Be me

>be me
>be "18"
>Fapping
>door lock is broken
>mom suddenly barge in
>want to give me something
>see me fappin
>say sorry while handling me the thing
>immediately flee
>I'm sitting here making a thread
>too embarrassed to go down
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How are you "18"?

I'm "18" just tell me what should I do please

Go keep fapping in front of her.

be a hero

Cmon senpai give me legit suggestions I really need some help

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What did she give you

just tell her its natural, and you're sorry that she had to see that. she's your mother, she'll understand that it's perfectly natural for a boy in your age.

My Bluetooth speaker

Jacking off is normal, you shouldn't do it in plain view obviously but when people live together it happens. Just don't mention it and she probably won't either.

So what should I just go down and sit there silently? I'm really embarrassed senpai

I can fap to this

this.

It'll be awkward for a while, but it'll pass... eventually

Apologize and tell her you couldn't help it, but you just couldn't stop thinking about her.

Sharpie in her pooper

>49
this

no you fucktard, what i meant is TELL her that you are sorry and not to sit there like a autistic piece of unsuccessful misscarriage and be silent.

It's really feel awkward for me. Because this is the first time I get caught fappin.

I think you forgot you Bluetooth speakers on while watching porn so she brought it upstairs while you were fapping.

So go down and say sorry?

Not just sorry

Sorry that she had to see this

yes. act like the adult you suppposed to bee

Tell her you liked it and would like it if she barges in again, in the future

Did you Finish fapping after it?

Goddamit senpai this is so embarrassing.

post pic of yer mom

Ask her how you compare in size to your dad

No I'm too embarrassed by it. Should I finish it?

move out

Just show her how its done OP

Why should he say sorry? In my Family you knock at closed doors. They are closed because of a reason

I can't I'm "18".

Did she hesitate before leaving or give it a glance?

Because you're fapping furiously to traps?

Tell her to fucking knock next time. She won't be barging in again.

Go back

She kinda block her view by hiding behind the wall. While handing me my Bluetooth speaker

To?

So you can all fap in private, like how it should be.

Apologies for jacking off? That's just fucking stupid. Everyone does that.

Tell her there's only one way to make you two even....

If you want. Dont take it too serious. Maybe you just act like nothing happened. If she wants to speak she will do. I think she is the same amount of embarrased like you or more. Because she should know better. Ify ou want to avoid it in Future Just tell her that you would like her to knock and that your door Lock has to be repaired

I was caught flapping on Christmas day by my mom worst thing is my dick was dimonds and i wank with a semi most of the time

Do it,you faggot

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Here, take this.

Still need that pic of yer mom if we're going to be able to help

Please don't ree for mods

Post pics of mom

Sorry senpai. But no

You gonna get it,boi. You should have said that you are 19.

Go down to her naked with a boner and ask her if she likes what she sees. Tell her she was a bad girl. Then tell her to suck your cock as punishment

So she saw yer shit and stayed to make physical contact? Wtf do ya think she's doing now?

This.

yes!

Cmon senpai help me please.

She probably sitting downstairs while listening to music.

Just fap to your mom then go down and see what happens and then tell us

...

Sorry man.
I already had a 1 month ban and it was pretty fucking bad. Don't want that taken from me.

tell your mom you can't hide your feelings anymore

start video

fuck her

post wincest video here

become hero of Sup Forums

Or in case she rejects and beats his ass,he can become an hero.

Please senpai tell me what should I do. Should go down and act like nothing happened or make some excuse like
>i was scratching my penis
Or
>I'm checking for testicular cancer

show her a picture of herself with a cum tribute on it

Go and discuss it with your mom, it will be awkward but still better than staying silent.

I might try it but what should I say. Please help me senpai

ask her to finish you off

Just go tell her that you are sorry for what she had to see and that you will try not to do it again.
Also here is a pro tip:fap in your bathroom,you fucking idiot!!

what the fuck is wrong with you idiots

Say you were checking for testicular cancer, that is sure to work bro.

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TRIPS OF TRUTH!! KEK HAS BLESSED THIS THREAD!

This, ya learned about it in health class. Tell her yer still not sure what yer feeling for...

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Just say that you have urges and don't have a gf to satisfy them . And that it is natural for guys to do so and you would like her to knock. Just leave when the awkward silence starts.

avoid her for the rest of the day. act like nothing has ever happened afterwards

Tell her it wasnt you. It was your evil twin.

Say nothing, act normal, if she brings it up then answer normally. Depends on the mum, she'll be embarrassed, not give a shit or be turned on

The fact your mom didn't really give two shits makes it okay.
Fuck I remember being caught masturbating...
>Be me, on couch
>Get the urge to fap, so I pull my jeans down and begin tugging
>Mom is "asleep" in the backroom
>One minute in and I hear the back door fling open with mom speed walking down the hallway
>Jeans are so tight I can't get them back on
>So I basically grab the cushion from underneath me and form a protective barrier
>Already awaiting my doom
>Mom comes in and asks me what I'm doing
>"nothing"
>Looms over my protective barrier and see my jeans are down while I'm facing away from her
>"Are you masturbating, user?"
>"No"
>Then why are you jeans down"
>Only explanation I can give is "I'm cleaning my dick"
>Walks off without saying a word

Tell her that masturbating is natural for boys at your age and she won't have to see it again

This
Best solution I've so far

Unless she wants to.

>The Dream

Only sensible suggestion ITT

wtf is this

It's your kouhai here.thank you for all senpai that help me. It's all cool. My moms cool.I'm cool. Tbh I was expecting something really awkward but thank God nothing happens. So yeah thanks senpai

You shouldn't post shits like this on Sup Forums and expect decent answers. Next time try Reddit or something

Now if senpai excuse me I have some business I have yet to finsh

Well some user actually give me a good advice. And I'm not really know how to use reddit. But maybe next time I'll try and use them.

she interrupted you so it's only fair you have her top you off

>"I'm cleaning my dick"
>on the couch

why do you thing it's important to know?

MODS

The future

She obviously doesnt give a shit or she'd be yelling at you already. No one cares if you're jacking it dude. Not even family.

Just a dumb thing everyone does because cumming feels good. No one cares.

Post pic of u in action lel

wash hands, act normal.

>What do Sup Forumsro
go to the bathroom next time you can lock the door there..

and do you really think that:
- your mother never thought about the fact that you masturbate before?
- she masturabe too?

Next time say "I am becoming a nudist"

Why does OP think his mom is some kind of troll beast that no one could love?