Ask a Japanese person thread part 2

ask a Japanese person thread part 2
I'm a Japanese Sup Forumstard. ask me anything you want.

What country are you from?

Japan.

Why don't you browse 2ch instead

do you like dolphin and whale and why are you a stupid zipperhead

Is Japanese difficult to learn?

2ch is for fat Japanese otaku pieces of shit with no social life.

Have you had any urges to join the viet cong?

we eat whales and dolphins. I am Japanese, hence I am a zipperhead.

Is there really vending machines in parks and other public places in japan? I find the idea very baffling.

yep. I don't recommend westerners to learn Japanese.

They have vending machines on top of mount fuji

nah, I wanted to join the Red Army.

OP here. there is one below my apartment.

My Gramps killed Japs during the war. What your ancestor do during ww2?

>"nah, that cant be true"
>google.exe

Well fuck me, dont those things get vandalized ever?

he was a farmer. none of my ancestors were soldiers.

What are your five favorite movies?

赤ちゃん, 気持ち良いですか ?

>implying Sup Forums is any different, except replace Japanese with Amerifats

not really. most gangs tend to vandalize electric posts instead.

do you have any preferences regarding ethnicity/race when it comes to being attracted to the opposite (and/or same) sex?

Well my gramps was a dairy farmer when he wasn't killin japs. Why don't you farm? no more land?

Paki here
i want cute Japanese gf, what do?
Also
Are you married? have gf? fucked yet?
if not why?

also if hikikomory, then kill self

How new are you

How does it feel to be feel?

Japan isn't plagued with spics, niggers or mudslimes. So, no.

uhh.. lets see...
1. Schindler's List
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Citizen Kane
4. Inception
5. The Lion King

>Paki

kys

良いです。

I like white women.

favorite songs?

I am not poor enough to be a farmer.

unless you can speak Japanese and have money, you have zero chance to be have a Jap gf.
I'm single.
I am not a hikikomori. I have a social life.

I've been in Sup Forums for about 2 years now.
>tfw you're just a newfag

dunno.

Prove you are Japanese. Your english is too good to be true.
Timestamp of a 1000 yen note now or you are full of shit

i have a lot of favorite songs.

hey, about the same for me too now, maybe it's been three years now but ye. We've lived through alot though in this short time. The fappening, meme wars, pissgate, the week pol got cucked, fun stuff

here.

You look white

What happens if I you get cancer in Japan?

Ok, but trips don't exempt you from timestamp

You could also be a dirty english teacher

op English teacher confirmed

How big is your dick?

that's because my dad is from Hokkaido. Most people there are whiter than usual.

How do you feel about ひかりの輪?

Do you really think Tokyo Olympics will save Japan?
Do many people believe that?

>vandalize electric posts instead
pls explain

A-are you a girl?

hnnnng I want a Hokkaido girl to cook for me

lol just because i speak english fluently doesn;t mean im an Americunt english teacher. I grew up overseas, so I became good in English.

would you be my friend?

Pics of any school girls ?

smaller than yours.

O genki desu-ka?

nope. I'm a man.

I live in Tokyo. I'm bored tonight and cba to ask friends around. Any recommendation for a good place to hang out just by yourself?

dunno. in what way would it "save" Japan.

why not?

Who is your favorite Touhou character?

Make Japan great again, etc. you know? Like in the good ol' days of the 80s

here's my class, with me obviously blotted out.

Did you fuck any of your classmates

はい。

Why did no one want to sit with me in the bus while I lived in japan?

i wanna, but i've never fucked any of them.

sorry don't speak japanese
know just a few phrases like
manko mise-te!

your apartment. I dunno anything about Tokyo, because I'm from Yokohama.

Why is the one on the right wearing a mask?

Flandre, because why not.

go to any maid cafe

lol, the economy was great, but most felt that Japanese morals were the least practiced in that era.

To you have a A86

most people in Japan are not racist, but just xenophobic. most don't hate foreigners, but are really shy to them, mostly because they can't speak English well.

andrew

because it's been much more moral since then
>dat poor dentsu girl from last christmas
>tepco constantly lying about the radioactive levels in fukushima
Is that traditional Japanese moral sempai?

he had the flu.

ヘアヌード ! No thoughts on ひかりの輪?

$30 to get served bad coffee by a girl playing retarded, nty
Might as well go to a normal bar and talk to normal people. I just felt like changing tonight

answer me please

nope. only greedy individuals do bad shit in Japan. most are rather kind.

no idea why but fucking kekd at this

lol sorry for not noticing. I think that they are a bunch of nutjobs.

How does it feel to be in the country with the most losers per capita in the world?

Do you have a girlfriend, or are you one of them?

>most are sheeple letting shit happen and pretending it's not there
Fixed it for you

日本人と話したいなら、どんなサイトは良い？

thank you!

i don't have one.

its like i told the japfag last night
i would swap my Australian citizenship for your Japanese citizenship in a second if i could

あなたはアメリカが好きですか？

im technically one of the losers, but lemme tell you this... a girl confessed to me last year. I turned her down.

Weeaboos don't get laid by qt3.14 virgin schoolgirls in Japan, sorry faggot.

Is there any general remorse or aknowledgement of what you guys did to the chinese during ww2, is it discussed at all? Considering germany is turning their country to shit with refugees because of what the nazis did.

Why didn't you want to make babies with her? Was she bad material?

2chとかニコニコで良いじゃん

how will become king of the mountain without one
ask your father if has one in storage
and be the drift king

im the japfag from last night. lol

What do you think of foreigners who want to live in Japan and learn Japanese? I studied it for 4 years in highschool because I wanted to take something non-latin based

The mask of certainty.