Dubs shrink tubes their penis

Dubs shrink tubes their penis.

Trips does their balls too.

are you literally retarded?

OP has a literal pencil dick.. and tubular balls

Please don't check em

Not op but don't worry there are shrink tubes for every size, the problem is you would burn your dick pretty badly so you probably need to go straight to the hospital after

>666
Kek wills it faggot.

ITT: we solder wires to our urethra

You first.

how many people have shrink tubes available?

Solder doesn't stick to skin well at all.

More like we should get stud piercings with the stud inside the urethra, and solder a positive wire to it.

Then get a bar piercing at the base of the shaft and run a negative wire to it.

You mean to say that you don't?

What are you, some kind of nerd?

I do. I install vehicle equipment and cctv systems. Plenty available.

Enjoy your rubberized cash and prizes

rest in peace user

I have some, but only for small leads, none that would fit my donger.

My workplace does have the big ones, but its saturday.

have fun faggot.

Have fun as well faggot.

Kek karma police.

Karma, eh?

they never learn

and never deliver.

It's time

This guy is me.

I started doing it, but it hurt too much, so I stopped. Sorry guys.

Pics of progress

This thread man
>666
>444
>Karma dubs
>God wills everyone to lose their dick

I don't have any shrink tube though

Just melt some plastic around your dick then.

Birds of hell are waiting, OP.

Granted most of Sup Forums would fail the toilet paper roll challenge, but where the hell would you even get shrink tube that sized if it even existed. And that's putting aside the issue that no Sup Forums tard is going to have commercial grade electrical equipment lying around handy as that would only be part of an real mans toolkit.

that sounds painful, I will just put a condom on and take a hair dryer to it

I pass.

I'm also hung like a can of tuna.

Radio shack, pep boys, and home depot sell decently sized tubing

ash check'em

I do but they're way too small for my dick

Not happening.

no way am i getting dubs

>No way am I getting dubs
Almost gets trips

I hope someone delivers. this shit is gold.

kys ultra faggot op

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