Femanon here, why can't men accept this is what women really want...

Femanon here, why can't men accept this is what women really want? 1000 pounds of pure muscle with a baseball bat between his legs.

They can? I know a girl who can't get off to any dude whatsoever but if you talk dirty to her about giant monster sex she squirms and melts.

Phnbr

whorse

>1000 pounds of pure muscle with a baseball bat between his legs

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Fucking 10/10

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Fukken kek'd me pants

I need to get to know this girl.

/thread

...we accept it, we just don't like it - since we can't compete with it.

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I know that's what women want that's why I get pussy all the time

As long as you accept that we want 1000 pounds of muscle with a giant vagina that tries to suck us in and milks every last drop from our tiny insignificant dicks

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Women might love horses but there's a good reason why dogs are famous for being mans best friend :3

You arent a woman
if you were you would know how painful a big penis is
let alone horse dick
stupid basement dweller

>I like to literally get split in two
Big dicks, on horses or niggers or other animals, are a fetish, a fantasy, but they're not fun in actuality.

Beast thread?

beautiful animals appreciation thread

Would you a whorse?

Without a doubt

Just the idea of fucking a creature more than five times my size that could easily kill me if she wanted makes me rock hard