that someone would take you seriously?

How come you didn't get dubs but
and Did?

I ask the same of you.

How old is anything? There's no way to say, really.

How disappointing. I thought you were not going to respond and be like the real God.

Because their obedience is more valuable if given without logic or reason. Isn't that the consensus of my love after all?

Why do you hate me so much?

Why don't you exist?

Most things are disappointing once you look at them with expectations.

can you create a rock you cannot lift?

when will my life get better?

What do you think of my tilda swinton shit sculpture?

When will Trump be impeached and sent to prison?

How big is your dick and/or clit?

Oh boy here we go again. Also nice trips

I don't. You were only caught up in a particularly negative aspect of the machine I made. Trust that there is a reason for your suffering, and that your strife is not in vain. You will be individually recompensed for your troubles. However, I do apologize. Your struggle is a necessary one.

Why did you make 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the universe uninhabitable to life?

>Also why don't you just do something to prove you exist?

Because I don't need dubs. Those who received them did.

I don't need you. 42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

Because if I were to suddenly show up and start performing "miracles" it would defeat the purpose of this whole thing. Obviously.

oi cunt, answer

Yes. Most of what I've made is more than I can control. Just because I made it doesn't mean I can make it do whatever I want.

When you stop thinking it's not.

You didn't make that.

Then you cannot creat an object so large/heavy you cannot move.

He wont. But spoiler alert, he won't make America great again either.

Wouldn't you like to know?

It's not. Just the part you can see right now.

I guess you've got it all figured out then.

You are not all powerful.

I can. I can't move it though.

To be honest, most of you are asking things that are very stereotypical of your idea of what I am. I'm not some all knowing and all powerful being. I'm just a guy who poured one thing into another thing and crossed a few wires, then spent a LONG fucking time figuring out a way to communicate with the clusterfuck he had created, only to wind up talking to a bunch of little assholes on what they call, "the Internet."

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

god killer
youtube.com/watch?v=a40401e7p4s

My daddy's name isn't even recognizable in your language, bitch.

Ouch. You got me.

So it's Cthulhu then. I knew it.

why do you hate me

I already answered that. Same answer for you sonny boy.

It is I.

>It is I.
Arthur, King of the Britons?

is he in heaven?