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>the only general that isn't pure normieness and mutual masturbation along with /bleep/
>bad
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SHOW ME YOUR VENOM STRIKE
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TELL ME THE PASSION TALES

leave the hall faggot

Name better doom metal than Electric Wizard.

>Pro Tip: You Can't

Uncle Acid

Where do I even start
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>/meta/
OP you're a fucking faggot

candlemass-like doom and electric wizard-like doom should really be two separate genres they sound nothing alike

leave the hall Sup Forumstant

they are

what are the official names?

you're right

Trad, glam and doom are the only genres with proper solos. Rest is eather string raping or just chord chugging for 4 minutes
Doom and weed metal respectively

epic doom
stoner doom

wtf i love epic doom now

>he's too much of a nu-male to embrace thrash solos
lmaoing @ your life

same

>Uncle Acid

Not doom enough more psychedelic than anything. Like a super heavy Beatles.

first two are more heavy than doom. Candlemass is a close second though.

THESE ARE YOUR ORDERS, YOU MUST OBEEEYY

HEAVYY ARTILLEEREEEHEYYY

>thrash
>solos
lmao

YOU ARE BEWITCHED

In which album Judas Priest and Black Sabbath become metal?

In their debuts.

opinions?

Master of reality

Their debuts are rock
Master of reality is acid rock

I'M A LOADIN, LOADIN MY WAR MACHIIINE

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Sad Wings and S/T.

Excuse me have you heard Master of Reality? It's 100 times heavier than anything else out in 71.

youtube.com/watch?v=qqis14Y0tUc
why is this song shit?

>linkin park
>soad
>my chemical romance
>green day
wat

Master of reality literally helped define heavy metal to what it is today. They didn't have all these little subgenre's back then kiddo.

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t. ozzy
black sabbath wasn't metal until 1980, when dio joined the group

So sabbath bloody sabbath was not metal at all?

>what is bluesy hard rock

sabbath bloody sabbath is fucking psychedelic rock

nope, it was blue eyed soul

All wrong it was trad doom metal

>Its actual heavy metal you mongoloids

sabbath's debut is bluesy rock and that's it, up until sabotage it's all metal

no, it isn't ozzy, it's just shitty 70s rock

>ITT: Butthurt ozzy haters.

t. ozzy, king of nu-males

I'm glad dio got cancer.

Does anybody here have a pillow with a metal design on it?

I'm thinking of unironically getting a pillow with Vektor-Terminal Redux as a design on it

Dio>Alice Cooper>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ozzy Cuckbourne
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t. dio cuck
Go play dungeons and dragons nerd

>Nerdcore

t. ozzy fedoracuck

Bonnet>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cuckio
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Nah son you are mistaken. You are the cargo shorts sandal wearing fedora flexing fingerless gloves owning lard ass.

>Bonnet is more metal than Cuckzzy
lmao

And ozzy is more metal than cuckio
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>implying he is wrong

this
it's spring break, than it's summer break
kys kiddos

good argument

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Post solid worship bands

>worship bands

who /glamfrost/ here?
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I love it.
Fantastic album. I hope they continue in this vein and don't revert back to industrial pop-metal.

Most underrated Devy album

Post metal to suck cocks to

Ghost has been posted a lot, I'm sure of it.

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Anything glam

Any Glam will do

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holy macaroni
glamfags on suicide watch

Fear Factory
Paradise Lost
Insomium
Pantera

>extremecucks quickly diverting attention from their faggy genres
I think melodic death metal and atmospheric black metal are what you need

post metal is more like isis and neurosis tho

osdm

How do you type while being gangbanged by other dudes?

>glamcuck detected

go put on your lipstick and blush somewhere else faggot

Walk on home boy

Power metal with blast beats?

t. extremecucks

I've met a lot of people who listen to everything on that list but say Master is too heavy for them.

Replace thay with some 5FDP and it's pretty gold.

who /xtremeglam/ here?

>"m-muh gay"
yaaaaaaaaaaaawn, fact is extremecuck metal has 0 musical integrity and doesnt even have the right to criticize glam

Is this glam?
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>people debating if genre progenatours are the genre the created to the point where Ozzy and Dio are called cucks
>nu-male cancer
>glam/extreme metal false dichotomy shitposting

All of you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. Why can't you be more like /jazz/ or /shugazi/.

Its trad

t. nu-male

>musical integrity
>glam

You know nothing about history do you?

>dressing and singing like woman has musical integrity

Good one you cock sucker

test

>glam
>fit dudes who left their sexual identity issues behind years ago

>extremefaggotry
>skinny boys venting their frustration

>negroe music
>dressing like a failed dungeons and dragons character and playing 2 chords "hypnotically" for 4 minutes with literreal autistic screeching is good music

Fuck off

>glam trans-skellies
>fit

shiggy

Does anyone do genre blending as well as these guys?

Churning through their discography, I'm amazed at their ability to blend so many disparate sounds and qualities together into something cohesive.

That was some gay tumblr shit. Even for glam

>2 chords

glam has ruined your ears. Glam is more rock than metal anyway. Progressive rock.

>tfw you haven't browsed Sup Forums in over a year so you forgot how to shitpost properly
I'm sorry user

>insult glam
>describes black metal in an insulting way

Jokes on you, I agree with that assessment. Doesn't mean glam isn't a skidmark on music as a whole.

>glam
>progressive

You mean those whammy bar """"solos" or the stupid clap alongs that are in every fucking song right before the last chorus which is then oh so dramaticaly and suprisingly repeated once again only a step higher? Real progressive shit.