ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

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I want to fuck my age 40-50 co-worker. She's from Iran and a Muslim going through a divorce.

I can tell she's lonely and starved for dick, and she loves my company.

I wonder if I have a chance, or if her religion will get in the way.

I'm hell-bent on getting in that milfy ass. All day I'm thinking of schemes to convince her. I just might outright proposition her and risk a sexual harassment charge.

I AM MEGA SAL

does she wear a burka all time? if so, she wont so dont even try.

No. Not even a hijab. I think she's one of those more relaxed/lenient Shias.

go for it

Went to a cruising spot bc interested in watching a couple fuck. Get out of car to smoke. Guy comes over asking what I was looking for. Reply "Looking for a couple fucking or a girl probably" - he comes closer - asking if a guy would be ok too. Touches dick. Get hard instantly. Nervous af.
Opens my belt and rips down my jeans and undies. Starts rubbing my dick. Still nervous. Ask to go somewhere more private. Drive up a hill little into the woods. Get out the car he starts Sucking. Get his dick out also rubbing. Feeling an orgasm incoming. Blow my load on the ground. Blow him until he blows his load. He leaves. Don't regret. Now have a gf - never told her.
Still my cruising story gets me hard whenever I think about it.

Sometimes fap in front of cam on omegle and let people tell me what to fap to and how. Like being a little fap slave and hear people say my name while watching me.

I call it bi-curious. Nobody knows that about me

>Nobody knows that about me
Jesus knows

moms car finger back mother's front.

but who was phone??

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dont be shy..

I plan on dosing my niece with MDMA and taking full advantage of her once she is rolling

I want someone else to fuck my girl maybe 2 or 3 guys fuuuuk. She wont tho :(

it's easier to get forgiveness than permission ..

I have kissed my niece.

I have committed awful, terrible crimes.

me too, she is an awesome fuck as well. we should double team her

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Dude, i wasnt even meant to, i was just trying the stuff i saw in romantic movies, i still cant get it off my mind, and she is ugly as well.
Its Torment.

Yea? What would you do?

>What would you do?
I'd call Greenpeace to get that whale back in the ocean

I realised for the 2nd week running my wife likes having her anus fingered in bed at night.
She is a BBW hog and no word of a lie she gave me the greatest orgasm ever the other night. I got her to tell me about fucking her male friend when she was at Uni years ago. He also have her anal for the first time too.

bggp

When my nephews stay at my house I sometimes let them shower with me and my gf. their parents are conservative godfags who shelter them from reality, especially about nudity/sex. pretty sure she is the 1st girl they have seen nude irl. if parents knew they would likely freak out.

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I have been shitting in the shower for about 4 years now. It's great. Don't need to buy toilet paper and your ass is always clean. Shit before you start using soap, obviously.

I fuck high class escorts on a weekly basis

Party at a friends house. Lots of kids. One or 2 were missing the toilet or leaving the seat down in the downstairs designated kid play area. Someone put an autism girl on toilet patrol. She was to aim for the boy that kept missing the toilet.
She was like 7. I ended up using the downstairs toilet about 4 times that night. It was pretty amazing. I held my beer while she not ly aimed for me but cleaned the tip of my dick and tucked it back in and everything...The last time I went downstairs I took advantage a little tho...

I now want my bbw wife to go to a Uni reunion and fuck an old friend. We always talk about her fucking when she was at uni and i want to convince her that if we ever go to one she pulls an old friend gets drunk and lets me watch her getting fucked perhaps even film it. She's slowly disclosing more and more in bed and knows it turns me on.

aliums!

I found a stash of red powder that causes people to become docile and highly obedient in a forest shack

There was money, and obviously other drugs but knowing what the red powder was I took only two pounds of that and ran away

I later used the first puff on a neighbour's daughter, she became utterly ditzy and idiotic so I didn't do anything till I knew what the powder does. After a few days I puffed some more into her face and by the third time I knew how long it stayed active. They don't remember a single thing and they sleep almost instantly when it wears off

On my fourth puff in her face I fucked the living shit out of her in all holes, came four times and made her drink her own piss

She slept it off and didn't remember a thing, maybe somewhere in her subconscious she does but anyways

After that girl I did my questionable cousin up the ass as to not ruin her hymen, it was pure heaven I fucked her tight asshole for hours (with breaks) and made her eat all the shit that would occasionally come out because of the ass fucking

No one knows, I used up all the red powder
It is a powerful weapon

FBI here.

