Why can't the beekepers just get along?
Why can't the beekepers just get along?
Luis Hill
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Connor Turner
They're fighting for the right to swarm. That gives them a monopoly over honey production and a majority shareholding in the bottling plant.
Jacob Williams
Kek'd
Oliver Baker
6/10
made me smile
Lincoln Evans
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Lucas Hall
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Liam Cox
This is actually a sport known as fencing.
It is where two beekeepers fight each other with floppy metal swords to claim territory for their bees.
In olden times apiarists used to fight to the death but those kinds of fights have been mostly outlawed.
I've heard stories that some beekeeping societies out west still practice "api morte spada", aka duels to the death over bees.
Samuel Hernandez
We do, it's part of the ruse, haven't you read the now defunct clandestine apiarist?
Josiah Phillips
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Colton Sanchez
the game of bees is and will always bee a game of war.
see what i did there ?
Nicholas Perez
>apiarists
What the fuck have monkeys got to do with this, you moran?
Nicholas Lopez
Enjoyed
Jason Rodriguez
kek very clever
Asher Rivera
>epéerist
Jacob Ward
i szyc a meme yet?
Owen Martinez
is szyc a meme yet?*
Thomas Garcia
i chuckled
Tyler Mitchell
>>epéerist
I'm not going to act as a foil to your jokes
Christopher Wilson
Ok, jokes aside, only faggots do foil fencing. Sabre is for fuckwits. Epée is the only real way to do it
Wyatt Perez
Because of the honey prices
Jordan Brooks
Ever think that the lower 2 are there to prep them for Epee, Einstain?
Brody Kelly
I've watched olympic fencing, it's the stupidest thing ever. It's not like a sword fight in a movie, it's a just a matter of who has longer limbs and lunges faster. The matches are over in less than a second. Plus it's not even gentlemanly; instead of conceding you were hit they monitor your fencing outfit electronically.
Noah Jackson
I bet they also do this kind of swordfighting!
Isaac Cook
>Einstain
>Irony
Leo Baker
>Einstain
Mandela Effect confirmed.
Ian Rogers
Have you seen Olympic Tae Kwon Do? It's more like a chorus line
Nolan Foster
From a joke about apiary to a picture of dicks touching in 21 posts.
never change, Sup Forums
Dylan Cox
Don't you mean Mandala?
Jason Lopez
Because there can bee only one
Tyler Thomas
Why doesn't top-right have a urethra?
Parker Morris
It was taken away from him for being naughty.
> How the fuck am I supposed to know that?
Samuel Cooper
>the lower 2
They just aren't. Football (american) isn't preparing for rugby. Checkers isn't preparing for chess.
Most sports are pretty stupid when you watch them, but actually playing them is great. At olympic level it is pretty much just a case of longer limbs, but when you aren't as good you have to be quick and have really good reflexes. I've had matches that last 10 minutes of back and forth.
>not gentlemanly
It is all to do with hitting with enough force to pierce (if it were a real sword). Plus draws would be so common if it weren't measured to .01 of a second
Aaron Murphy
FTM
Justin Murphy
>enough force to pierce
Actually, to draw blood, which was the end of most gentlemanly duels
Nathan Lopez
And...?
Henry Collins
Foil and epee are precursors in skill to sabre
Jaxson Martinez
Evidence to support this?
Lucas Ward