CALGARY FLAMES@ CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS GAMETHREAD

Puck drops shortly. Get the fuck in here. Bring alcohol.

>tfw you had a salad for dinner
kill me

At least I can watch one Chicago team tonight that's won a title in the last 100 years

>salad
That's not dinner.

>tootoo taking baseball swings

He'll get the Flames a PP for that, exactly what no one in Chicago needs

>call my dog over
>instantly knocks my beer over with his tail
Fuck me

Lads

and there it is

Fuck your pupper in da pooper. It's the only way to prevent this situation again.

Dont

I like your creativity but I'm going to pass

I'm cautiously optimistic that the PK is climbing out of the fiery burning dumpster

christ crawford had no idea where that was

Fucking christ, hawks need to wake the fuck up.

SCARRRRRRRRR RAPE TOWNSHIP TO RAPEMAN

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BASED THERAPIST

KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont worry kaner was listening

>turn on game
>Kane scores
Okay.

They were waiting for ya to get here

Holy fuck tampon bay is killing it tonight

>hawks cant count AGAIN

I mean really.

>Its another 'Hawks can't count to five' penalty.

Sigh. The Hawks have to lead the goddamn league in this shit I swear

Too many men is on the hawks drinking game isn't it?

Yes it is

HOLY SHIT
RAPE TOWNSHIP

>flames cant count either

Oh good, everybody's stupid tonight

HAHA! Time for pass puck!

And the season is still young.

...

Is this real life?

Refs confirmed rigged the game, blatant trips on Gaudreau and still no calls.

Also 1st for easy SH goals

Is this nigger high?

will the Hawks overcome the cubs sucking the meme magic out of chicagoland?

I fucking hope so.

I'm sure the bandwagoners have something to do with it.

>toews fighting versteeg

ANISIMOV!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FUGGIN ARTEM "3C" ANISIMOV

wew

Thank fuck. Now hold the lead and finish this off fuckers

Can this broadcast please stop reminding us of the cubs score...

>hold the lead
Might be too much to ask for. Hopefully it won't be.

I'd be more worried if it was 2 to 4 goals. We see how well that works out

MOTTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you were saying?

APPLESAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MOTTE FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

SCAAAAAR

MOT!!!!

>giving yourself a concussion

Well Calgary is well known for dumbest circumstances involving them after last year so it only makes sense

Holy shit BREADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Panarin fucking making mix tapes on the ice every time he touch the puck

jesus christ panarin

BREADMAN SEALING IT

HJAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright are the Hawks trying to outscore the fucking Cubs?

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HJAMMERTIME

FOR GOOD MEASURE

gg flames

Brian Elliott is the answer, but what is the question?

HAWKS WIN

gg flames

Hawks looking like the Hawks finally! Happy days are here again!

You better give your meme magic to the Cubs tomorrow so the they can win it for dah Bears, Bulls and Hawks.