I'm the OP of this kind of faggothread (using always the same opening pic to get easily recognized by fellow agents) and the collected info is so huge I'd rather start a website "weallhavesecrets.com" (don't have $3095 in my bank account yet) that will make everyone of you forget 9gag and tumblr.

i CD webcams shows often have more then 100 guys and somtimes even girls watch my show i ride dildos never tried the real thing tho been thiking about it for years tho noone even knows i do this

I had sex so dark and wrong that the hell I am going to would make your hell look like a theme park for kids.

Seriously it was ritualistic and blood was involved, live blood

Along with two alien life forms eating the girl's brain as I fuck

It was unreal

nigga. that's your niece!! sick fuck

Care to give me a place where they sell it and info about it?

White 20-something yo female from wealthy part of city.
Travel to shanty towns on my own to meet and sleep with black men I meet on tinder.
Don't always use a condom.

I'm sexually attracted to children aged 8-14

I buried my face in my gf's youngest sister's ass while she slept and i licked and sniffed hard while i beat off. She's a heavy sleeper.

I can see the future.

I have had dreams for years that turn real. For example I kept dreaming about the area that I live in now, in vivid detail. But I had never even heard about this place till 2 years ago.

I also have had dreams about meeting a friend I hadnt seen for years in a Wells Fargo bank. Recently that happened exactly as I dreamed it. So many of these scenes have come true, I could go on for hours about them.

Unfortunately, most of these things are rather unimportant and not helpful to know about and they come to me in dreams so they are often mixed in with nonsense.

I think I am crazy.

yeah thats a lie newfriend if a powder like that was real you probly have heard about it clearly just his sick fantasy

same. but i finally accepted that I'm gonna have to live with this, so I'm ok

MODS

It's normal, just don't tell goverment and once you win jackpot get numbers tatooed on your hand, look on your hand frequently.

It's called precognitice dreaming and it has something to do with catastrophes and related feelings.

wtf you just remembered me the time I dreamt Trump winning and not telling to anyone because they would've laughed at me

Yeah not much you can do about it except not acting upon your desires, maybe watch cp sometimes but that's getting me somewhat uncomfortable.

Exactly what I am telling you, catastrophes.

dat nigga ded

I use my work computer to browse Sup Forums and to look for a new job.

This is all i use my work computer for.

HA

user we need to talk about that watermark

fuck, I didn't even realise that was there, shhh no need to talk just... shhh

My secret is that I have never masturbated with my hands, not even once, I just hump my pillow... so yea, there's that.

so admitting you're a pedophile is a bannable offence?

What the fuck are you thinking?

Is being a fucking moron you're goddamn secret? cuse, hate to break it to you, it's fuck obvious.

Stole money from my 6yo little sister to buy drugs. Still feel bad about that.

i try to stay away from that. i mean, drawings are fine to take care of your needs and i like adults too so. and there's alternatives too

>drawings
Doesn't do it for me unfortunately
>alternatives
You mean like candydoll?

I just ate so much that I'm about to vomit
I hate myself

i've snorted coke off a dead 12.y/o tits. bit of the necrophilia with that one too.

when you have no supervision or cameras at your work place ~

I think fury pron's hot

like those nudism photos that are just someone's vacation pics.or underwear models, girls doing gymnastics or dancing. things like that.

I enjoy spanking young girls.

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE

WE ARE GOING TO MEET IN A WELLS FARGO. IN THE FUTURE.

IV'E GOTTA STOP TRUMP. IN THE FUTURE.

Etc.

>The last time I went downstairs I took advantage a little tho...
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I helped my brother kill a man who raped his daughter. We buried him on the reservation just outside Mescalero.

What is Scopolamine for 500 Alex

>Have teen-aged daughter
>she has an average-looking friend
>long, auburn hair
>Nice body

I would fuck her with the fury of a thousand suns, or at least would love to get into her panty drawer.

Yeah so candydoll and nudism
Pic related had quite some of that

You do have to clean a turd up off the floor tho. Or do you shit directly in the drain? If so, what do you do when they float?

I enjoy these threads because no one ever cares about my secrets.

Fucking a girl at work. She's got a fiancé and I have a love in girlfriend.

On the off chance you're telling the truth, I applaud you. You performed a public service for free

yeah i feel so nomale when i tell my secrets here none even asks lol

It was all very brutal. The rape was brutal. The way we killed him was brutal. I still occasionally dream about that day. I don't feel guilty for what we did, but I feel guilty for how we did it.

I tell my secrets, and they arn't normal, but no one says anything. i find it very similar to how real life goes, i say something, no one pays attention to me, someone gets a fresh corpse to fuck, par achieved.

I'll bite. How'd you off him?

wank on cam on omegle, have gf but love girls mirin my cawk.
Like to show ass aswell

I had the hole the made before my brother showed up with him. By the time they arrived, his legs were already broken by my brother. He was dragged to the grave I made. I made it deep, took awhile to dig, it was evening when I started, dark when I was finished. Anyways my brother and I pushed him in. We started burying him alive but he started crying and screaming and crawling out with his arms. My brother jumped down into the hole with him. He flipped him over on his stomach and then broke each of his arms first by dislocating both shoulders. He laid face first in the grave crying begging us to stop. We didn't say anything to him or each other, we just kept throwing dirt on him. He kept crying and screaming until he was muffled by the dirt, he did turn himself over on his side as we kept throwing dirt on him, but eventually he sobbed until we didn't her him crying anymore.

I know that may not sound brutal, but the sounds of that night still haunt me. I still have dreams now and then about that night. I sometimes think about him laying there crying. We should have just shot and ended it.

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If that's true you're no better than him, you're a fucking monster

Have no regrets, brah.

He suffered like he should have suffered.

It's not job to punish someone for commiting a crime. Vigilantism is a crime itself and I hope you will be prosecuted for that you fucking animal

Unwad your whiteknight panties, son. I commented on the poster's comment. I'm not the perp.

You are probably right. But things are different in my culture. Things are different on the reservation.

Perhaps, but I suffer from that day. I hurt for my niece. I hurt for my brother. I'm hurt that we did what we did; even after 4 years I still think about that day from time to time.

I did hate him for what he did. He beat her face before he raped her. But killing someone changes you forever. I still dream about that night.

Like I said, things are different on the reservation. My brother was questioned by the BIA, but nothing came of it. I'm more than confident nothing anymore will come of that night. It's over now.

You didn't just kill him you deliberately made him suffer, I hope karma will strike and fuck you up.

>you're such a whitenight for thinking people shouldn't be able to take the law in their own hands and decide who should die for their actions
Stop trying to be badass and edgy on the Internet

You might be right. I might have it coming someday? But how do you know my brother and I weren't an agent of Karma for what he did to our family? He didn't just hurt my niece, he hurt our entire family for what he did to her.

I've never been certain of Karma. I understand it as a balance; a reaction to an action. Perhaps we reacted too much, but I'm Apache. We don't really see justice the same way as others.

Justice is perceived differently by us on the reservation.

>primitive scumbags killing other primitive scumbags
Sounds good to me

Found the thread faggot.

aren't you scared people recognize/film you on omegle, or do you hide your face?

He wasn't Apache. He was half mexican half white.

cuck

>mexican
Good. You did us a favor then.

Found the ignorant retard who has no idea how society works outside of his mothers basement

I bet you hate all police as well and think we'd be better off without them right?

Society varies depending on which society we are talking about, does it not?

I've been secretly taking pictures of a girl I like every moment I can.
Took pictures of her feet while I was talking to her under the table once

Why? You like her?